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ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 20: Dramatic love

2009-03-04T05:42:53Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 20: Dramatic love
Pairings: A few.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst
Rating: Going towards 16 and up, yo. Parental guidance is advised. XD
Warnings: Boys in love with each other, fighting, strong language and a lot of drama.
Disclaimer: I wish.
Summary: This chapter is a lot of drama, okay? And I blame it on watching One Tree Hill. ~~I want to kick myself for it.~~

This is taking WAY too long!!

Chinen Yuuri wasn't known for his patience, in fact, this kind of endurance didn't exist for this boy. This was why he was exasperated with having to wait for the Juniors' practice to end. He was in the non-Juniors locker room that was at the other end of the hall where the Junior room was. Hasshi and he were to go pajama shopping, because for the Christmas party, Koyama insisted that everyone had to show up in PJ's. It is cute, he said, and when people randomly fell asleep when it got too late, they were already in pajamas. That Koyama, always able to find a useful side to something silly.

The small member of JUMP was wondering why the numbers on his watch won't change when suddenly, someone else joined him in the locker room.

"...hey, Yuuri." A voice said, "What are you doing here?"

The boy looked up, that deep voice could only belong to the one and only Takaki Yuya... and it was indeed him, and Chinen wished it wasn't him because he didn't really want him to be here.

"Hi there, Takaki-kun." He replied, "Well, I'm waiting for Ryousuke."

The older boy made a face as he sat next to the younger teen on the bench amid the locker rows... Takaki couldn't really hide that he was jealous because Hasshi was now 'Ryousuke' and he was 'Takaki-kun'. He didn't like it when his ex-boyfriend called him by his last name and reminded him that they had fallen apart, even if it was to expect, since they weren't dating anymore. It was his own fault, he knew that, but it still hurt.

"What about you?" Yuuri asked, not really sure that he was really interested in the answer and at the same time, he was really curious about it. It was rare that JUMP members hung around here during the Juniors-only practices, only a few did, and it was to wait for and see someone they were friends with or someone they were dating, and the latter was only his case and Yabu's.

Takaki expected the query, but still, he was surprised that Chinen asked. "Waiting for someone, too."

At that, the petite boy's heart jumped in his chest. The only people Takaki should be hanging out with in the Juniors were the B.A.D guys, and this wasn't a Kansai Junior practice... and most Tokyo Juniors didn't really like JUMP, so what was up with this? Maybe Takaki was simply stalking Chinen and not admitting it? "... oh really? Who are you waiting for?"

Takaki didn't answer that, instead he distanced himself from the topic of whom he was here for. "So... you and Hashimoto-kun doing well?"

Why is he asking this?! Chinen asked himself, "Yeah."

"Happy together?"

"Sure."

"Good..." Takaki closed the subject with that, thinking that he probably knew much more than he needed to hear. Knowing that Chinen was happy with someone else really sucked, that made him just want to get up and leave because his purpose for being here was losing its importance more and more.

Then, there was a silence. It only lasted a few minutes, but it felt like hours to both boys. Takaki could feel that his heart was beating really fast and he knew that the reason why it did this was that Chinen was close to him. This youngster had such great impact on Takaki's feelings, it was incredible.

On his end, Chinen felt a knot in his stomach, his heart beating so hard in his chest it hurt, his palms were getting sweaty and something was making him feel like he was being strangled. He had a really bad feeling for some reason and he couldn't even tell what it was and why it was happening. He knew the damp palms and the pounding heart was because Yuya was right next to him and he because couldn't touch him or hold him. He was used to that feeling... but still, he couldn't help thinking that something bad was coming his way.

"I miss you, Yuuri."

The said boy held his breathe for a second and looked up, his eyes immediately meeting Takaki's intensely dark and gorgeous coffee-colored eyes. The older boy's expression was soft, showing a lot of regret and a broken little smile that just crushed Chinen's heart. Why did it feel like they were so far away even if they were sitting right next to each other?

"I never left, Takaki-kun. I don't see why you'd miss me."

This was a really distant sounding reply from the small boy and Takaki wasn't sure he could read Yuuri's feelings properly. Usually, this was something he could do effortlessly, but this time, he just couldn't. Chinen looked befuddled, and something else was up with him, but Takaki wasn't able to tell what. He looked at the small Hey!Say!7 member dead in the eyes and decided to tell him what he wanted, leaning down, inching closer to his face and whispering against his lips.

"I love you, Yuuri...and I want you back with me." He said in a low voice. It might take time, we might see other people, but I know you still want me as much as I want you and that in the end, we'll be together.

Chinen was blushing out of control, his eyes were wide and even if his senses told him that this was a situation he had to get out of at any cost, he couldn't move because his legs felt stiff. He was, as he always had been, under the spell in Takaki's voice. There was something about those eyes that made Chinen feel like goo and the contact of their lips made it hard to think.

They were kissing, like they haven't done in months. Anyone who walked down this hall could easily catch them at any moment, but neither of them was really thinking about it. Takaki's hand slid up the back of Chinen's neck to let his fingers touch the skin lightly and tangle themselves in the boy's hair and the younger lad was clinging to his ex-boyfriend's shirt. They were pressed together and the kiss was remotely innocent, even if their tongues did brush against each other gently every once in a while.

This was something Chinen had missed. Feeling like the world disappeared and that the only things left were he and Yuya. This felt so right that it felt wrong.

…What about me, Yuuri?

Something appeared in his mind, a tall silhouette with arms crossed that looked really disappointed with Yuuri... but he couldn't tell who it was because it was all dark and foggy in his mind but when he suddenly felt Takaki's other hand crawl up inside his shirt, he realized who it was and why he was scolding him.

"Ryousuke!!" The little boy screamed the name, distress in his voice as he pushed Takaki away from him. He didn't know why, but unexpectedly, he felt scared, like he shouldn't have done this and this had been a terribly wrong thing to do.

In the meantime, the Junior practice had just ended, and everyone was being awed at the amazing exhibit of cheesiness that was in front of them. It was a known fact that Kamei and Yabu were in love and had no difficulty with showing it, but sometimes, everyone just wished they weren't so at ease with that. The JUMP leader had shown up in the practice room at the right time to take his boyfriend away from the rest of the Juniors, to remind him that they have been dating for a full two months today. A flower, a gift box, a love song… the whole shebang. Yabu was really this pathetic when he was in love, luckily for the Juniors who thought like Nozawa, he said that they'd leave because they had some celebrating to do.

But something came and disturbed the silly lovey-dovey mood. A shriek.

"What the hell was that?"
"Where did it come from?"

One of the boys in the bunch blanched and his blood froze in his veins as he heard the screaming. It was his own name, and he knew from who and where it was.

"Yuuri!"

Hasshi dashed away from the gang as fast as he could and went to the non-Juniors locker room and on his way there, a undersized body launched itself onto him and small hands clung to his t-shirt.

"Ryousuke, I want to leave! I want to leave!" Chinen kept on sobbing against Hasshi's chest. "He... we... kissed... I don't want... I.. I wanna leave."

Hasshi tried to make him calm down, "Shh... what is it? I don't understand you…"

The tiny teenager was obviously profoundly bothered by something, but what could happen in a locked in a locker room that could make him cry? The worst thing that ever happened to Hasshi in there was that time when he was tying his shoelace, looked up and found himself face to face with Ishigaki Daisuke's uncovered you-know-what.

"Hey, Yuuri, wait up!"

Someone else came out of the direction of the locker room where Chinen had been, the guy who had been with the boy all along: Takaki Yuya. The BEST member had ran after the teenager, because he was afraid he had done or said something wrong. Chinen hadn't rejected him and even kissed him back until he randomly yelled his present boyfriend's name, after all. Yes, Takaki knew that he sort of made the boy cheat, in a way, but he never forced him to do it!

When Takaki finally found where Chinen was, he found a pair of eyes glaring at him in an unforgiving way. He stared back at those eyes, staying as silent as Hasshi was. The tension in the air was thick, it was atypical that Takaki and Hashimoto ever were in the same room these days and when their eyes met, there was nothing in them other than anger, pain and other feelings that stung in their hearts like needles.

The Junior boy's gaze let go of Takaki's to look down at the boy he was holding for half a second. He immediately made the connection in his mind. It was Takaki's fault if the guy in his arms was crying like that, he had done something to him and whatever it was, it hurt Chinen.

Then, he thought about what Yuuri was sobbing about. He kissed him? Hasshi felt something forming in him, something that made his blood boil and see red. He let go of the crying boy and walked to Takaki, his teeth bared, gritted in anger.

"You son of a bitch." He hissed at the other, standing only inches away from him then pushed him on the chest, making Takaki stumble a few steps back. "Keep away from him."

Takaki's eyebrows went skywards. It wasn't much like Hasshi to talk to him like that... or, well, talk to him, period.

"Piss off, Hashimoto." He barked back, "I told you the exact same thing the last time and look what happened. Why should I listen to you? You haven't listened to me." Takaki asked.

Hasshi, being taller, had leverage. That made Takaki feel a lot smaller than he really was and the younger boy's glare felt like it was burning through his skull and really, it was intimidating.

"Because, unlike you, when I say something, I actually mean it." Ryousuke hissed back at him, because to him, anything Takaki promised was a big load of bullshit. "I won't let you lie to him and try to take him back like that."

This actually hurt Takaki's feelings, because the impression he left on his ex was one of a liar and a bastard and sadly, he couldn't do a thing about it. "First off, you should know Yuuri is going to leave you and come back to me someday. There's a reason why he kissed me after all." Takaki said, stating what he thought was obvious. "Second, he's not you, why do you think he's going to end up like you did? Grow up!"

At that, Ryousuke just lost it and sent his fist ramming itself into Takaki's stomach with all his strength, making the older male fall to the floor, groaning, curled up on the floor in pain.

Yuuri, who had been asking himself what to do all along, gasped when he saw Hasshi hit Takaki. He wanted to stop them before anything worse happens, but he didn't feel like he would be able to on his own… He did not find any other solutions as he saw Takaki get back up and kick Hasshi's stomach, making the boy hit the wall.

Chinen yelled like he never yelled before.

After all, that was what he was told to do, when you can't do anything about it, scream.

Soon enough, a hoard of juniors and the JUMP leader showed up on the scene.

Straight away, a few of the guys launched themselves at the fighting boys and pulled them away from one the other, holding them back from hitting each other. Totsuka, Kitayama and Nikaido were holding Hashimoto while Goseki, Shoon and Miyata held Takaki. Yabu went to the crying little boy who had alerted them, to try and make the tears stop.

After the situation was under control again, a lot of the boys reunited in the locker room. They had set Hasshi and Takaki on a bench and Chinen was in Kamei's arms, still crying while the others, mainly curious Juniors, made a circle around them.

Kitayama and Yabu were pacing in front of the two boys who had been fighting. They were both some of the older, supposedly responsible guys and they were both thinking about what kind of scolding they could give them.

"Okay, seriously." The Hey!Say!JUMP leader was the first to speak up, "What went through you, guys?"

Everything was quiet for an instant, until Takaki spoke up. "Well, he started it."

"Real mature!" Hasshi shot back, "And you tell me to grow up?"

"Yeah, you sure fucking need it!"

"Suck my dick, bastard!"

Kitayama raised his arms, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch your language, we have kids in here!" He said, actually surprised that Hasshi used such means of verbal communication. If it was Takaki, it was normal, he was influenced by that character he played in Gokusen. "No, really, guys. You know Johnny could kick you both out?"

More silence. Takaki didn't want to say anything because Yabu was glowering at him and Hasshi knew that if Johnny wanted to kick one of the two out, it would be him, because he was just a Junior.

"Yeah, you're pretty lucky your faces aren't injured." Hiromitsu went on, "A scar can make a lot of people talk."

Yabu decided to take the self-reproach level a little higher, because he had a tendency to do that. "Have you guys seen what you've done to Chinen?"

Both of them just stared down at their shoes.

"Look at him, both of you." Yabu commanded, pointing the boy who was in his boyfriend's arms.

The boys ended up laying their eyes on the crying Chinen. Takaki looked up, a hurt expression appeared on his face, then he looked back down while Hasshi couldn't get his eyes off the kid.

"He's completely terrified, and whose fault is it, huh?" Kouta asked, "The both of you. Congrats, you did something together for once... You can feel bad together, now."

Kitayama nodded, approving the other's point. "And for Christ's sake, where is your Christmas spirit? No one fights when Christmas is close." He said, "Anyways... if you are going to be like this, don't bother coming to the Christmas party and stay home on common practice days, we don't need drama. What we do is hard enough as it is, we don't need troublemakers to make it worse."

"Yeah, you guys should clear those issues you've got, or else we won't have any choice but getting Johnny involved okay?" Yabu said. "I'd like if you were more conscious about people around you, too, like Chinen for example."

"Alright, now, enough, Kouta." Another voice rose from the bunch, "They get your point, don't carry it too far it."

The former Johnny's Junior captain turned, realizing that although this voice called him 'Kouta', it wasn't Kamei's. "Shoon, don't intervene," He sighed, recognizing the voice. Yabu still had the 'Ex-syndrome', which meant everything Shoon did annoyed him off to the highest level, even something as simple as breathing.

"More like I don't really want to hear you scolding my boyfriend anymore and I think Chinen and Hasshi have stuff to tell each other like Yuya and I do." Shoon replied, rolling his eyes at the look of despise he got from Yabu.

"...what?" The word was on every lips.

That is what happens when I do not take care of stuff myself… Oh, Yaotome Hikaru, I am going to kill you. Yabu thought. He had left operation 'find Takaki a boyfriend' to his dork of a friend and apparently, that was what the result was? He felt sick...

....but not as sick as that one little guy who just freed himself from Kamei's hold and ran away.

"Chinen, come back!"

Chinen ran, as fast as he could, still bawling his eyes out. How could you, Yuya? How could you?!

Takaki had a new lover and still he kissed Yuuri and made him feel like they were still together… Why did it feel so wrong to be in love with Yuya and why did kissing him make him feel strange? Wasn't Chinen's goal finding his way back to Yuya's heart? Did he not succeed? Then why did it hurt? Why did he feel so much distress? Why did he call Ryousuke for help? Why did the hits that Takaki and Hasshi launched at each other also hurt Chinen?

So many questions for a confused 14 years old boy's mind and not enough answers.

HAPPY NEW(S) YEAR!

2009-01-01T18:02:38Z

Happy New Year, everyone!
I wish you... everything I wanna wish you, really, but LJ has a word limit for entries. XD

So, yeah! I wish 2009 will be fun. And that you will have cookies. Because they simply save the world.

OH and a really, really really Happy Birthday to two really important men in my life. My b ig brother Toshio (who should stop complaining about being near to 30) and Domoto Koichi because he is TEH senpai and first (JE) crush. Koichi makes 30 a very sexy number, thank you very much.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 19: The Bachelor!

2008-12-14T04:57:20Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 19: The Bachelor!
Pairings: A few.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Boys in love with each other?
Disclaimer: HAAHAHAHAHHAHAA. No.
Summary: Yabu and Hikaru try hard. Too hard at times. And you have a say in this story, reader-chan.

That was it. Yabu Kouta and his partner-forever Yaotome Hikaru had it. They were tired of Takaki. Fed up, sick and couldn’t stand him anymore... especially if he was going to stay like that. Always staring at Chinen when he was texting someone, when he was talking on the phone with Hasshi (they guessed it was Hasshi because the only other 'Ryousuke' they knew of was Yamada and most of the time, Yamada was in the same room or close enough, so it wasn't him) or when Chinen and Hasshi were leaving together to who-knows-where...

So, they went boyfriend hunting. Willing or not, Takaki Yuya was going to have someone. A boyfriend, a fake boyfriend, a new best friend, a butt-slut, whatever! He just needed someone so he'd be less annoying; Takaki's mood was killing the JUMP dynamism.

"Hey there, looking for a boyfriend?"

"A dorky and smart person?"

"A cute and sexy dude?"

"A stylish and hot guy?"

"A children lover? A funny brother?"

"A snazzy boy who can rock our world?"

"Well, we have a deal for you! A boy you can't refuse, JUMP's one and only Takaki Yuya!"

...but it wasn't so great. Hikaru and Yabu put full effort into matching Takaki with someone, exposing all his good sides and how good it was to date him. They went to see everyone. They even tried to add some 'extras' to Takaki, like Yabu's watch or Hikaru's guitar... but the results weren't satisfying.

"What a waste of time!" Hikaru groaned after his shower, "How come NO ONE wants to date Takaki?!"

"Took a look at him, lately? He looks horrible. That's why." Kouta, who was already halfway dressed in the 'locker room', was messing with his phone. "We're not doing it the right way." He added, not looking up from his cell phone a second. "Falling in love happens, no one makes it happen. It just does."

"Thanks for the wise words, Dalai-Lama, but that didn't get Takaki anyone." The younger of the two said. "No one said yes!"

The leader didn't look up but still answered his pal, "Yes, some people did accept the offer, but you had too much junk in your ears to hear it." He replied, "You should pay attention."

The other boy, who was trying to remember where his locker was, swore a few times. He wished they didn't stay so long after practice to call people about this, he wished they left earlier so he could have dropped by his girlfriend's place of work... and he wished Arioka was here, Hikaru didn't remember where his locker was when the guy wasn't here since Daiki's was next to his and now there were no shorties to orientate him. "Who said yes?" He asked, observing lockers.

Yabu finally pressed the 'send' button on his phone and put it in his bag, "We have Kitayama-kun, Shoon, Tegoshi-kun, Yama-chan, Dai-chan, Funabiki, Kyomoto and weirdly, Nozawa." He said, "Can I vote against Nozawa? He wants to sabotage our group." Or so said Kamei, whatever, Yabu trusted his boyfriend more than he trusted Nozawa.

"Agreed." Hikaru said. "Who else?"

They were going to eliminate people like this until they found something appropriate... or not.

"I wouldn't be able to stomach Shoon with Takaki," Yabu said, making a gesture like he was about to vomit. Just the thought of this made him feel ill.

Hikaru agreed, "Yeah, and he'd try to sex Takaki up, too." He added but then noticed that his buddy looked a little green, so he changed topic now. "Who else is out?"

"Yama-chan. I think he's in love, too... so I vote against him. I bet he's secretly dating someone or something..." Yabu said. He knew about this girl the young boy had been interested in but Yamada recently said that it wasn't really love and that someone else caught his attention. Kouta was not really sure about the truth about Yamada's love life, but he knew the boy wasn't really alone, he had a feeling...

Hikaru snorted, "Secretly dating Yuto, you mean. I'd be surprised if those two weren't dating." He replied, then went back to topic. "I vote against Kitayama-kun, he's Hashimoto-kun's close friend, he'd blow it all."

The older boy agreed. This wasn't going to work well if they chose someone too close to the 'opposing team'. "So, no to Dai-chan, too. He's very close to Chinen." Yabu pointed out, "Although that would be kind of good for him to be with someone again... still, that's a bad idea."

"Rats, man, I wanted Shorty to be it. Takaki wouldn't mind dating a small person again..." The other boy said, sighing because he wasn't about to win that bet he made with Yuto. He had to find Daiki someone as fast as possible and before the Gossip King or he'd have to face defeat. Yaotome Hikaru wasn't a loser, especially not to Nakajima Yuto. That brat.

"...and he won't again if I have a say in it. That's why I decide that Kyomoto is out." Yabu was really protective of the smaller ones. He didn't want to send another innocent little sheep to the Big Bad Wolf... Okay, Takaki wasn't all that bad, but Yabu really thought innocence was important and he didn't want Taiga to end up with a broken heart without even getting a real romance, yet. That would just be a waste.

"Tegoshi is left." Yaotome said, remembering their list.

The taller of the two made a face at that, "Yeah, but no..."

"Why not?" Hikaru questioned. The match didn't seem too bad. "They already know each other from Shabake, Tegoshi is over 14 and they have a point in common." He said, finally finding his locker, opening it and shoving his hands in it, looking for his clothes.

"Other than acting in Shabake? What?" Yabu asked, continuing to change. He was pretty surprised that those two could ever share something.

The jester snorted, "Their first name. It's Yuya."

"Idiot." Kouta whacked his comrade over the head, "Look, we can't. Tegoshi is... well... uhm.. He's really... much of..."

"You mean, he's..."

"...A sluuuuuuuuut." They completed together, really without meaning to say the same thing as the other, but it was to be expected. Tegoshi's 'sluttiness’ was now legendary in the jimusho. Yabu wasn't sure he wanted to expose Takaki and maybe other members of JUMP to that level of lewdness. Takaki was far from innocent, but there were things he probably didn't need to learn from Tegoshi.

"Then we're out of contestants." Hikaru concluded, throwing his hands up. "Game Over!"

Yabu groaned, "That's because we can't agree on someone because it's Takaki and we both imagine the same person with him... Chinen, and that's because that's who Takaki wants." He said. It was true, he couldn't imagine someone else than Chinen with that guy. "Chinen isn't an option so we're all screwed on this one."

"....yeah. But you know what? If we can't make a choice, let's not make it."

The leader boy looked up with a huge grin on his face, "Heeey, you listened to me! We're going to let Takaki fall in love and not interfere! Giving up can be such a mature idea! I'm proud of you! And surprised, actually." Yabu cheered.

"Give up? Are you stupid?" Hikaru replied and pulled his phone out of his locker after finishing with dressing up, "Let's ask a randomly chosen outsider." He composed a number and waited for the person on the other line to answer.

Yabu, on his end, almost tripped on his half-pulled up pants. "What are you doing?!"

"Shh." The younger said, "Hi, there, my beautiful Avril~" He greeted. "... I know you're working... but I don't want to talk to you, I want to talk to your sister. You’re babysitting her right now, right? The younger one, I mean. " A loud "EEEEEEE?" was heard from the phone after he asked this."Is she breaking stuff in the back store or something? ...isn’t this what four years old do for fun? Can I talk to her, then?" He asked. "Thanks, Baby, I love you." He waited for his girlfriend to give the phone to the child.

No way... Yabu couldn't believe his friend was asking a four years old child to help them on this one. He walked to his friend to listen to what the little girl was to say, though. The best ideas come from children after all, even if they aren't always the most rational ones.

"Sea-chan~ Hi. It's Hikka~" He started talking in a high-pitched voice to the kid who was giggling in the phone, "Sea, I'm going to name you a few name and tell me which one sounds like a prince charming's name, okay?" He told her, and then started to name the guys who were 'candidates' to be Takaki's partner.

"Hmmmm..." Sea was thinking about it, swinging her tiny legs while sitting on a high stool next to her older sister's cash register in the music store she worked at. "The mostest prince charming name is...."

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ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 18: Confirmation

2008-11-22T19:25:36Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 18: Confirmation
Pairings: A few.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Boys in love with each other?
Disclaimer: ...NO OWNAGE!
Summary: Uhoh?

December.

That meant so much work, a few more practices, a couple of live performance, pictures, two Shounen Clubs... and honestly, Sanada Yuuma was enjoying himself. He was working hard to be a real gift for everyone who will see him perform this month.

After a long practice, it was finally lunch break. Sanada was so hungry he could eat all the Chibiko kids and his mother made him a super tasty lunch and he couldn't wait to eat it.

He was walking to the building's cafeteria peacefully, when suddenly; someone wrapped an arm around his shoulder. He didn't know who it was, but he smelled.

Yuuma turned to his right, "Waah, Nozawa! Arms down, man! You better start washing your practice clothes! I swear that t-shirt never met a washing machine since you entered the jimusho and you wear it everyday!" He told the boy.

"Geez." Yuuki pouted, "With friends like you, who needs enemies?"

"I'm sorry, but my nose was about to melt off my face." He said, punching his band mate on the shoulder playfully. "Deodorant, rings a bell?"

Sometimes, Sanada wondered if that was a diet technique invented by the jimusho, sending them to have lunch in their sweaty clothes so they lose their appetite and keep their super thin shapes? Having lunch next to Senga Kento, for example, was like eating next to a fountain ... of sweat.

"Bite me and buy me some for Christmas." The younger of the two replied, taking this as a joke and punching the other back.

Sanada surely didn't mean that in a harmful way, he was a nice guy after all.

"Talking about Christmas, though... Can you help me with something? The... Secret Santa thing."

Sanada raised an eyebrow, "What is it?"

Each year, there was the Johnny's Junior Secret Santa game organized by none other than the Shounen Club's captain, Koyama Keiichiro. The NEWS member picked names out of a hat for each junior, and then sent the results to the boys by text messaging. Rule is simple, you receive a name and you have to give a Christmas present to the guy whose name is on the message. Koyama had near to no time with all his work, but miraculously managed to find time for this each year. Weird.

"...I kind of picked someone I can't find a gift for..."

"...Who?" Sanada asked, "And why is it so hard to find a random gift when there is so many things you can buy him?"

"...It's someone I don't get along with..."

"Oh." That was all Yuuma had to say to this, "...There are 11 people in my head, right now... No matter who it is, give him a cool t-shirt... or a random pair of boxers."

Nozawa raised an eyebrow at the mention of underwear as a gift, "Man, I don't want you to be my secret Santa."

The other boy just snorted and opened the door of the cafeteria for his friend. Inside, there were all the other boys from many different groups, debuted or not. Among the debuted people, there was Hey!Say!JUMP scattered all around, Kamenashi Kazuya was eating with Yuto the chatterbox with Yamada not too far, Taguchi Junnosuke who was telling jokes with Hikaru and making Inoo spray his water through his nose because he was laughing too much, Koyama Keiichiro who brought ramen for Yokoo because that guy needed skin on his bones and there was also Kato Shigeaki, who wanted to leave but couldn't right now because Koyama was the one with the car.

Sanada immediately looked for his other band mates with whom he usually had lunch. He spotted Kamei, at the table where BEST was, sitting on Yabu's lap. Yuuma vaguely wondered if the bone bag Yabu was could really handle Kamei's weight... Either Yabu had super legs that didn't match his chest or Taku probably weighed a lot less than what Yuuma thought? Whatever, they looked cute like this, with Kamei 'force feeding' Yabu each time he said something that made the others laugh but made his boyfriend blush.

Kamei's eyes met Sanada's and he waved and then showed his index finger to indicate that he was to be there in a minute. He got off of Yabu's lap and leaned down to kiss him, getting all sort of catcalls from Daiki, who just wanted to keep his lunch. Before, Kamei and Yabu didn't show such displays of affection so freely but lately, they had been pretty open about those and were simply adorable. Never over the top, too. . . Well, most of the time.

Sanada looked away, to respect them even if they were showing affection in a public place. Well, place full of Johnny's didn't exactly count as a public place, at times. Anyone could do anything they want, as long as there were no guys younger than 13.

"Oh, gross." Nozawa commented, grimacing in disgust. That earned him a bop on his head from his partner.

Soon enough, after getting teased by Kitayama about how the date went, a very red Kamei walked to his friends, a bento box in hand.

"I can give you fun ideas for the next times~!" Hiro shouted from the Kisumai corner and Kamei just hid his face against the first person he found, who was a very surprised Nozawa.

Yuuma just giggled at the sight. Nozawa and Kamei almost hugging... he took a picture of it with his phone, just to be able to laugh about it in ten years.

Though, it didn't take to long before the two boys pushed each other away.

"WAAAAAAAH!"

This triggered a fit of laughter in the cafeteria.

"Hey, that guy's mine, Nozawa, find your own~!" Yabu teased, shaking a very fierce looking sandwich in the air.

No way in hell that I'd want any of that.

"Sure, Yabu-kun, all yours." Yuuki forced a smile to appear on his face. Hypocrisy wasn't a good thing, but it saved him from some awkward situations.

Deciding to end his friends' torture, Sanada asked a question. "Where's Hasshi?"

Just when he said the name, people started to whisper in the cafeteria.

"Isn't Hasshi Takaki's boyfriend?"
"Whoa, Senga, you're so slow."
"He's a turtle boy, of course he's slow, ne, Miyacchi."
"MISTER SEA TURTLE, YOKOO.... and why am I so behind?"
"They broke up. Then, Takaki dated Chinen."
"CHILD PORN! I'm not listening anymore, Taipi!!"
"Who talked about sex, Senga?!"
"Sex? Where?"
"Shut up, Hiro."
"What the?! Bakaido, respect me, you punk!"
"What d'you call me, old timer?"
"Shoooorties, you shouldn't fight. Hiro, you know Nika is just a kid, you can't fight him."
"Anyhow, they broke up, too. And I heard Chinen is dating Hasshi."
"Dating your ex's ex is against male rules~!"
"What male rules?"
"The ones that don't apply to you because you're not all male, Tama."
"Oh yeah, those... HEY!"

The small sound of something breaking was heard and everyone turned to where it came from. A chopstick, or the two pieces of it, that had broken in Takaki Yuya's hold.

"...Takaki-kun?" Yamada asked, "You okay?"

The older boy had been glaring at the Kisumai corner ever since Hashimoto's name and his had been placed in the same sentence. Did these guys know the meaning of whispering? Loud idiots who didn't know how to keep their mouths shut and...

"What?" Takaki snapped at the Tantei Gakuen Q star. The boy pointed his hand and the tall brunette looked at it, noticing how he just broke his chopstick in two. "... sorry, didn't mean it. Do not mind me, guys." He said, putting the broken stick down.

At this moment, two boys entered the place, hand in hand. A tall boy and a much shorter one, who both got blank stares from everyone.

"....so it's true." Totsuka broke the silence.

Another breaking sound. Now Takaki had to bear with having to watch his precious Yuuri holding hands with the bastard of the century. Wonderful. He watched as Hasshi whispered something to Chinen and gave him a quick kiss on his lips, which made some boys whistle or go 'awww' at them. He closed his lunch box, his appetite vanished.

Hasshi gave a light smack to Chinen's butt, "He's green with jealousy." He whispered before the little guy went to his friend Yamada. He then turned around and joined his band mates, who were all standing together for some reason.

"Yo." Hasshi said in the most casual way.

Don't 'yo' us like this was completely normal.

Sanada didn't really feel all comfortable with the new Hasshinen couple, even when he read about it on Yuto's gossip mail.

"Oh, hey. We've been waiting for you." He said as he walked to the table where they usually had lunch, his friends following close. "Not like you to be late for a meal. Where have you been?" He asked, not really sure he wanted to know.

"Cuddling with Yuu-chan, sorry." Hasshi said as he sat down and put his lunch box on the table.

"Who the hell is 'Yuu-chan'?" Nozawa asked, getting a 'you're an idiot' look from Kamei and Sanada.

"Yuu...ri. Chinen Yuuri." The tall boy pointed his 'boyfriend' across the room.

Great, more JUMP love.

The slightly JUMP-hating boy thought, "...Oh, him. I always thought you hated him and thought of him as vermin."

"I thought so too... but he turns out to be something completely different." Hasshi shrugged.

Sanada didn't really like that the topic was turning around this right now and he decided to distract himself from it a bit.

"Yo, Kamei, what's in the box?" Yuuma pointed.

Kamei looked at his bento box and then back at his Kinpachi partner, "Food, genius." He said, opening the said bento box.

Sanada stared at it, and so did the two others. "What's this?!"

The resident Australia boy of the bunch raised an eyebrow, "Been dieting too much, mate?" He asked. "It's food. Foooood, dammit." The rest of the gang started laughing at him.

"Dude, that's kyaraben!" Hasshi pointed a panda shaped onigiri in the box, "Your little sister's lunch?"

"I'm an only child." Kamei looked at the panda-shaped food. "Besides, mates...It's still food."

"Girly food."

"Childish food."

Then, Nozawa, who was having a kick out of seeing his enemy so embarrassed by the two other guys, noticed something. Something pink and square that stuck out from the furoshiki cloth that was around Kamei's lunch. It was a piece of paper, with a few words on it.

'Please enjoy the lunch and have a good day! ♥'

Nozawa snorted. Kamei's mother still put notes in his lunches?

His mother signs with her first name?... Wait... I wasn't able to pronounce her first name when I met her...

Yuuki remembered the times when he had to go to Kamei's place.

He placed the paper on his lap, to keep it out of sight. "Kamei, what's your mom's name already?"

"Mom." Kamei replied, "Just why do you want to know?"

"Because I remember it's a pretty name but I can't pronounce it."

"Teiraa....?" Sanada tried to say it, "...argh. It's Kamei-san."

Taku snorted, "You should work on pronouncing Taylor, Sanada. Taylor Kamei is my mom's name." He said. His mother was, like him, born in an English country and she got an English name because of that. Sometimes, Taku wondered how life would have been if he was called William or something as English... Oh, he would be angry for not being able to pronounce it himself.

Taylor? Nozawa looked down at his lap and at the paper, then smirked, "And you say you have no sisters?"

"I'm an only child." He repeated, "...what are you? Inspecting my life?"

Nozawa's smirk grew into a grin, "Just... discovering my band mates a bit. That's all." He said, slipping the paper in his pocket. "Your mom has a lovely name."

"...whatever, mate." The oldest shrugged and ate the onigiri panda's ear.

They continued to eat and Sanada stared at his taller band mate. He knew there was something fishy about him dating Chinen and all that business. He knew his friend hated this boy with a passion, why would they date now all of a sudden? Did they like each other for real? Was that kiss earlier only for the show? Were they really going to last? It was just weird to Sanada that the two former enemies who both happened to be Takaki's exes were now dating and so out about it.

Why do I care? It's none of my business. He told himself.

"So, guys. Going to the Christmas party?" Hashimoto asked his mates. "Have your gifts for the Secret Santa?"

Kamei nodded, "I will. Kouta insists that I go... and that I help him find a present for the Secret Santa."

"I might pass the party... but I will give my present." Sanada said.

"I still don't know if my mom will let me go." Nozawa added. "And it's hard to find the guy I picked, lately."

Hasshi snorted because Nozawa was older than him but still needed mom's approval to go to places. Ryousuke didn't, he only had to tell his parents where he was and they weren't going to make a big deal out of it.

"Well, make it to the party; Koyama will have a cow or two if you don't."

The three others looked at Hasshi, and then at each other, "That's impooooossible."

"Oh, guys, I will."

A voice from behind them said. "WHOA." They all looked up at a magically appearing Koyama, who had a whining Shige at his arm.

"I maybe will not at the party, but guys, be there. I work hard for this." The Shounen club captain said, though he didn't want to admit that he still hadn't found a place for it. This was the kind of thing about Koyama's plans that he wouldn't share yet, no telling the boat is leaking before it sinks. "I have spies in there! So yeah, please be there."

"Can we go now, Kei-chan?" Kato asked, "You promised you were going to go with me when I buy my new iPod, I want it now!"

Koyama sighed, and then smiled at the juniors. "I have a rock star that needs his music, so, I'll see you guys soon." He said before being dragged away by a music deprived Shige who was about to kill someone if he didn't have a replacement for his old iPod that Nyantai broke.

Yes, it was Koyama's cat's fault. Actually, it wasn't. Shige broke it but blamed in on Nyantai and buried it in the cat litter and told Koyama the cat did it, with really puffy red eyes. The older thought his dear Shige had been crying, so he said he'd buy another for him... But that was actually Shige's allergies acting up. Lying was wrong, but, hey, he couldn't blame Wagahai. He wasn't even real.

"Okay, so, yeah." Hasshi concluded, "You're all going to show up. End of statement."

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 17: The aftermath

2008-11-18T02:57:34Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 17: The aftermath
Pairings: No real ones in here, no.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Boys in love with each other?
Disclaimer: Uhm, what is the word I am looking for...? OH YEAH! No.
Summary: A very emo Takaki gets bad news and has a very bad habit.
Note: FINALLY, AFTER WRITER'S BLOCK! A CHAPTER!

"Oh, crap, no!"

Takaki Yuya was in deep trouble right now. He was having an important conversation with his manager about his role in the upcoming Gokusen 3. Usually, manager-san would talk about his acting and how he should work on the bad boy image a bit more because Takaki was usually way too 'happy' for this role... But this time manager-san was talking about the fact that during practices, Takaki had been really out of it, crying in practice and not being able to get in character at all. He was just talking about the higher chances that they lose the Gokusen 3 contract when suddenly, Yuya's phone's battery died.

"Damn, damn, daaaaaaaaamn!"

He cursed technology and the fact that he didn't have time to charge those untrustworthy batteries. He needed another phone. Now. So, the panicking young man ran to the dressing room, hoping that one JUMP member would be nice enough to interrupt his preparation for the magazine photo shooting session and let him use his phone.

"Emergency!" He said, flailing. "Need phone! Now!"

There were three boys in the room at the moment. Yamada, Chinen and Morimoto... and one of them had to let Takaki borrow a phone!

Yamada was trying to teach Ryutaro the fantastic hand game everyone should know from the Hey!Say! PV Making video while Chinen was talking to someone on Yamada's phone about the Johnny's Junior Christmas party.

Hey!Say!JUMP, though they were not juniors anymore, were allowed to come this year and obviously, Chinen was going... and Takaki wasn't sure he wanted to be where this boy was outside of work. Yuuri has been super distant as of lately and Takaki had a feeling that his ex was taking the break up seriously and didn't want to see him anymore.

"Ryuuuuutaro-chan~" The oldest boy in the room started, "Can I borrow your phone?"

The said boy had been struggling with his own coordination and trying to follow his band mate, but upon hearing the BEST member calling him, his hand slipped and he failed to complete the hand routine. Pouting, he pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and handed it to Takaki.

"Be careful with it," The youngest boy said before telling Yamada to shut up and he braced himself for another try.

The brunette nodded and took the thing, "Thank you!"

That was the last thing he said before disappearing to the hallway again. He was about to call the manager back, but, being the total ditz he was, he noticed that he forgot something really important: the manager's number!

Way to go, me... Takaki was about to go back and give Ryutaro his phone when Ultra Music Power played, which happens to be the song that plays when Takaki's own phone has a new text message. He flipped the phone open and read the mail, automatic reaction to hearing this.

From: Nakajima Yuto
Subject: Hear!Say!Shock Σ(O_O;)

Here's another dokidoki edition of Hear!Say!Shock~
This is your forever faithful Yuto writing, as always.

Okay, I was supposed to write about BEST. Let's make it quick because the scoops are blah.

Daiki was looking for a girlfriend in Shinjuku. NO SHOKKINGU!!
Inoo has detention next Friday. BERI SHOKKINGU!!
I spotted Hikaru's girlfriend buying a pregnancy test... (I need more info before calling this as SHOCK situation)
Yabu's couple is in jeopardy because of a bento box. Yabu just doesn't know it, yet. CHOU SHOKKINGU!

BUT THE MINNA NO SHOKKU PART IS MUCH JUICIER!

Remember the super perfect and married couple, Chinen and Takaki?
Well, forget them. They're history. They aren't together anymore. CHOU BERI FAKKIN SHOKKINGU!

But keep your pedobear-ness away from Chinen and don't cry for him.
Cry for Takaki, he got replaced in a heartbeat.
Yes, Chii is in a new relationship, I saw that for myself.

Chii brought his new lover to Video Game Night and Yama-chan saw him too.
"WHO IS IT, YUTO!?" is what you think, right? Well, I'll tell.

He's the guy who broke his relationship with Takaki.
He's the guy who got suspended for two practices after 'raping' Chii.
He's Hashimoto Ryousuke.

And you know what the worst about this is?

Though Yama-chan is against this and definitely doesn't ship them... They're just so cute, I ship to the max.
When Hasshi wasn't kicking my butt at DDR, Chii was always in his lap, whispering stuff to him.

And you know what else? Yama-chan and I walked in on them in the process of developed making out. Again.
Chii already has hickeys and he wears heart-shaped jewelry, oh my god!

I'll call them... Hasshinen. Let's hope it's love so sweet, ne? I wish them happiness~

So, this is all for Hear!Say!Shock! See you next week!

...Oh, usual thing. Don't tell about this to Hey!Say!BEST, Hashimoto Ryousuke or Yamada Ryosuke, who can't and won't receive this.

After reading this, Takaki noticed he had been holding his breath since he read the 'they're history' line. He felt his heart beating so hard in his chest that it hurt and his head was throbbing. His gut felt like it was tightening and he kind of felt like he just got kicked in the balls by someone wearing soccer shoes. He placed a hand on the wall to support himself, feeling that his legs were slowly giving up on him.

I've been replaced...?

This couldn't be true. Yuto couldn't be right. This was simply impossible; Chinen was totally crazy about him, why would he ever go to another guy? Why would he go to that guy of all the guys in the world? It felt like Hasshi just stabbed him in the chest and took his heart out and ran away with it. His heart. Chinen was his heart. And Hasshi stole him.

Yuuri was pretty gullible, surely Hasshi told him stupid things to convince him to go out with him... Or maybe Yuto misinterpreted and Chinen was just close to Hasshi because he needed attention or... needed someone to...

Oh, hell, no. Ew. Yuuri isn't like that...

"Takaki-kun, are you okay?"

The brunette looked back and found Yuto, who was obviously done with his turn in front of the camera and had a box of Pocky in his hands. Strawberry Pocky, so that meant he was supposed to give those to Yamada, as always.

Yuya glared at him, simply because he was pissed at everything right now. Hasshi pissed him off, so did Chinen, Hear!Say!Shock, his phone, the manager's number, Gokusen 3 and every single breathing person in this world.

"Are you crying?" The Hey!Say!7 member asked, pointing down at the tear drops on the floor.

"Nothing you have to care about, Nakajima-kun." Takaki placed his foot over the wet spot on the floor, "Give this to Morimoto." He said, giving Yuto the phone and shoving him out of the way, feeling kind of glad upon hearing the thud sound when Yuto's back hit the wall with the 'ouch!' that came with it and the 'oh no!' Yuto let out because 3/4 of the Pocky box' content was now on the floor.

The BEST member headed out of the building, all sorts of thoughts going through his brain at the same time.

How could he....? How could they?

That was the kind of nerve-racking situation that made Takaki break. The cool attitude, the smiles, they all turned into a huge pile of nothingness and Takaki's true feelings were completely bare. Not having Yuuri besides him made him feel weak and now that the other was with someone else... what was he to do? Move on, some would tell him. Though, doing this could be awfully hard, especially when you are in love with that person you should forget...

Once he had found a spot near the backdoor of the building, he leant against the wall and just started to cry silently. He didn't want to cry, but his feelings were a mess and he didn't know if he should be angry at the new 'Hasshinen' couple, be happy for them or laugh at the absurd situation. The tears kind of came out on their own accord.

He wiped his tears and pulled a small box from his pocket. From the small pack, he pulled out a cigarette and then he pulled a lighter out of his pocket. Smoking was a bad habit he got from hanging out with older people and from being stressed all the time, Yuya claimed that it helped him calm down and that the nervous tension went down a notch when he did this...

He put the stick between his lips and put his hand over the other end, as he tried to light his smoke. The lighter clicked once, twice and a third time before Takaki could light his cigarette. He took a long drag from it, tapped on his cigarette with a finger and the ash flew with the wind.

Losing his one and only love to the person who hated him the most... Takaki didn't know how to face this, all he could do was asking himself questions. Were Yuuri and Hasshi really in love and dating? Did his tiny ex already forget about him? Did he forget about all the love he had for him?

I guess I have no choice, now... He thought as he blew the smoke out.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 16: Friday'd!

2008-10-25T03:05:37Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 16: Friday'd!
Pairings: Team evil.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Uhhhhhhhh. No.
Summary: Hasshi says that the best way to make people talk about something is making a scandal out of it.

Chinen Saya was the observant kind. She could notice if something was different about something or someone the second she sees that thing or person... and something about her brother was totally off. He had been acting weird lately.

Saya stood in their shared room's door frame, "Chinen Yuuri, what's with you?" She asked, her tone was dry and dead serious and she really wanted the answer because it was the sixth time she asked that question today.

Yuuri, turned from the mirror to her. "Can't a guy just look good without a reason?"

Saya shook her head, "No."

"Why?" The younger of the two Chinen siblings asked.

"You look way too suspicious." The girl pointed her little brother, "You get your pretty clothes, do your hair in a different way and hunt imaginary zits. You Johnny's aren't even human; you don't have zits... or genders for that matter."

"If you have no point, woman, then put a sock in it. Tsk." He tutted.

His sister approached him and pinched his cheek, "Can't a sister be curious about what her precious little bro is up to?" She asked, "You usually don't even bother trying to look good for your little gamers' threesomes with the if-they-weren't-gay-and-underage-I-might-consider-dating-them team."

Yuuri twitched at what his sister just said, disturbing images appearing in his mind. Yamada. Yuto. Him. Together? Ew. And either of the Yamajima duo dating his sister would mean Yuuri would have to choke a bitch who will not necessarily be his sister. This was why Yuuri told his sister that Yamada and Yuto were boys who liked boys.

"So? I wanna try a new style."

"Boyfriend is coming, right?" Saya asked, grinning like the evil woman she was.

How does she know?!

"Maybe, so what? That's so NOT of your business, Saya!" Chinen pointed a very threatening flat iron. It was on 'off' but she didn't have to know.

The doorbell rang at that moment. Uh oh!

"I'll get it!" Both Chinen siblings called out and then they ran for it, pushing each other in the stairs, kicking and pulling each other's hair, like siblings do.

I'm almost there!

Though, when the small boy expected it less, his sister tackled him against a wall, showing off what ice hockey taught her. What? She wasn't only a figure skater.

The younger brother looked in horror as his sister opened the door.

"Hi, Taka--- Wowee." Saya interrupted her sentence by an expression of surprise. "Lemme guess, you changed new hair?" She asked the person who was logically supposed to be Takaki Yuya...?

Hasshi stood on the Chinen family's doorstep, looking down at the person who opened the door for him.

"...Chinen, I heard you're a nut case but why the hell do you dress as a girl when you're home?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. This looked like Chinen, really, it did. And Chinen was girly... but the miniskirt was a bit too much, if you ask Hasshi.

"Oh, I do it because it's so much fun~ or maybe because I really am a girl, wanna find out?" Saya giggled but soon found herself being pushed out of the way by a little person who needed her to go away.

"Don't pretend you're me!" He told her and pulled Hasshi inside his house, closing the door behind him. Enough fooling around, sister wasn't needed today.

"YOU SUCK, SAYA." The small boy yelled as he dragged Hasshi down to the basement where the Video Game Nights and sleepovers always took place. The older of the two boys barely had time to take his shoes off that the small guy pulled him away, almost carrying him.

Yuuri almost slid down the stairs with his factice boyfriend but made it downstairs safely.

"Sorry about that, she would have made you go through the 'Who still wants to be Yuuri's boyfriend after this quiz!' initiation thing." He said, remembering how Takaki almost failed a few questions but eventually won. "Sit somewhere?"

The older boy did as he was told, sitting on the couch that was in front of a TV that Chinen obviously used for video games, since there was a Wii on it.

"What?" Ryousuke said. Was there really such a thing as boyfriend initiations?

Yuuri sat next to him, "It's just a few questions to see if the person taking the quiz is good enough to be my boyfriend by my sister's standards." Chinen explained, deciding that this was a bad topic, "But I guess you won't take it."

Hasshi shook his head at that. There was no way in hell that he would want to go through that kind of dumb quiz.

"Fine... Glad you could make it, though, Hashimoto-kun" Chinen said, "But... I still don't know why you insisted on coming to my house... and to video game night with Yamajima?... The smaller of the two admitted, tiling his head to the side with a slightly puzzled expression. After all, all that Hasshi told him before showing up was I'm crashing at your place... Where is it?

Hasshi opened the bag that was at his feet, now. "I just wanted to act suspicious." He answered.

Now it was Chinen's turn to be confused, "Huh?"

"We have to act properly! When people ask us stuff, we could end up saying different things and that's bad for credibility." Hasshi said, pulling out a small bracelet from his bag. It was a silvery chain and the middle link was heart shaped.

"Happy birthday, again... Oh, to hell with a reason. Just wear it."

Chinen stared at the shiny item, "Did you steal this?"

"No, why?" Ryousuke was quite insulted by Chinen suspecting him to be a shoplifter.

The Hey!Say!JUMP member shrugged, "Because you're a junior. You have peanuts as a salary and there is no way in Disney that you could afford something like this."

This was just plain rude of the JUMP boy. Though it was true that Hasshi didn't make millions out of being a junior, he was trying to make a dream come true and no matter how shitty his pay might be, he knew that something bigger will happen someday and it will be worth it... No, Hasshi had no idea how much money JUMP could make, but Chinen lived through the junior stage, too! Couldn't he have a bit more respect?

Must not strangle. The older boy told himself.

"It's a fangirl's present, she asked me to marry her and bought this for me. Since I'm not allowed to wear what fans give me, you can wear it because it's not from your fan, it's from me." He explained.

The other boy blinked as he held his tiny wrist up so Hashimoto tied the piece of jewelry around his wrist.

That's still very cheap of you... what to expect, you're a junior. Not that Chinen got a lot of money from JUMP but he got a bit more than juniors who have been there for decades.

"Okay, but why do I have to wear it?" Yuuri asked, looking at the shiny bracelet.

"Because I want Yuto to notice it." Hasshi told the small one, "Because I want us to end up on his Bubka-mail crap."

Chinen blinked, "You mean 'Hear!Say!Shock'?"

"Yes, that." Hasshi confirmed, nodding. Who cared about the name? It was just gossip mail that kept on changing its name.

"Is this an invitation to commit social suicide with you?!" The small boy asked, his voice squeaking near the end of the question. That was the only answer Chinen could come up with when Hasshi told him that he wanted them to be a hot topic on the Johnny's gossip mail. "Why the fizz would we do that?"

Hasshi shrugged, "Rumors are the best ways to scandals and people talk about scandals. Since Yuto's junk mail stays in the jimusho, this can psyche Takaki out a bit and when he'll hear the word, I guarantee the plan will start for real. There's no flaw in this, it's not like the real Bubka will ever hear about it."

"...one thing fails, though. Yuto has no interest in my jewelry because he knows my mom buys those for me." Chinen stated. The only accessories he wore now were from his mother, the ones Takaki gave him were in a box under his bed, except for his ring that he wore on a chain as a necklace.

The older boy thought about it a bit, "No problem. I know something that will catch his attention." Hasshi replied and leaned toward Chinen, pulled the shoulder of his shirt down to expose his neck a bit and pressed his lips to the boy's neck, pulling him close so he was almost sitting on his lap.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Chinen shrieked, freaking out at his fake boyfriend's actions. "Ra--" The tiny boy's yell for help was cut off by Hasshi's hand over his mouth.

The older boy pulled away to glare at Yuuri, "It's just a freakin' hickey!" He stated, trying to avoid the boy yelling the same thing Yamajima yelled some time before. That word meant a visit to Johnny's office, which wasn't fun.

"If you yell 'rape', you're getting your dumb Takaki yourself...!"

Chinen nodded and waited for Hasshi to remove his hand before apologizing. "Sorry..."

He then sat properly on Hasshi's lap, straddling him and facing him to make this easier. He let Ryousuke put his lips back on his neck, blushing. This was something that only Yuya did to him so far and it felt weird to have Hasshi sucking at his skin like this. Or biting his skin for that matter.

"Nnnh..." The small boy whimpered softly when he felt Hasshi's teeth on him and clutched at the older male's shirt.

Upon hearing Chinen's whimper, Hasshi wasn't sure about his motives anymore. Maybe it was because of the fact that he hasn't touched anyone in months.

"Almost done..." He said, looking at the slightly pink patch of skin on Chinen's perfectly smooth skin.

Suddenly, footsteps were heard going down the stairs.

"Hey, Yuuri, your friends are here and... wooaaah." Chinen's sister was in the stairs with Yamada Ryosuke and Nakajima Yuto at her side, who both had Wii Remotes in hand.

"THIS IS SO NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!" They both yelled as Chinen shuffled away from Hasshi. This really felt like déjà vu for both of them.

"Yeeeeeeeeeah riiiiiiiiight." Saya whistled low at them. "Seriously, kids, where are your condoms at? And your discretion?"

Yamada dropped his Wii Remote in shock and Yuto went to a corner of the basement and started writing something with his phone.

"Hum, my mom asked me to text her when I arrived!" The Gossip King said, hurrying away from them.

Hasshi smirked.

That was way too easy.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 15.5: The New Dawn

2008-10-03T02:51:07Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 15.5: The New Dawn
Pairings: RTFF (Read The Freakin' Fanfic)
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Buy me a Johnny for Christmas!
Summary: THE DEADLY ALLIANCE!

Hashimoto Ryousuke, Sanada Yuuma, Kamei Taku and Nozawa Yuuki went to practice today and already, they weren't sure if they really wanted to go anymore.

"He's dead! He's dead!" Yelled Arioka in the hallway who was running like a head-less chicken, which was already pretty alarming because he couldn't calm down at all. Nozawa's eyes brightened up for some reason and Sanada pulled the boy's cap over his eyes to avoid calling him an idiot.

When they walked in the practice room, they saw the chaos that went on here. There was a boy on the floor, Yabu Kouta and an unknown adult crouched over him. Hikaru was explaining his view on this to Inoo, who was totally horrified. Yuto and Yamada were hugging each other trying to not cry for their unconscious band-mate because Keito said that he can hear them and that crying would alarm him. Ryutaro was running all around in panic while Takaki was in a corner, with his head down.

"What happened?" Sanada was the first one to ask the question everyone wanted to ask.

"No idea.... but from the look on Kouta's face, it doesn't look good at all." Kamei said, pointing his boyfriend who looked stressed out as the man with him was giving him instructions to follow. Every once in a while, the leader would tell people to make more space for Chinen.

Nozawa looked at the immobile boy on the floor, "Do you think he's dead?" He asked, almost sounding like this would be a good thing.

"Don't be stupid, there would be a lot more chaos if he was." Hasshi said, then caught running little Ryutaro by his shirt and made him stop his little race against stress, "You. Tell us what happened."

So Ryutaro told everything, from Chinen's unhealthy looks, altered attitude problem and his little confrontation with Yabu, which made Kamei gasp. "And when Takaki-kun walked in, Chinen-kun fell to the floor, without warning... He usually lands those and when he doesn't, he gets up right away...I'm kind of worried." He admitted, looking over at his 'fallen' friend, "And Takaki, that failed boyfriend, he doesn't do anything!" The little boy stomped off, thinking that this guy needed a kick to his ass. Which was why he was going to get a buff junior to do it!

So, it's Takaki's fault...? Hasshi looked over at the guy who looked major depressed. Their eyes met for half a second and the older groaned and looked away from him.

Kamei walked to the boy on the floor and the two males taking care of him. He simply wanted to be mental support for his boyfriend who looked like he was about to break down and throw himself out the window.

"Is he alright?" He asked as he placed an arm around his boyfriend's shoulders.

"I know first aid, but he's the pro." Yabu said as he leaned his head against Taku's, unhappy with the fact that he wasn't able to prevent this. Maybe if he made Chinen go back home, he wouldn't have had to call for a health professional's help...

"Chinen-kun is fine, nothing's broken and he apparently didn't fall on his head. Though, check for back pains." The man who was with Yabu got up, "He should have woken up since a bit, but, no worries. He's not exactly unconscious anymore. He is asleep and will wake up later. I suggest a lot of rest after this." He said, but then, his phone started to vibrate. "Call me again if there's something wrong with him, Kouta... I have to run to the hospital, they need me."

Yabu nodded, "Thanks for coming. I appreciate it, nii-chan."

Kouta's doctor brother left them and Yabu decided he should give Chinen some more space.

"Okay, everyone, we're going to move Chinen so we can have practice even though..." He said looking up, "Takaki, you should probably stay, he'd surely like you by his side when he wakes up." He decided. Takaki was Chinen's boyfriend after all... He'd tell a member of 7 to do it, but Takaki would probably make him feel safer?

The boy who the leader called shook his head, "He'd probably think of me as the reason why he fell... I rather not, Yabu." Yuya said, looking up with slightly red eyes that clearly indicated that he just cried over this.

"I can stay with him." Hasshi raised his hand. "I mean, not that I want to, but I know the routine pretty well already and there has to be someone to do it, no?"

Takaki groaned, "No way in hell, Hashimoto."

Ryousuke turned and brought his face close to his ex's. "Listen, I know what he has, you don't. Let me deal with that." He whispered, "He's not even your boyfriend anymore, so, why do you care?"

Takaki took a step back in surprise, wondering how the heck Hashimoto figured it out so easily even if he didn't tell anyone about it yet. It wasn't like it was written on his face after all! He looked down in defeat as Yabu agreed and let Hasshi and Sanada carry Chinen to another room where the boy could rest, far away from the noise.

In the hallway, the two boys who were carrying the small JUMP member were having a little problem. Chinen, even if he was small, was pretty heavy. Almost 100 pounds of pure muscle, that was something.

Finding his band-mate's silence disturbed him a little, so, Sanada decided to ask about the situation. "What are you doing, Hasshi?"

"Carrying a midget who was a victim of Bakaki." The other answered, as they reached the door to a room where it would be safe to put the midget.

Victim? The member from Kinpachi decided to not ask about this, Ryousuke apparently knew something he didn't know. "Okay, but, why do you want to do it."

"Shut up and open the door, okay?" The younger said as he held Chinen all by himself.

"....and why here?" Yuuma asked, opening the door that he recognized as a 'shove-it-in' closet. They were easy to locate, the doorknobs weren't the same color as the other costume storage rooms.

Hasshi rolled his eyes, "Because it's the only place I know that has a couch where we can dump him. It's clean, too. Most of the time."

Point. "Well, I'm leaving you, someone has to make sure Nozawa and Kamei don't kill each other..." Sanada said after they put the boy on the couch, "...Please don't end up on Y-Shock, okay? Be careful." He said, thinking that he wouldn't be able to see his friend's name on those mails anymore. He was a hot gossip topic and as long as he had Yuto 'scooping' on him, Hasshi should be careful about that.

Ryousuke nodded, "Yeah, I know." He said, "See you later."

The door was closed when Sanada left the two boys alone.

"Alright, you can wake up, now." Hasshi said, poking Chinen's side. "You've been awake for at least ten minutes, now..."

HOW did he figure me out?!

Truth was that Chinen really didn't want to wake up.

"Chinen. This isn't the first time you fail to land one of your flashy stunts, and I saw you falling and hurt yourself... and laughed about it a few times, too." The standing boy said firmly as he sat next to him and decided to go back to topic, "You can pretend to be in a coma if you like, cry, or maybe quit eating... but it won't bring Takaki back."

At that, the little boy's eyes opened, they were wide and tears were threatening to fall again. He was sad, ashamed with his little masquerade, confused and his back hurt a bit, nothing he's never been through, but it wasn't comfortable at all...

Why did Hashimoto know exactly what was wrong with him?

"If that cheers you up..." Ryousuke pulled the boy in a sitting position, held him and whispered to his ear, "Happy birthday."

Happy birthday?

That guy had the worst timing in the world... but then, he thought about it. Hasshi did say he was going to give him something for his birthday... "Thank you?" Chinen sniffed and began to cry upon remembering what happened on said birthday.

"I'd say I'm sorry for the break-up, but I'm not. I don't even know how it happened. I just know it did and that I was a reason for it, because your bulldog boyfriend still wants to bite me." Ryousuke said. He didn't want to really get all close to Chinen, he had something to ask and he wanted to do so before the end of practice time because Tottsu was going to take him home and he wasn't as patient as Hiro.

No, I want YOU to regret it!

It was all Hashimoto's fault after all. If he never existed, or moved to Brazil, Chinen and Takaki would still be together and getting ready to get married!

"How it happened?!" The younger of the two snapped, his voice broken by a sob. "It's all your fault!" He pushed the other away from him. "If you never sent me that mail, he wouldn't have broken up with me! Besides... we didn't break-up, we're on a break!" He tried to do not sound like he 'lost' to his ex-boyfriend's other ex.

"Yeah, right." Hasshi snickered sarcastically, "Continue to tell yourself stuff like this and let's see if he comes back." He snorted, "I bet he already has his plan B and dumped you because he planned to do it all along. Everyone knows. Don't you read Y-Shock?" He asked him.

Hasshi shook his head. "You really think someone who really loves you would break up over an innocent text message?" He paused, waiting for Chinen to object, "Nuh-uh, so, it's not my fault. At all."

The small boy didn't want to admit it, but Hashimoto was right. It wasn't that guy's fault at all, it was Yuya's. He didn't let Chinen explain or even asked about it more, he just assumed that he cheated, even if Yuuri never even considered cheating. Maybe have a break, yes, but never cheat!

"You have a few options starting from here." The tall male said, slouching back on the couch. "Either you go crawling back to him and beg for him to take you back, move on or..." He smirked, "Do like me and try to make him regret it. In my case, it was more out of jealousy, but... you can have him back if you do that."

Chinen looked up with his big teary eyes, hoping that the other boy wasn't just pulling his leg. "...how do I do that?"

Hasshi looked at the small boy and still found it impossible that they were the same age because Chinen was just so unripe and childish.

"Not getting the hint yet?" He asked him, "Make him jealous before he does it and makes you cry again." He saw that the small JUMP member didn't get that. "Make him crawl back to you instead. Get yourself someone else and make him want to be that person. There is not a man that can get any more jealous than Takaki Yuya."

Now, the little light bulb in Chinen's head lit up.

"No way..." He gasped.

Make Yuya jealous. How could he do that? That was impossible! Chinen was the king of clinginess and if Takaki saw him clinging to someone else, he wouldn't think he's got a new someone in his life.

"But... who could pretend to be my boyfriend?" He asked. "Yama-chan, maybe? He's a good actor."

"Oh, God, you're so slow." Hasshi face-palmed then pointed himself, "Me, damnit."

Now, the JUMP acrobat froze and furrowed his eyebrows in thought. "You? HA." He laughed sardonically, "And why should I choose you out of all people?! Should I remind you that I hate you?"

The taller boy put a hand on Chinen's shoulder and made him look at him, "Listen. My goal is to make Takaki suffer. Yours is to have him back... If we do it, we accomplish both goals. He gets jealous of me and agonizes over that... and he totally wants you anyways, he loves you, so he'll want you back very badly... At some point, I'll be satisfied, I'll break up with you, he'll take you back, I'll move on and find something else to do than waste my time over this... but now, I really want vengence."

In Yuuri's head, this didn't sound so stupid. But at the same time, it was Hasshi. He wanted to poke his eyes out or something!

"Besides, Chinen..." The older male said, smirking, "We already have the first kiss covered..."

Now, seriously, if he was a girl, the little acrobat would have slapped this guy... But since Chinen was a boy, slapping wouldn't fit.

"You're gross."

The little guy replied, grimacing in disgust and trying to dry the tears that kept flowing on his face even if he didn't feel like crying anymore.

"...but you're not dumb."

Chinen inched closer to him, staring at the face of the boy he wanted to destroy just a few days ago. He wasn't sure if he wanted to hurt him, anymore, since he wanted to help Chinen into having his boyfriend back... but he was still a bastard for having plans to make Yuya suffer.

"Ne, boyfriend?"

The junior boy's ears tingled at the sound of the word 'boyfriend'. Did the little vermin really call him this?

"So, you agree?" Hasshi asked, "If you decide that we really do it, don't chicken out the next second."

That sounded like a challenge and Chinen takes on any challenge.

"Oh, yeah?" The boy asked as he shifted and sat in Ryousuke's lap.

Hasshi raised an eyebrow, "What are you doing?"

"Just take this as a seal to this alliance?" He said, leaning close to the older boy's face, tilting his head a little and...

Back in the practice room, Takaki was pacing while the others were dancing. It still bothered him to know that Hasshi was somewhere with his unconscious ex-boyfriend. He didn't want to break up with Chinen but it was the damn jealousy!

"ARGH!" He kicked a wall and faced it, not able to concentrate on dancing.

Yabu, who saw that, decided that he should send someone to see what was up with Chinen's condition.

"Yamajima," He called the two boys, who immediately stopped dancing upon hearing their leader. "Go see Chinen-kun, will you?" He told them.

"No idea where he is." Yamada said on behalf of both of the BFF duo. They'd never been in 'shove-it-in' closets before, it was only normal that they didn't know where they were.

"Okay, Sanada-kun, please go with them." Yabu asked the boy who placed Chinen there with Hasshi in the first place. Yuuma sighed, but obliged, after all, he was the only person who could actually help out with that.

On their way, Sanada observed how Yamada and Yuto looked so worried over Chinen. Ah, member love, that was always so nice to see...

"It's here." The oldest boy announced and pushed the door open... and what he saw definitely was on his 'last things to see before quitting' list.

"HASHIMOTO RYOUSUKE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

Sanada was stunned. Sanada Shock! He couldn't believe that.

Hashimoto Ryousuke over Chinen Yuuri, making out, in a 'shove-it-in', while the boy was sick. Didn't Hasshi hate him anyways?! This was going to be hell to explain to Yabu and it was going to be even harder to actually believe whatever Hasshi was going to say to deny that... Too bad for that 'do not end up on Y-Shock!' comment from earlier, the writer of that weekly gossip article was right here.

Hasshi and Chinen had found themselves in a horizontal position due to Chinen's 'seal of engagement' kiss getting a bit too elaborate... They ended up making out on the couch and now Sanada and the two others saw them.

The both of them looked up, not really sure of what to tell the guys who just walked in on them...

Oh, great... Chinen thought. He knew what was going on in the two other 7 members' head: Exactly the same thing that would be in any under 16 Johnny's boy's head.

Yuto looked at Yamada, panicked. The taller boy's mind would usually jump to conclusions right away, and that was what it did. Hasshi was over their little band-mate, the small boy's eyes were still red from crying, the older of the two had the little wrists pinned to the couch with one of his hands and the other was very obviously about to get under Chinen's shirt...

Yamada looked at Yuto, confused. Even if Yamada was usually the kind who would think or ask about the situation, he couldn't help it, it looked like something and he wasn't about to ask for confirmation. It could be too late to save Chinen already!

Upon seeing something like that, the two young boys learned to do one thing, due to not being able to defend anything or anyone, screaming was the answer.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

They yelled together in an extremely high-pitched tone that outdid Chinen's voice and then they both ran toward the practice room to alert an older boy or two.

"YABU-KUN!!"

No, this day was not over for the JUMP leader yet.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 15: Crash and Fall

2008-09-30T03:28:47Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Fifteen: Crash and Fall
Pairings: Broken TakaChii, much?
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: In Twilight zone, yes, I own.
Summary: EMO CHINEN ALL OVER, OKAY?!

Sleeping, dreaming, eating, talking and smiling. Those were all things that Chinen Yuuri usually had no problem with... but ever since this very nasty break up with Takaki Yuya... He was in shambles. The usually so carefree and energetic boy was like some sort of undead and he didn't feel like doing anything at all. The only sound that had been heard from his mouth lately was 'no', almost like 2 years old children.

"Do you want to go for gyoza after school, Chinen-kun?"

"No."

"Do you wanna come at the arcade with us, then?"

"No."

"Let's go see an Arashi DVD together at my place, then."

"No."

"Chinen-kun.... do you want to go out with only me, then, if you don't want to go with the gang?"

"No."

Chinen watched as the girl from his class, Mineko, ran away crying after being rejected so coldly by him. All his friends were worried about him and they all wondered why the boy was like that, now, they all knew Mineko liked him but it wasn't really like Yuuri to reject her like that.

He even cut PE class a few times due to 'not feeling well', something he never did before. Usually, after school, he'd get a round of questions from his classmates about his condition but today, he had to hurry to work.

When he saw the building where rehearsal was taking place, he sighed. Why did they have to practice 'Ultra Music Power' again? Why did the choreographers always come up with ways to modify the step arrangement? Yes, he could get that it was interesting for the audience to see a 'fresh' performance of an old song, but for the performer, it could feel like hell, really. Too much for the salary they had, really.

Not too far, he noticed a car, where two people were kissing in the front seat. Anyone wouldn't recognize the two people, but he knew that it was Inoo Kei and his boyfriend Matsumoto Kouhei , who was wearing something that could make him look like a girl.

Usually, Chinen would admire these two, envy them and think that this must be pretty wonderful to be together for so long like two soul mates that never let the passion die... but now, the tiny guy thought they were utterly nauseating and thought that they should either get a room or get hit by a truck right now.

They sickened him, literally. Chinen felt something twist in his stomach and felt a little lightheaded, something was making its way up to his esophagus and he made a retching sound. He ran to a nearby trash container, dropped his bag, bent himself over the container and regurgitated. He coughed a few times and threw up again, repeating the cycle a few times until he felt completely empty.

Pulling a tissue from his pocket, he wiped his mouth and threw the used thing in the container, too. That had been happening a lot lately and it worried his parents. He told them that it was because of the constant stress he got from being an idol and said that it was normal. Lying to his parents wasn't in his habits either.

"Chinen-kun," Asked a voice from behind him. "You're so pale! Are you sick?!"

He turned and met Inoo Kei's worried look.

What do you want? My picture?

"No." He picked his bag up and went inside the building, leaving Inoo behind him without even looking back at the older guy.

Meanwhile, the rest of Hey!Say!7 and 3 members of Hey!Say!BEST in the practice room, waiting for their missing members and for ‘team Hasshi’. Yabu, Hikaru and Daiki were having a conversation about finding a girlfriend for the shortest member of BEST; Yamada was going over the choreography with Morimoto and Okamoto while Yuto was in his corner trying to sort his gossips for the next 'Hear!Say!Yuto ~ Y-Shock!' weekly rumor-confirmation mail (Which changed names again), he really thought he was doing a much better job than Uwasaman.

Hikaru was telling Daiki about how he should meet the girls from his girlfriend's band when all of a sudden, Yabu's phone rang. Text message. Blinking, Yabu wondered who that may be. He pulled his phone out and read.

"From: Inoo Kei
To: Yabu Kouta

Leader! Emergency! Chinen! I think he's sick! I saw him vomiting his guts out just now!
He said he's okay but I'm not sure about that.
Please watch out for him?

Right now, I'm in the stairs, for workout, I'll be there in 10 minutes, max. If not, please send a rescue squad.

Baibai.

- Inoo"

The leader boy frowned. Chinen was sick? No way in blazes, that boy was the healthiest thing since Vitamin C...which pretty much meant 'Vitamin Chinen' to Yabu.

...Well, until he saw the petite boy entering the room, canned coffee in hand. The lad's face that was usually tinted with the colors of youth looked paler than a cadaver’s; Those brown little eyes that usually were always shining with dynamism were staring in oblivion listlessly, only partly open; The little smile that always graced Chinen's features was missing and nowhere to be found, it was just a flat line on his colorless face. Yabu could see evidence of lack of sleep, too... and it made his big brother instincts tingle.

"Chinen-kun, are you okay?"

The said guy gave a nod and put his bag in a corne. Even Daiki and Hikaru could see that something was off; Chinen looked like straight out of a nightmare.

"...You're evidently not feeling very well." Yabu said, "I think it would be best if you went back ho--"

"No." Chinen answered before the group's 'mom' could finish talking. He didn't want to spend another evening alone, waiting for his folks. His parents worked until late these days and his sister only cooked and left something for him after school and left for her part-time job that happens to be only in the evening. It made him feel much lonelier.

Yabu insisted for about five minutes, telling Chinen how it would be better if he went to his house but the boy didn't want to hear nothing of what the older member of JUMP had to say.

"Holy fuck! Will you ever shut up!?" He snapped and slapped the hand Yabu placed on his shoulder, "I told you I'm okay about 23 times!" He yelled, "NO, I won't go home and yes, I am okay, mom! 24th time! Get your ears fixed for crying out loud!"

Silence in the room. The boys had more than one reason to nearly jump out of their skin: Chinen swore at their leader, raised his tone, hit him and showed a side of him that no one really expected.

Yabu looked completely shocked for a second; it must have been the first time someone reacted to his concern and kindness this way. Hikaru, who saw that the captain was 'out', decided that the second in charge (Since Inoo and Takaki weren't here, that made him second oldest) should do something. He counted the members and then, turned to the little guy, "Hey, Sparky, where's the Pedobear?"

Yuuri shrugged. "Ask Yabu, he's everyone's mother. He should know." The boy scoffed, "Can't take care of himself and he tries to bite off more than he can chew all the time." He muttered.

The two other BEST members didn't have half of their unofficial leader's tolerance; they wouldn't be able to stay nice with the bitchy Lilliputian they had to deal with today.

"Oh, you have no right to say stuff like that about Yabu when you're about as autonomous as a 3 years old kid." Said Hikaru, taking his band-mate's side, it got him really angry see that just because he was young, Chinen didn't think he could get in trouble for saying such hurtful things about a person who cared about him.

"I don't give a damn!" The undersized boy flipped the other off.

"That does it." Hikaru said as he grabbed the little acrobat by his collar "Chinen Yuuri, you have one hell of a shitty attitude and I tell you, I don't have Yabu's patience. You drop the attitude this second or I swear that I'll kick you midget as--" He stopped, noticing that a hand was placed over the one he was holding Chinen with.

It was Yabu's.

The tall and thin leader had no real expression on his face, except for disappointment, upon seeing that, Hikaru set Yuuri down even if he was still pissed. He knew that his friend often had more impact than whatever action he could take.

A loud smack sound echoed in the room and every one watched the little boy who was now looking to the side with a cheek that was reddening.

"This was for your own good." Yabu said, speaking slowly and rubbing his hand. "Practice starts now, too bad for Takaki and Inoo."

The leader boy went to where 7 were cowering all together and tried to reassure them as he could, telling them that this wasn't going to happen again. Even if Kouta was angry, it couldn't be told from only looking at his face. It was still the same gentle face they were used to see, but his feelings inside were surely not matching his expression.

Soon enough, Inoo walked in, they were only 9 JUMP members but they could start.

Now in quietness, Chinen went to rehearse with the 8 others, feeling that maybe he shouldn't have been such a jerk to the oldest member of the group. He wasn't angry at him, after all... and seeing Yabu being so quiet was actually upsetting. He was just calm and silent and his silence was like the worst admonishment Chinen ever got... It made him feel even sicker. Not only his broken heart affected his physical condition and temper, it hurt someone and got other people angry with him... What should he do, now?

Somewhere in the routine, the boys cleared the center, so Chinen could perform one of his well-known acrobatics moves. He gave himself a go to execute a somersault. During the seconds he spent in the air, when his head was upsides down, he saw someone at the door.

"Sorry, I'm late, everyone!"

The wrong person, the one his heart couldn't bear to see again for a while.

Yuya...

Just the thought of this boy made him lose all his focus and balance, nothing in him was reacting anymore except for the need to vomit again and the sudden urge to bawl his eyes out like he did for the last few days. Just when he thought his day couldn't get any worse.... it came all crashing down.

"Chinen!!"

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 14.5: All mine, all yours, but....

2008-09-23T02:08:34Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 14.5: All mine, all yours, but....
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: NC-17 because of boiz having secks.
Warnings : BADLY WRITTEN SECKS!
Disclaimer: I tried to get myself some Johnny's but they said no, no, no~!
Summary: OMG break-up?

Operation Break-Up was a total failure. After that Arashi gift Takaki gave him, Chinen just knew his boyfriend really cherished him! Why break up with him if he really did love him?

Straight after watching the present DVD, Chinen tackled his dear and made out with him in ways that could really scar his sister's mind if she walked in on them. His thoughts weren't attached to anything other than Yuya, how much they loved each other and on how much he wanted to give his boyfriend just for being his boyfriend.

Before Yuuri really analyzed the circumstances, they were rolling on his bed, hearts racing, clothes gone to who-knows-where land... Their hands, lips and tongues all over each other's bodies. It just felt good to be that close to each other. Chinen thought that sex with Yuya was just like a very, extremely, tremendously intimate form of hugging. Saying it like that sounded less embarrassing.

The smaller of the two reached in his bedside table's drawer and pulled out two items they had only used on one occasion so far. A condom and the small bottle of vanilla lubricant. He placed them in Yuya's hand when he got it away from his hair... But then, the older in the pair did something weird: he handed the lube back to Chinen and discarded the condom.

"Huh?" The little guy looked up, wondering if he did something wrong this time, or if Yuya even wanted this at all... Uwaaa, what's going on? He asked himself, trying to find the answer in the dark eyes of the person over him. He knew they never actually used a condom before, but why was he giving him the lubricant back?

Takaki didn't say anything much, he just rolled them over so his petite darling was over him.

"I want you to do it." He said... and got the most puzzled expression ever as an answer. Yuuri obviously didn't understand.

"...what?" The boy on top expressed his confusion once again. "You mean, you're lazy and you want me to prepare myself for you, right?" Chinen asked, "And then I should ride you, right?" He shouldn't have listened or watched what Yuto taught him. There were things he knew now that were just too much for his little boy brain, like the name of about 60 different positions.

The older teenager shook his head, "No. I want you in me."

Chinen's brain did a back-flip in his head and it exploded.

Oh my god, no way....

The little guy never even considered doing something like this to Yuya, he didn't even know how to do it... But something in Yuya's eyes told him it was okay, that doing this would just mean that they were taking another step in their relationship.

Yuuri was so nervous, he spilled some of the lube on Yuya's abdomen and felt really silly for that... but the rest of the preparation process went okay, since the older boy let his boyfriend know if he was doing it right or wrong.

"...you really want me? Like that?" The small boy asked, to be sure Yuya wasn't about to change his mind. His older lover nodded, pulling him closer.

"Here goes..." Chinen restrained himself from adding 'nothing' to this sentence, since he wasn't so sure he'd make Yuya enjoy this since he didn't know how to do that... but the half-smile on his boyfriend's face made him more confident. After all, he was a guy and natural instinct should kick in soon.

Holding his member by the base, Chinen inserted himself inside Takaki's body, going past the small ring of muscles. This was a feeling he wasn't able to describe... He moaned wordlessly, shivering slightly as he felt the heat of the inner walls of his boyfriend's body around him. It felt extreme, like that first time, but upsides-down and totally unexpected, just like Takaki's next move...

"Ahh, Yuuri!" The boy underneath Chinen grabbed the boy on top by his butt and pulled him further inside in one go digging his nails in the flesh of the smaller teenager's butt cheeks. Yuuri could feel that his member was as deep inside Yuya as it could get and that got the both of them screaming together.

It was so unreal for the younger male. Feeling all those extremely strong feelings... Being inside Yuya, feeling his muscles clenching around his member, hearing him moan and ask for more, calling Chinen's name and touching himself...

"Yuuri!" Takaki moaned, "Yuuri!"

The sound of his voice was echoing in the boy's mind and it drove Chinen crazy. He couldn't believe that he was the one making his boyfriend feel good like this, he could hear that Yuya liked it and he could also see it, the expression of pleasure on his face couldn't lie. Takaki wanted more of this, and the little one wanted all of Yuya.

But this being his first time, the small boy didn't last too much longer. His whole body trembled as orgasm ripped through him, making him moan in pleasure as he filled his boyfriend's body with his warm semen for the very first time. Realizing that Yuya didn't climax just yet, he decided to help him.

Chinen pulled out of him and moved so his face was between his darling's legs.

"Yuu... oh, damn!" Takaki grit his teeth as he felt his lover's lips and tongue on his member, Chinen was sucking hard and even if the older male asked himself how he learnt to do that, he still enjoyed it until he reached his limit. Takaki groaned as he emptied his self in Yuuri's mouth. The little boy swallowed it and jerked Takaki off a bit more to get all of the juices he could get out of him. It tasted weird but not totally gross as he always thought it would be.

As to calm their hearts that were still beating excessively fast, they kissed, slowly, lovingly, holding each other in the moonlight flowing from Chinen's window. Yuuri was still amazed at how much Operation Break-Up failed.... But he didn't regret it, since this was much better than a heartbreak.

Once they broke the kiss, Yuya laughed breathlessly. "To say I almost listened to the BEST dorks..." He said aloud, mainly to himself.

Chinen, who was playing with the brunette's soft hair, blinked. "What did they say?" He asked, rather curious about it. Usually, he wouldn't care about BEST's opinion on their relationship but he had a feeling about what the older half of JUMP said so he wanted to know.

Takaki looked at his boyfriend. "They said you and I should split." The older of the two replied, letting out a yawn that he didn't even bother to stifle.

Chinen was confused now, "Yamajima said that too!" He said, remembering Yamada's warning and Yuto's flailing. Now, the little acrobat was rather at a loss. Why did everyone in JUMP want them to break up?

"Well, okay, they said it. So what?" The BEST member said, looking at the small person in his arms and cupping his cheek in his hand. "What do you think about it, Chii?" He asked, stroking the soft and young skin with his thumb. "Did you consider breaking up with me?"

The little one was completely under his darling's spell, as always. "No, I didn't..." He said, snuggling against the taller male, "I love you."

Yuya said nothing for an instant and just looked at his boyfriend, like he was trying to engrave this moment in his memory before blowing it to pieces.

"I did."

When he heard those words, Yuuri couldn't decide whether they surprised him or hurt him. He also noticed the lack of an answer to his three worded sentence and that made a dark cloud of insecurity appear over his little boy heart.

The feeling didn't last too long. A second later, Chinen felt his lover's lips on his shoulder, his neck and over his lips. "But I think I changed my mind..." Takaki whispered, nuzzling the little lad's neck. "I love you, too." He said and looked into the boy's face, in the eyes in which the moonlight shone so prettily.

The small lovebird kissed his dear's chin, "Now... are you staying the night or am I waking up alone again?" He asked, yawning like a little kitten.

"Kawaii..." Takaki said, then looked over at the alarm clock that showed 11:37 in bright red letters. The night was still young and so was he, Yuya definitely thought he was too young to get killed by the 5'2" former Olympian who Yuuri had as a father. "Sorry, love. My deal with Saya was that I beat it before anyone else shows up... and I think I need to call someone to pick me up because you put me out of walking shape~"

The tiny guy blushed as he reached for his pajamas, "Just use my phone, it's on the table."

Takaki stretched out an arm and reached for the gizmo. He groped around until his hand found the already opened cellphone. Not having to flip it open would totally save him some of the little energy he still had. Rubbing his eye, he brought the cellphone to him, looking at the bright screen. He was about to compose one of his siblings' number when he noticed that there was a text message on the screen. Surely Chinen put his phone down after reading it... and Takaki read it too, and he wished he never did, because it made him feel things he didn't want to feel.

"Oh, so he calls you 'baby', now, huh?!" He said, pushing Chinen away from him.

The short boy looked at the other boy, his body completely frozen by shock.

What's going on?

"What are you talking about, Yuuyan?" He asked, totally clueless about what his boyfriend was referring to.

"Don't 'Yuuyan' me, Chinen!" Yuya said, sitting up and getting off of the bed. Not without stumbling a bit and cursing the burn-like feeling he had in the butt region.

Yuuri looked at the young man who was putting his clothes back on. He didn't understanding what he was being accused of. All of this made Chinen freak out completely, he wasn't sure about anything anymore.

"Yuya! WHAT'S GOING ON? Talk to me!" The boy started to cry because he was just so confused and his boyfriend's silence just hurt more than anything he could say.

But Takaki didn't say a thing, instead he continued taking his stuff and once he had everything back on himself, he paced in silence. He was trying to make sure his way of walking was as normal as it could get. When he was satisfied with his gait, he headed for the door... When suddenly, he got tackled against the door, a small person clinging to him from behind.

"Where are you going? What's going on?" Chinen asked, desperate for an answer to his questions.

"That's none of your business anymore."

The vertically challenged guy looked up, totally puzzled. "Huh?"

"You know what?" Yuya said, looking down at the boy with an expression of disgust. "It's probably better if we do break up." He said, roughly pushing the boy away from him. "That's what's going on." He told the boy, who was staring at him with huge eyes.

"Happy birthday, Chinen."

With that last sentence, Takaki got out of the room and of Chinen's house, leaving behind a totally shattered little heart.

Yuuri sank to his knees, sobbing. What just happened here? How did it happen? Why did Yuya break up with him?

He got up and went to get his phone to call the boy who just left his home and saw on the screen. The message. That text message from Hashimoto. That was why Yuya got pissed. Then he should just call Yuya and tell him that he has nothing to do with what Hasshi wrote and that Yuya should totally ignore it... but. Takaki surely won't accept something like this from him. Not twice.

"DAMN YOU, HASHIMOTO!!"

He yelled and threw his phone against the wall, with all his strength and hatred, watching in mild contentment as the gadget broke in two.

That blasted bastard. He was going to pay for that broken heart... and phone.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 14: Happy Birthday!

2008-09-14T19:31:22Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Fourteen: Happy Birthday!
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: In the fourth dimension, I do own them.
Summary: It's Chinen's birthday!

Today was Friday, November the 30th.

...And that happened to be Chinen Yuuri's birthday. The boy spent the day getting hugs, presents and 'happy birthday' wishes and even got messages from everyone! To make him happy, Yabu even called his phone and sang the 'Happy Birthday' song to him, in Spanish! Really bad Spanish, in Kamei's opinion but Chinen was fascinated, because he had no idea it was possible to learn how to pronounce an 's'... Maybe he should ask Yabu's boyfriend about that 'tongue exercise' he made Yabu do so he was able to do that?

Though, there was one person who didn't really say or did anything for his special day... Takaki Yuya, his own boyfriend. Come on, even Pain Dante sent him some random green dog plush toy, and he got absolutely nothing from Takaki. Not even a text or a call...

He checked through the messages again, to make sure he didn't miss anything.

"Grow any taller than me and I'm calling the mafia. - Arioka Daiki
P.S: Happy birthday, Chinen!"

"Happy birthday, Chii-the-cutie! Come sit in my lap, soon, so I can give you a birthday hug! - Yuto"

"Hey, Sparky! You turned 14! That's awesome, you'll be front-flipping into adulthood soon! Remember, you're still not legal, so take advantage of being able to get out of trouble while you're still cute!! - Chester and Avril, from Hikaru's phone."

"Happy birthday, little bloke. Hope it's a good one! - Keito"

"14, that's two times 7. And seven is a lucky number, so, you'll get twice the luck! Or I wish so! - Inoo"

"Happy birthday to you, Chinen! I hope you like the cake I made for you! Tell me about it when you eat it, okay? - Yamada
P.S: Yuto babbled about Operation Break-Up. Everyone knows. I think something good can come out of that: If OBU doesn't happen, Yuto will be wrong and I think that would make him stop gossiping... but don't stay with Takaki-kun just because of that, I still think that you guys need the pause before something happens. Up to you now."

"My hamster says happy birthday. - Ryutaro"

He continued flipping through the messages, pouting and thinking about calling his boyfriend to cry over the phone about how ignored he felt. Then, his eyes fell on a particular message.

"Hey, baby. 30th is your birthday, isn't it? So, I wanted to say happy birthday and tell you that you'll be getting the present you really want, soon. Not telling when but you'll love it. Believe me."

Chinen's eyes shone with anticipation. Yuya was going to get him the present of his life! That was great.... or not, since he still had to break up with him.... No way! Why would he have to do that if Yuya apparently still loved him so much?

....but then his eyes fell on the name at the bottom of the text and went wide. It said 'Hasshi'.

"Hey, Yuuri! Someone at the door for you~"

He snapped out of his confusing thoughts when he heard his sister call him from downstairs. Why did Hashimoto of all people send him such a message? Why did he call him baby? What was this present?

Forget about that guy, geez! He told himself as he went down the stairs, wondering who the heck was showing up on a Friday night. He celebrated with 8 other members of JUMP earlier today, and honestly, he wasn't expecting anyone.

However, when he got to the door, he realized that maybe, yes, he had been waiting for someone.

"Yuya!" The small boy squealed and ran to pounce and hug the boy who just got his shoes off.

Takaki almost stumbled but he was able to steady himself, even if Chinen just jumped at him like a predator jumps at its prey. "Hey there." He greeted, wrapping the younger boy in an embrace, chuckling at the excitement he caused.

"Seriously, I'm glad I'm not sticking around for this." Saya, Yuuri's sister, commented. "It's all up to you, Takaki-kun... He ate and he shouldn't sleep too late, so, knock him out. Anything wrong, you have my number and I left Keika-chan's phone number on the fridge..." She took her coat and handbag, "Happy birthday, Yuuri~! Have fun~"

Yuya nodded, "I'll take good care of him, Saya-san. Thanks for trusting me." He said, winking at her.

"Hey, I have to be nice to him on his birthday and on Christmas... and besides, you're babysitting him in my place, so, thank you!" She grinned and finally opened the door to leave, "Be gone before I'm back~"

The younger Chinen stared at his sister with a confused expression. What was she talking about, crazy woman? He looked at Takaki who was still waving even though she closed the door behind her. The thing the little guy didn't know was that Takaki and Saya planned this earlier. Seeing that the Chinen parents had absented themselves to let Yuuri invite a few friends for the night (which he didn't do because he celebrated already) he asked Saya if she had something better to do than babysit the little brother. She said her friend was throwing a sleepover party and that she wanted to go, so he suggested that he babysat Yuuri for her. How nice of him?

"Yuuri, I have a present for you~" The older boy told his boyfriend who was still clinging onto him.

"Oh, really?!" Chinen asked, his voice full of curiosity and excitement. He knew his boyfriend couldn't just forget his birthday ~~and get away with it~~. "Where is it? What is it?" He asked, looking for whatever item Takaki brought for him.

The taller teen laughed at the giggling boy who was performing a search on him that was worthy of customs officers in airports. Yuuri was doing as if he had some gift detector, groping there and there, trying to find his present. It was all cute until Chinen groped his crotch.

"Uhm... Yuuri, let me give it to you, okay?" He cleared his throat, pulling a CD jacket with the CD in it from his bag.

"A CD?" The petite birthday boy took the item and raised an eyebrow. It looked like a plain old CD to him, empty maybe? "Thanks, Yuuyan?" He said, unsure about his choice of reply.

Takaki laughed at his boyfriend. How cute could he get? He looked adorable even when he was disappointed with something."It's a DVD. Watch it before thanking me, baaaaka." He said, poking the boy's cheek.

"Let's go watch it?" He suggested, already tugging the boy toward the steps. He knew his small lover had some portable DVD player or a laptop somewhere in his room.

Even if he didn't really know what was going on, the little lad didn't resist being taken to his own room. He spent a while there after work and small birthday celebration, some more time there with Yuya definitely couldn't be too bad.

Once in his room, Chinen got his portable DVD from the case it was in all the time. He walked to his bed, where Takaki had dropped himself to lay down.

"Hey, make space!" Yuuri commanded playfully. Silly Yuya, always taking all the space with his long legs!

"Hai, hai." The older male sat up, and pat the mattress on the empty spot the 'V' between his legs formed. Chinen sat there happily and put the player on his lap and the DVD in the player.

"What is it, Yuya?" Chinen wondered if that was something 14 years old boys could watch... after all, this was Takaki Yuya! This DVD could be anything, even Sadako's cursed tape.

The brunette wound his arms around his sweetheart's waist and leaned in to bury his face in the crook of his boyfriend's neck, smelling the sweet scent of Chinen's shower gel.

"Just hit the 'play' button." He said before pressing a kiss against the warm skin of the younger male's neck.

Oh boy. Applying pressure on a mere button never was that hard before, he couldn't concentrate on it properly! Even though he was expecting the worst and the best, Chinen pressed the button and soon enough an image showed. It was his boyfriend, in his street clothes, wearing a cap and was obviously sitting on the backseat of a car.

"Is this filming?" 'On-screen' Takaki pointed the camera, sticking his face right in front of it and blinking like an idiot and puffing his cheeks at it.

A hand appeared from someone who was obviously holding the camera and one of its fingers poked Takaki's puffy face and 'deflated' him.

"If the red light appears after I press the 'record' button, then I think it means that it is recording, genius...." Said a voice that was probably the cameraman's.

Chinen didn't recognize that voice but it didn't matter, that was surely one of Takaki's buddies. As in the ones he never really wanted to meet because they all seemed to be crazy people, he could judge by the number of times Takaki's phone rang because of them and how his boyfriend could laugh for hours because of those messages. Or maybe because Inoo's boyfriend and Hikaru's girlfriend were some of his buddies. Crazy people.

"Okay, good." Takaki said in the video, "Today, I'm on a special mission. Operation ILY, 'I Love Yuuri'. This is the making video for that mission, so Yuuri can know what kind of effort I did." He explained to the camera, fixing his hat. "I will be trying to get someone really special to wish my baby a happy birthday... I'm doing this for him because I can do anything for him since I love that boy so much, I think I'm crazy... Like... hole in one, I found the one!"

"You don't play golf, Bakaki."

"Oh, just shut up and film this! I couldn't say I 'dunked myself into him' it would be wrong." The guy pouted at the camera dramatically, because nothing sounded good with basketball. The cameraman started to laugh at him and so did the driver.

Soon, the car came to a complete halt. "We're turning the camera off and hiding it for now, so, enjoy my cheesy and failing slide show, Yuuri."

As announced, a slide show started and 'Love so sweet' by Arashi played in background as pictures of Takaki and Chinen appeared on the screen. Chinen could remember that Takaki photographed them a few times with that camera of his but he had no idea he had so many! And some were so silly, too... Like that one where Chinen is holding the camera and took a shot of them, shirtless in the dressing room, with Hikaru in his boxers the background.

Around the time the song ended, the slide show did too and it was back to the video.

This time, it was inside some building and Takaki was absent from the screen. The camera-person was looking at a wall, fixing the zoom when some footstep sounds were heard.

"Oh, Takaki!" The camera turned to the said boy, who was pouting. "So, how did it go?"

"NONE of them is free on the 30th." The brunette said, "But they are free RIGHT NOW and they agreed to do it, so, even if it won't be 'live' because I can't fetch Yuuri since he's at a gym practice, I would have accomplished my mission, so, come on and make sure this camera doesn't die on us!"

The cameraman followed the running BEST member and they entered something that looked a lot like a typical Johnny's dressing room.

"Oha! Yo!" Takaki said to the people in the room. "This camera represents Yuuri, so, we'll do that right now in front of it, okay?" He turned to the camera, pretended to kiss it, then turned back at the people in the room, "Ready when you guys are."

And the camera turned to the said people. Chinen couldn't believe whom his boyfriend was talking to in that tape. It couldn't be. They had sleepy looking faces, they were wearing jerseys (and his very favorite out of the five was shirtless) and some didn't have their hair done, but Yuuri could recognize them wherever! Yes, there were five males but they just couldn't be THE five people that the small boy thought they were!

"Hey, Chinen! This is Ohno Satoshi."
"Yo, this is Sakurai Sho!"
"Aiba Masaki, present~"
"Ninomiya Kazunari here!"
"And I'm Matsumoto Jun...but you knew that."

"We're Arashi!"

The small boy let out a fan-boy squeal that could wake the dead. This was impossible! ARASHI was talking to him directly! Well, to a camera representing him, but they still said his name!

Ohno rubbed his eyes a little, "Since I'm the leader, I'll talk for the horde of living dead here." He said, even if he didn't really look so much better than the others. "Right now, it's 6AM so it's kind of normal that we look really tired." He said, "Anyways, your boyfriend came to us with a very sweet special request... You're turning 14 on the 30th and he wanted us to do something special for this. We unfortunately aren't free on the 30th, but we'll do something... 5, 6, 7, 8."

Yuuri could only stare as he saw and heard his senpai sing his favorite song: 'Caramel song'. Just for him! It made him giggle when Nino pulled Takaki with him and made him sing along. Then, after the song, they started a very Arashi-ish version of the 'Happy birthday' song, with Sakurai rapping something Chinen couldn't understand and Ohno singing over the others.

"Long story short, we wish you a happy birthday!" Aiba flashed a pair of v-sings at the camera.

"And forgive your boyfriend if he doesn't show up too often now, he promised to be our slave for five weeks... and believe me, that's not a very enviable thing." MatsuJun added, smirking.

Everyone laughed when the camera turned to Takaki, who was grimacing, surely because he thought of what his five senpai could do of him. Then, he turned to the camera, "So, baby, I hope you liked it. I would have made them wear the costumes and all, but, they would have enslaved me for a year... I love you, Yuuri, and I wish you a..."

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Everyone yelled with Takaki. The tape ended with them all waving to the camera.

Even if the screen was blue again, Chinen stared at it for a bit.

Yuya went through all that trouble, just for me... Sod Yama-chan, I am so not dumping this guy! Ever!

Then, he turned around to face his boyfriend, staring at him with his eyes as wide as soccer balls.

"Happy birthday, bab--." Takaki was cut off by his petite darling tackling him to his bed and kissing him sensless.

Takaki, even if he was really dense at times, could guess Chinen liked the present... it was always better to part with a good memory, no?

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 13: Rumors (pt. 2)

2008-09-06T06:11:16Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Thirteen: Rumors (pt. 2)
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Nope. Can you make a difference? I'd love that.
Summary: Yuto the Gossip King strikes again and it makes Hasshi go to the Dark Side.

Sometimes, Hasshi couldn't understand why some guys went totally female when it comes to being in a couple. They shopped more often, got their hair dyed and styled the way their partners liked it, learned to cook for them, spent 24 hours on the phone with them, took an insane number of pictures with them... or, in the case of his good friend Kamei Taku, he was gone in one of the 'shove-it-in' closets with his oh-so-wonderful boyfriend Yabu.

The 'shove-it-in' closets were the famous storage rooms in the Johnny's complex and in practice sites nobody really cared about since they held the most hideous costumes in the history of Johnny's Entertainment and those who get in the rooms must never turn the lights on, or their eyes will burn. Hashimoto always thought that this was the reason why his eyesight was bad, he turned the lights on in the room where the infamous pink and fluffy costumes were and ever since, he needed glasses in school... But when the lights were off, or dimmed, the 'shove-it-in' closets are the best place to make out or have a quickie. Hasshi knew, he and Takaki spent almost all their time there and even stayed after Johnny's business hours once and came out the next morning, looking dead.

Seriously, he barely even saw Kamei at work lately and JUMP members have been complaining that Yabu always arrives either late, with a hickey or two, has zero concentration, or he just disappears in the middle of practice. Hasshi understood JUMP's problem, he had the same with his 'band' mate.

"Oi, seriously, Kamei!" Ryousuke knocked on the door hard enough to make it fall, "It's been 3 hours you've been in here! Practice is LONG OVER. Come OUT or I will come in there with a camera phone and plaster you making out with Yabu on the net!" He threatened, Sanada and Nozawa patting his back and trying to make Hasshi settle down.

Today wasn't his best day and stuff like that made Hasshi feel like kicking random old people, puppies and Morimoto Shintaro, which was very unlike himself.

The waiting trio heard a giggle. Hasshi involuntarily made a retching sound, Nozawa covered his ears and Sanada stared at the door. Kamei Taku giggled, this was just wrong.

A few instants later, the door opened and the boy they were waiting for poked his head out of the closet,

"Hiya, mates." He tried to smile at them, panting a little, with his hair all over his face. The other's faces showed something between disgust and shock while Kamei was straightening the jacket he was wearing ove his shirt, which happened to actually be Yabu's. "I didn't see the time, I had no idea practice was over."

Yabu came out, looking like nothing really happened. Maybe because he was wearing a turtleneck sweater and a hat. To hide the love bites and the mussed hair, and fight the November cold! Simple genius or expertise?

"Uhm... I have to go now, Kouta." Kamei said, blushing and obviously not really tempted by the thought of leaving his boyfriend.

The older in the couple leaned down so his forehead was against Kamei's, "It's okay, Taku." He said before planting a soft and short kiss on Kamei's lips. "Just one thing... You won't forget our date, right?"

Taku shook his head in negation, "Never. I'll be there for sure, I swear." He promised. He had no Kinpachi shooting on that day and he really, really wanted to spend time with Yabu and for once, their schedules didn't suck too much.

They stared in each other's eyes for a bit, told each other that three word sentence people in love tell each other, kissed once more and then Yabu left, muttering that he was late for something.... As if they weren't cheesy enough, when the JUMP 'leader' was about to disappear in either direction at the other end of the hall, he turned and blew a kiss to Kamei, mouthing 'I love you'.

Kamei looked like he got hit by a truck and had gone mentally retarded. Or hit by something equally powerful: love. The hearts in his eyes were almost actually visible.

Two out of the three boys around them rose eyebrows and went like 'Eeee~' together in that way audiences in variety shows do. But the third one wasn't so amazed.

"That. Was. Gross." Hasshi destroyed the lovey-dovey mood, wondering why the heck he didn't do that earlier and randomly kick Yabu in the balls just to spare himself the need to vomit he had at the moment. "Can we go now, or do I have to puke in your ugly hat first?" He pointed the thing on his friend's head.

Wow. Hasshi's not in the mood...and there I thought PMS was only for girls. Kamei shook his head and looked at his black handmade beanie, "Not ugly. Hand-knit with a lot of love." He sighed, staring at the ceiling, gone in lala-land again.

"Crap, he knits?" Sanada said, not believing it. Maybe Yabu was one of the unlucky Johnny's boys who had the 'old fart' syndrome, like the others who enjoy stuff like fishing or horse races and stuff that they aren't supposed to like before a few more decades.

Nozawa looked at the time on his phone, "I don't know about you three, but I kind of remember us having a ride, you know?"

Hasshi couldn't believe himself. He forgot about that. "CRAP. HIROPPI." He dashed off to the exit to get out as fast as he could.

Today, since he and the boys had to get a ride to Kamei's place, he abused the fact that Kitayama Hiromitsu was always spoiling him and asked him to drive them there. Hasshi didn't exactly like to take advantage of the fact that he had a senpai doting on him, but he did it a few times! Without meaning to, at times.

When the whole gang got to Kitayama's car, they saw a pouting 22 years old young man behind the wheel.

"Do you guys have any idea how long I waited?" Kis-my-ft2's oldest member complained. "I was going to leave you guys. Seriously..." He grumbled, "In fact I'm not even letting you in."

The four boys all pointed Kamei in a 'it's YOUR fault' way.

"But... Hiroppi~!" Hasshi whined, "Kamei was too busy making out with Yabu and we all waited after him!" He said exactly what everyone wanted to say. "So... forgive us, please?" He tilted his head to the side, his hair falling over his eyes slightly and pouted a little, making puppy eyes.

"Ugh." How weird was it that a junior so much younger than Hiromitsu was so much taller and still looked absolutely adorable when he pouted. "Get in." The oldest male unlocked his doors and let the boys get in. Sanada, Kamei and Nozawa were on the backseat (not too squeezed because Johnny's boys were all painfully thin and they could fit in a can of sardines) and Ryousuke had the front passenger seat because he was the spoilt junior here.

During the ride, Sanada and Nozawa, who were sitting at either side of Kamei, were counting the hickeys on the boy's neck while Hasshi was forced to sing the 'Hiromitsu is so super great and handsome~ I am nothing compared to a guy this awesome~ Please, please save my unworthy bum~' song that can be sometimes heard from the Kisumai dressing room when Kitayama is right and everyone else is wrong. It boosted his ego, too.

On the radio, Ultra Music Power started to play and Hiromitsu turned it down. If he heard it again, his head would explode.

"So, guys, what's all the secret meeting about?" He asked them, mainly to distract himself from the music. He was feeling rather lazy and tripping the station was too much of an effort.

"Kamei is being a girl and he needs advice on what to wear for a date." Sanada said, snorting at how Kamei was blushing.

Nozawa nodded, "Yeah, usually, he can choose his clothes on his own fine but now he needs all THREE of us."

Hiromitsu snorted and looked in the rear-view mirror and saw a blushing Taku. Poor kid. The guys were picking at him non-stop when he needed their help... Who needed enemies with buddies like those! And he was the older of the four boys, too, right? Though Kitayama tended to forget their age. Kids. They change age all the time and some look older when they were actually much younger, like Hasshi. And others looked younger than what they were, like Hiromitsu. Or so said the nice lady who lived next door to the Kitayamas' place. Anyways.

"So... It's the date, huh, Kamei?" The oldest male in the car questioned. A mumbled 'yes' came from the backseat. The driver simply smirked, "Don't sweat it, it's gonna be fine. Just wear whatever that can be taken off easily."

"WHOA. You guys are in the 'shove-it-in's forever and it never happened?!" Hasshi turned and stared at Kamei with wide eyes

The boy in the middle on the backseat wished he could disappear in some magic smoke screen like magicians do in Las Vegas but he couldn't ~~Johnny's budget was too low to afford that~~ so he just slouched lower in his seat, embarrassed.

"I.... don't get that." Nozawa admitted.

"That's because you're stupid." Kamei muttered.

Sanada, who heard what his band-mate mumbled, decided that it might be wise to do not tell Nozawa (who obviously didn't hear) what the other boy said. Yuuki and Taku weren't exactly very buddy-buddy since a while, maybe because the older boy was going out with a Hey!Say!JUMP member and that Nozawa hated the newly debuted group and wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, like all the members had black plague. He admitted to Sanada that he considered Taku as a traitor and that he wanted to break Kamei and Yabu up, but upon hearing that, Sanada hit Nozawa with a rolled up magazine saying that he'd break all three of the guy's legs before letting him ruin his friend's happiness. Kamei was happy and that was a good thing, no? Yuuma wanted this to be respected, because love is... respectable? He didn't know, he's never really felt more than crushes there and there.

Then suddenly, four different ringtones started to play in the car. '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--' 'SI, oretachi wa--' 'Jumping to my---''Feeeeeeeveeeeeeeer'

Ryousuke knew what it meant when more than two Johnny's boys' phones rang at the same time. It meant it was time for Yuto's weekly rumor spreading mails.

"Not again...! Why does he have new material every week?" Hasshi made a disinterested face and put his hands behind his neck and rested on them, muttering about how many times he'd kick Yuto's ass if those rumors ever were about him.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?! Sanada Shock!"
"MAN, what the hell?! Way TOO MUCH information!"
"How come people actually tell HIM stuff like that! That's being suicidal!"

There came the Shock Trio, expressing their bewilderment all at the same time.

"What? What? Tell me!" Kitayama asked. As long as they weren't about him, Yuto's gossiping could make him laugh, then make him feel like giving the boy a lesson. He had a loud mouth and that wasn't so good for an idol... But that was surely why Johnny kept Yuto and would never allow him to quit. If that guy ever got fired or quit Hey!Say!JUMP, he was prone to start a very promising career as a gossip reporter for Bubka, Friday or about any gossip magazine! For vengeance, fun, or because that was just what he was meant to do? His stuff was always accurate, too. He could ruin the old man!

The three boys looked at each other and Sanada, who decided that someone had to say something, kicked the back of the passenger seat lightly.

"Can I really say it out loud...? You don't mind?"

Hashimoto shrugged, "Like I care? Yuto's life fails." He commented, "The guy's life is so boring, he always talks about everyone else's. Why should I worry about you saying it? I'm going to hear it from someone else soon enough, anyways." He said, thinking about the fact that the said person would surely be the gossipy guy himself, and that he's probably introduce Yuto a very nice finger of his as a form of thanks... or maybe all five and a fist.

"Whoa, whoa. What's with the crankiness, Hasshi? Calm down and let the others talk." Kitayama said, remembering that Kamei's house was just a few blocks away now.

The teenager next to the driver nodded and pouted a bit.

Good boy, he understood the message. The older Kisumai member could fit in the younger crowd, could play with them and have fun with them but when someone brings the mood down, someone has to bring it back up, no?

"I'm... not sure, you all want to hear it, really? All of it?" Nozawa said, actually talking to only one of the two males on the front seats.

Ryousuke sighed, turned a bit and took the first cellphone in his reach, ignoring that the boy was calling him names and protesting. It was the second time Hasshi took his phone for nothing too good and that was kind of bad, now that the gizmo contained a few kind of incriminating pictures. If anyone found those, Kamei should move back to Australia and change his name to Joe Makaronee.

So, the youngest boy in the car finally got to read the text, that was weirdly not sent to him. What was it about if even Nozawa, who usually got a kick out of these most of the time, couldn't say it? Was is this bad? That shocking? It was Yuto, he could find anything... Maybe it was that he finally heard from 'good sources' that Kamenashi-senpai only hung out with him out of pity and Yuto wanted to share how shitty he was with the world?

"From: Nakajima Yuto
Subject: Y-Shock corner! Σ(O_O;)

Hey, everyone! (^-^)

It's Yuto's weekly 'Y-Shock!' corner~' Your best source for underground jimusho news.
I changed the title! It used to be '(ﾟoﾟ;) What you didn't know about Johnny's!'
But Y-Shock is shorter. And cooler!

I have something juicy for you, this week! d(*^o^*)b
You all know HSJ's CY-kun and TY-kun, right? They are very in love, na~
Well, last weekend, they made love for the first time~ ♥
Yes! They had sex, after an almost half a year old relationship! Yay for them! *\(^o^)/*

But this is not very shocking news, ne. I'm getting to the scoop.

While C-kun and T-kun were shakin' the sheets,
C-kun was moaning, a little like this: (*´Д`) "Oh, Yuuyan~"

But.

He moaned another guy's name at some point.

Something like this: (*´Д`) "Hash--"
Don't you all think he was about to say Johnny's Junior's HR-kun's name?
As in Hash...imoto Ryousuke-kun?
Yes~! Pinpon! But T-kun cut C-kun off!
Safe! ... Well, almost... not. I dunno, really. ┐(-_-；)┌

( o_O) "Eeeeee?", you say?
That's not even the juiciest part!
"We want to know more, Yuto! Feed our ignorant brains! щ(ﾟДﾟщ)", you say? Okay!

Remember about how horrible H-kun ('H' can stand for what-you-think, too) was in October? Kissing C-kun in front of T-kun and making him so confused! So shameful!

Wanna know what he did to them? Well, T&C are going to break up! Next week!
T-kun said it's all H-kun's fault! It so is!

Well, it will be a 'break'. I hope. Not a 'forever' break-up!
But it's still so sad for the both of them, ne~ I fear the tears!(´;ω;)
Let's all comfort them, okay~?
(Anyone who has an eye on either of them, here's your chaaaaaaance~ ;D)

*I never said this.
All the people in this message aren't getting it, so you never heard it from me. You just did and that's your business, now, don't put my stuff out on the street and keep it in the jimusho or the JE Mafia will get you~ Thank you!
Most name have been changed for privacy, teehee~*

- See you next week!

Your best source, NY(CT)."

Hasshi threw the phone back to Kamei. Sanada was starting a countdown, waiting for a reaction, Nozawa was covering his ears and Kamei was checking if his phone didn't break from getting thrown like that.

Hiromitsu, who had found the oldest teenager's house's street (because, no, he didn't count as a teenager anymore) and tried to find the Kamei residence when, out of the blue, the young man on the front passenger seat opened his door.

"WHOA." The driver hit the brakes and everyone jumped in their seats a little, "What's the deal, Hasshi? Don't open the door when I'm driving, stupid! You could have hurt yourself!" He reprimanded the boy. He deserved at least to be told that this was a moron move. Who knows? He could have hit someone, or another car, he could have trashed Hiro's car, even could have fallen off his seat and get flattened... or worse!

Ryousuke said nothing to that. He undid his seat-belt and left the car, walking away with haste and heading to his house, which wasn't too far from here, anyways. Kamei and the two others would have to do without him because he wasn't in a good mood today, not that he was super happy starting from this morning because he woke up too late, but now the day was just ruined. He had no more patience and he was afraid he's end up hurting someone with his bad mood because it was as sharp as a knife and he could easily kill all of his 'band' mates with it.

Knowing his limit with his occasional short temper, he decided it was best to leave. Always consider the others, that was what he was doing. If he wasn't with his friends, he couldn't be mean to them and let all the anger out at them. He wouldn't be a friend if he did this to them.

What. The. Hell.

He thought as he started to walk even faster, thinking that a few rounds of the gory game 'Mortal Kombat' might save him and suppress his need to murder someone who just wasn't able to shut up long enough to notice that he made people go crazy and caused trouble around him whenever he opened his mouth.

Stupid Yuto. Stupid Takaki. Stupid Chinen. Stupid, stupid, stupid....

Now what was he going to do? The sugary and slightly pederastic couple was about to break up and Yuto spread the word that Takaki said it was all Hasshi's fault. Everyone was going to hate him, now. Everyone approved Takaki and Chinen's relationship more than they ever approved the one Ryousuke had with the BEST member just because Chinen was so cute and they were so in love and whatever else, Ryousuke didn't care...

So, maybe what Yuto was gossiping about explained the weird call in the middle of the night, last weekend. It was that Takaki was surely jealous and pissed off because Chinen seemed to think about Hasshi when in bed with him? The midget boy secretly fantasized about him? Who knew?

Who cared? That wasn't the essential.

Takaki - Chinen = Unhappy Takaki.

He remembered something he had thought about back in October when he kissed Chinen after Shokura practice.... He thought about that but never really thought that he could make that happen, but now he had evidence that he could make little Yuuri think about him and probably want him... Oh, Yuya was going to pay for using him, for threatening him, for helping Yuto spread that he was the bad guy in the story when Takaki was the one who was failing hardcore.

If Yuya wanted a bad guy in this, he really was about to get one...

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 12: Want me, want you.

2008-08-31T03:53:53Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Twelve: Want me, want you.
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 (A lot of sex references! O:)
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Can I AT LEAST rent them?
Summary: ~~Takaki gets killed by the Super Saiyajin Yabumama.~~ Boys talking about boy stuff.

Takaki had been running around in the whole building, trying to find a hiding place. He was out of breath and his heart was racing.

Finally, lost him... He thought as he rested his back against a wall, panting. That crazy leader wanted him dead for a reason he didn't even know and Takaki managed to shake him off by yelling 'Oh, hey, Kamei!' Oldest trick in the world but it worked. At least he could breathe now...

"Ah, so that's where you are..."

Takaki looked up and slid down the wall, falling on his behind. His face was blanching as he stared in fear at the guy walking toward him with an expression as cold as death. Yabu Kouta in all his scary protectiveness.

Don't hurt me. Please. Takaki gulped when the older boy walked even closer. He held his breath and closed his eyes. What was to be the poor prey's fate? Oh, the suspense!

Yabu extended his arm and a hand was now in front of Takaki's face. That was more than what the boy could handle.

"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, YABU!" He begged, screaming like a prepubescent girl who saw a big bug and clinging to the other boy's pants, "I'm too young to die!"

The older of the two almost fell over, "Relax, man, I just wanted to help you up so we could talk." He replied, thinking Takaki was way too jumpy over nothing.

Takaki got up and dusted his pants. "I knew that." He nodded to himself, "I was just trying to make you laugh, ne."

"Uh-uh. Sure." Yabu rolled his eyes, leaning against the wall, too. "Seriously, though. I want to talk to you."

The younger of the two looked at the other boy, "About what?"

... Maybe he is an imbecile after all? Yabu thought. Wasn't it just obvious?

"Last weekend.... with Chinen. How did it go?" He asked, "He said he got sick to his stomach after eating cucumber maki and got the wrong medicine for it."

Yuya stared in confusion. His boyfriend didn't get sick at all, they spent the whole weekend together and Chinen was really lively, as always. They didn't even eat cucumber, since when Takaki suggested it, his younger sweetheart yelled that he'd prefer getting naked, wearing his underwear on his head and run around Tokyo a than eat it. What was Yabu yapping about?

"No, he didn't get sick. We didn't even eat cucumber!"

"Huh??" Yabu looked at the other, "Then what the heck happened?"

A half-smirk appeared on Takaki's face, "Chinen lost his virginity before Kamei did."

Yabu punched Yuya's shoulder. "Cheap shot." The other boy was not amused by this comment at all. "We'll do it when the time is right, fool."

It was just mean of Takaki to even compare Kamei and Chinen, because, well, Kamei was simply the most perfect person in the universe while Chinen was a spoilt little kid and... Anyways, Yabu's boyfriend's current sex-life (or his) was not really the topic. But Takaki's was.

"After wedding, jii-chan?" The younger asked playfully.

Before Yabu could answer, they heard someone laughing. Really loudly. That was a familiar laughter too.

"....Hikaru, come out." He said, "Inoo, you too."

The said boys came out of behind the vending machine in the hallway, looking like boys going to the Principal's office after getting in trouble with a teacher for reason X or Y.

"Busteeeeeeeed." Inoo said as he pulled Hikaru along with him.

"Guys, I was trying to talk to Takaki, here?" Yabu said, pointing at the boy he was having a discussion with.

Hikaru poked their 'leader' a few times, making some random monkey face at him. "We, Daiki and Morimoto split to find you. They're on the bottom floor." He pointed down. "So, it's just the Hey!Say!BEST Boyfriends association..." Hikaru announced. He called them that when they talked about 'serious' stuff. Arioka wasn't in it anymore/yet because he was single. Too bad for him. Hikaru thought BEST's shortest member should make an effort to find someone new, anyways, so he'll be in the 'association' again.

"That name sucks," Takaki commented.

The jester boy nodded at that, "Yeah, it does~!" He agreed and smirked, "Does Chinen suck too? Or does he shut up, spread 'em and take it?"

"WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT." Yabu and Inoo yelled together before Takaki could answer. The conceited grin on his face was already telling a bit too much about what Chinen's boyfriend could have said. But too late, Hikaru and Takaki started on a very detailed and dirty bedroom discussion, though they didn't really have the same sexual orientation, they could talk about stuff like that. The two others turned and covered each other's ears because hearing about Chinen Yuuri having a sex-life was way too much and hearing about how Hikaru can get rid of a bra with his teeth was just heavily disturbing.

"He WHAT?!"

Even Inoo and Kouta heard that shocked exclamation from Yaotome, which made them drop their 'anti-perversion shields', which were useless because they heard the guy's scream.

"You heard me, man, he almost moaned Hasshi's name." Takaki continued talking to his band mate, "I think he thinks I don't know, but I really don't know what to think of this.... ever happened to you?"

The slightly younger male shook his head, "No, man. I just told you what I do to Rurina, right? She thinks I'm the best damn thing ever and I'm on her mind 24/7. She even calls me at night to tell me that she needs me, with a lot of details, if you see what I mean." Hikaru waggled his eyebrows, of course referring to something NC-17. "But yeah, before she had her ex boyfriend Kevin on her mind and she wanted a guy more like him... and we went in all that 'try to make the other jealous' thing... and she came back crawling back to me... or well, we both did."

Noticing the interested look on Takaki's face, Inoo decided to interrupt. The fact that he was the one with the longer running relationship was telling him to intervene. "Hikaru, don't give him your weird advice. Jealousy is not the key."

"Inoo, you say that because you never had to do it." Yabu commented. "I mean. I did it with Shoon when he was being a dick and it worked fine..."

The pre-pre-pretty boy glared at the older guy, "Oh yeah? Tell me, are you still with Yamashita-kun?" Pause. "No. He didn't stay with you. So I don't think it works so well, itoshi no playboy."

"Well, it worked for a while! Besides, Shoon wasn't really faithful even after that and it pissed me off." Yabu decided to clear that out for the others, because he was sick of being called a playboy by them when they just didn't know what really happened with him and his ~~tragic~~ past relationships. "Besides. I changed. Taku is the one, really..."

Takaki raised his hands to get some attention. "Back to ME, please!"

Hikaru had been distracted by Yabu and Inoo, trying to figure out why he was the only Ya-ya-yah member Yabu never tried to date. Okay, he was absolutely certain he was completely straight but sometimes he wondered why the average gay/bi Johnny couldn't be interested in him. Mystery.

"Okay, so, yah." Hikaru resumed, "What I did was hanging out with her friend Midori...and she dated a guy from AMUSE. I... hated it all and crashed in every single one of their dates... and when we ended up going to the same party, I talked to the guy. She thought I was trying to... get him... and she kissed a girl."

The others all stared. That guy's girlfriend was definitely something.

"Yeah, then we talked. Made up and made out. It was just... yeah. We really are hooked on each other, you know. Let them go and if they come back, they really are yours. Just make them want you... in fact, you taught me that," Hikaru pointed Yabu, who started grumbling.

Inoo was still saying 'no' to this, this made no sense. Why did they need to make each other jealous? When Inoo had doubts before, in the first year of his relationship with Kouhei, he'd just have a talk with his boyfriend and set things straight. No need to break up and make up for no reason, they had an on-going relationship and it was just fine!

Ah, so immature. Kei kept that comment to himself, not many people had an almost four years old relationship. They couldn't understand.

Takaki thought about it. If Chinen got jealous, all he'd think about is getting his boyfriend back. If the little guy saw him with someone else, he'd come begging on his knees for some love and attention. Not that it usually took a lot of effort for Yuuri to get all he wants from Yuya but the older guy shouldn't break under the pressure. No giving in. Even to the puppy eyes.

"But guys. His birthday is soon and there's Christmas and the Christmas party, soon... I can't break up now!"

Inoo made a face that expressed how annoyed he was of hearing about this, "Listen. There's his birthday, Winter solstice, Christmas, New Year, Yabu's birthday, Valentines, White Day, Spring, your birthday, graduation, summer, my birthday.... There's never a good time to break up or anything. Just do it if that's what you want to do.... though I still think it's an awful idea and--"

"You suck donkey balls, Inoo." Yaotome said, thinking Inoo needed a chill pill. "If your boyfriend ever moaned another guy's name while he's ploughing your butt, you wouldn't know what to do and we'd have to scrape your depressed ass off the train tracks."

Kei looked at Yabu, waiting for him to say something about this, but Yabu had the 'let the kids make mistakes, they will learn' face.

He looked down, "Whatev'. Don't cry to me when this fails." With that, Inoo stormed off, angry, about to cry, about to call his boyfriend just to hear him say that he loves him. Because he knows that this is true.

When the unhappy boy left, Hikaru and Yabu started giving their advice.

"Best thing. Essential. Find a boyfriend or a girlfriend before him. You can pretend with someone... Just don't do like me and fall in love with the said person." The older of the remaining three said, referring to the fact that after trying to 'tame' Shoon by making him jealous and pretending with Taiyou, he really fell in love with Taiyou... but then realized later that they were better off as best friends.

"Yeah, call Kato Rubi back. It'll piss him off to be replaced by a girl." Hikaru added.

"Wait, wait. First off, Rubosu was destroyed by the Johnny's mafia. Her phone number is no more and I think she moved." Takaki said, "Second, I'm not replacing him for real! I'm just pretending to ask for a fake break and getting a real fake new partner to pretend having a real relationship that is really fake to make Yuuri jealous of my really fake feelings for someone else who is a real person but not my real partner because it's still really Yuuri, for real, but.... will his jealousy be real?"

The two former Ya-ya-yah members stared at him like he had an antenna coming out of his head. The resident pretty boy couldn't be all that dumb, right?

"Start by the beginning." Kouta said, patting the guy's shoulder. The poor guy's mother surely dropped him when he was born because being that stupid was just more than unbelievable.

"Alright, guys. I'm breaking up with Chii."

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 11: Yellow light

2008-08-18T16:25:05Z

Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Eleven: Yellow light
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: ~~I R JOHNNY'S ULTRA MONEYMAKING PRODUCER.~~ I wish.
Summary: ~~Chinen is pregnant but he's not sure whose child it is.~~ Kidding. Food talk.

Today, Hey!Say!JUMP had a photo-shoot. Christmas time was approaching and younger fangirls always got their parents to buy insane amounts of merchandise when December was close. Hey!Say!JUMP attracted a lot of fangirls, old or young, so that meant the jimusho had to exploit them as much as they could right now to get all the possible money from them.

"Ow. Ow. Ow."

That was the sound Chinen Yuuri made each time he took a step. He entered the dressing room, biting his lip to do not make that noise anymore, though he was failing because he kept wimpering and wincing.

"Hey, Chinen-kun.... Did you hurt yourself?" There came Yabu and his ~~mother~~ leader instincts, always there for the younger ones.

Chinen waved that off, "No, no, no. I'm alright, Yabu-kun, failed to land a jump last night." He smiled and continued limping his way to the nearest lap, Yuto's. Of course the younger one wasn't about to tell their unofficial captain that he got in that condition because he and his boyfriend had been doing very intimate things last weekend!

As soon as he reached his forever energetic buddy, he sat on his lap, wincing.

"Chii? You okay?" The taller member of Hey!Say!7 asked.

Chinen nodded. "Ignore my presence, please?"

Then, Yamada, who was sitting next to Yuto, thought of something that didn't sound to far-fetched to be accurate. Though, with Ryutaro sitting on the floor not too far from them and reading a manga, it wasn't wise to have a discussion about those things. Unless he does not use the real words! "Ne, Chinen-kun, did you make that cucumber nori roll recipe we talked about last week? You said you'd do it this weekend." He asked, winking twice so Chinen could get what he was hinting at.

Cucumber!? What the flip! EW. I CAN'T EAT CUCUMBER ANYMORE. "What are you talking about, Yama-chan? Took something in Yuto's candy stash? I told you that stuff is bad for you." Chinen replied. He always wondered what was in those sweets anyways, even if his general idea was that it was something illegal.

Nakajima always got Yamada's hints faster than anyone, now was not an exception. "You know, Chii, we taught you what to do with the nori... how to wrap it around the cucumber and all... I bought your soy sauce." The tallest of the three added, winking like Yamada did.

"Oh.... that." Only now the tiny boy understood. "... yeah.... did it." He said, wishing that Hey!Say!BEST weren't looking at him curiously from the other side of the room.

"...congrats?" Yamada sounded more like this was a question.

"Uhm. So. How did it go? Nori was okay? How about the soy sauce?" The older of the three asked.

Chinen had to think about this one. How to reply to that so it still sounds like they are talking about food? Morimoto was now on the phone with his brother, he could guess by the sudden 'Oh my God! Fujigaya-kun let you touch his holy fringe?! No fair! I'm not a junior anymore I don't get to see him as much as you can, you're cheating!' yells.

"Uhm. Well. Guys," Chinen started. "I... love my cucumbers kind of plain. So. No nori. Just used the soy sauce... and it was... amazingly good. I ate it twice this weekend... but. Something went wrong." Chinen tried to explain and ignored the weird looks he was getting, "Like... I got a stomach ache and I wanted to take medicine for it, but, I read the label wrong and instead of stuff for the stomach, I took Alka-Seltzer and it bubbled in my stomach..."

From the BEST corner, a very disturbed leader got up with wide eyes. Yabu knew Takaki and Chinen were to do things this weekend but instead Chinen got a stomach ache and took the wrong medicine! How the heck did the little guy's boyfriend let that happen? That negligent idiot!

"TAKAKI YUYA, C'MERE. I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, NOW." Hey! Say! JUMP's older member grabbed the brunette by his arm and pulled him toward the door. Takaki was yelling that he didn't want to go and was holding on to every piece of furniture and to the door frame, but sadly for him, Yabu Kouta turned into a super Saiyajin when it came to the well-being of the little ones and he kamehameha'd his band-mate out the door.

Keito looked up from his Harry Potter book, "Poor Takaki-kun, I bet he's going to get Yabu-kun's 1001 rounds of scolding of doom..."

Daiki shook his head, "And I bet Yabu-kun is going to kick his ass!"

"Does the fact that I totally want to see that make me a bad person?" Inoo asked, blinking innocently.

Hikaru got off of his seat and pointed the others, challenging them, "Yosha! Last one there is Takaki's butt!" With that, everyone left, following the jester's lead. Except for Hey! Say! 7 minus Morimoto. The discussing three stared at the boy reading his book and Yamada cleared his throat. Chinen, went on dear Yama-chan's lap instead, simply because he wasn't able to stay on the same lap for too long. Except for his boyfriend's.

"Uhm.. Why are you still here?" Yuto asked the resident British boy.

"I could ask the same, Sherlock." Okamoto looked up, "What? Bothered that I'm too British to enjoy such childish things?" He replied, "Besides, I have no intention in being Takaki-kun's arse."

Chinen puffed his cheeks at that and frowned dramatically. "Why not? It happens to be a very fine looking butt!" The smallest boy asked. "Besides, we're talking about butt sex!"

As if on cue, Keito closed his book and walked away, heading for a 'no butt-talk' zone, the space between the vending machines in the hall. Hearing Chinen Yuuri say the words "butt sex" was just way too wrong and disturbing in so many ways. He must have imagined that or something.

When their band mate left, the Yamajima duo stared at each other. They didn't need words to understand each other, they just needed someone to say the stuff they wanted to say, who was Yuto, most of the time. Unless they need tact and good words, it would be Yamada in that case.

"Talk." Yamada mouthed to his companion. Yuto shook his head no until his best friend started to pout at him.

"Fine." The older boy mouthed back and cleared his throat. He couldn't refuse anything to Yamada, even if he asked him to go murder Kamenashi-senpai one day, Yuto would do it because it was Yama-chan who asked for it.

"So, Chii, what you're saying is... you're pregnant, right?" Yuto asked. "Since... the whole stomach thing...?"

Yamada facepalmed and groaned, he imagined Yuto saying something stupid, but somehow, that boy always went beyond the limits of his imagination.

"Yuto! Boys don't get pregnant!" He yelled at him, "Don't you get it, he caught Takaki's crabs! Hence the mention of medicine!"

The 'best friends forever and beyond' argued over whether Chinen got knocked up or caught an STD and the small boy was debating with himself, wondering who was the bigger idiot there.

"GUYS." He smacked them both on their heads, getting their attentions back in a flash. "I.... I just called Hashimoto-kun's name instead of Yuuyan's..." He said, almost inaudible.

Gasps.

"You... moaned another guy's name." Yamada stared with wide eyes, not believing it totally. If Chinen called Ohno Satoshi's name while in bed with Takaki, he would understand it, but Hashimoto's? No way. This was a joke and someone was about to come out and tell them this is for a dokkiri show.

"This... ouch. Sounds like an embarassing situation..." Yuto added. They were both very stunned by it. "And... what are you going to do about that?"

Yuuri looked at his friends and frowned, "Make Hashimoto move to Brazil."

Immediately, the two boys erupted into a fit of laughter, which made him want to strangle them both. Why did they laugh? This wasn't funny at all. It was the most dramatic thing since Ichi litre no namida!

"Ah, sorry, Chinen!" Yamada muttered between giggles, trying to silence himself with his hands.

Yuto poked the younger boy's cheek, "You're too cute at times." Only this little acrobat could think about fixing a problem like that.

Chinen pouted at that. There it went again, he always had to be treated like a kid even when their age difference isn't all that big.

"STOP LAUGHING." He bit Yuto's finger, making him yell out for his mommy loudly. Meanwhile, the other boy who had been able to contain his giggles started to laugh again before doing his best to make sure Chinen doesn't make his best buddy lack a forefinger.

When the taller boy's digit was away from harm again (though it had a very red bite mark on it), Yamada bounced the boy in his lap a little and asked, "Back to topic.... what are you going to do about that? I mean. You two did it twice, you didn't say it twice, right?"

Chinen shook his head, "No. But the second time... Yuuyan... he was rougher, which is the reason why it hurts to walk or stand now... and he whispered things like 'you're mine'..." He replied, thinking about Yuya would whisper stuff in his ear between moans and grunts. Most of the things he said were horribly embarassing to say out of, well, bed but some were just the sweetest things... too bad Chinen hadn't been able to hear them all because of his own cries of pleasure and lack of coherency.

Yuto and Ryosuke exchanged worried looks.

"That sounds a bit... bad... he's getting all possessive, no?" The boy under Chinen asked, "Sounds...even, I don't know, dangerous."

"There's no danger. Yuuyan would never hurt me."

Yuto flailed a bit. "That's what they all say, and BAM. Spousal abuse and rape!" He told Chinen. "He's not trusting you anymore and he wants you his, his, HIS."

"Come on, guys! We're talking about Takaki Yuya here! He wouldn't hurt a mosquito even if it bit him." Chinen defended his boyfriend, "Unless it touches the hair. Only I can do that." He added proudly. "Besides... I am his."

The two others re-did the whole "talk, no, you talk. Pout. Fine!" thing.

"Break up with him, Chii."

As soon as he said it, Yuto received the harshest slap he ever got in his life. "What the flip are you saying?!" Yuuri yelled at him, totally taken aback by the 'friendly' suggestion.

"We're just saying it for your good, Chinen... at least, take your distances for a bit. It would only be temporary... Yabu-kun did that with Shoon-kun when stuff were getting down." Yamada gave him the tactful version of what his best friend failed to explain to him. "Just to let him chill a bit."

The small boy frowned, vaguely wondering about the number of guys Yabu dated before Kamei. But that wasn't the point. There was no danger with Yuya, no? His arms and his lap were Chinen's safest place to be!

But what if Yamajima are right? What if this could go wrong?

"I'll think about it, okay?" Chinen said, nodding to himself and wondering if he should talk this out with Yuya.

"Good. You know we'd hate it if something happened to you, ne?" Yamada smiled at him in that very cool way that makes all the fangirls fawn over him.

"I know what's good for me, Yama-chan." The small boy replied, returning the smile.

Well, I sure hope I do.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 10.5: Get out of the way

2008-08-02T20:18:00Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 10.5: Get out of the way.
Pairings: TakaHasshi, TakaChii, Hasshinen
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15.
Warnings : Boy love?
Disclaimer: ~~Buying JE at the moment~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Takaki isn't as dumb as he looks.

In the middle of the night, Takaki woke up. Chinen was still in his arms and the moonlight was still shining outside. He groaned, pushing the sheets off of his body and then wrapping the covers around the small body in the bed, to somewhat produce the illusion that he was still in the bed with him.

He went to the window, yawning as he looked up at the moon and stars. His mind wandered and he spaced out. Something bothered him. It upset him a lot, in fact. Scenes from the previous hours replayed in his mind and one didn't exactly make him happy. That stupid word his boyfriend almost called, that person's name, actually. Yuya knew what it was and he was very confident that he was right; there was a reason why he silenced the boy after all.

Looking back at his boyfriend in the bed, he shook his head. I can't believe this. He leant against the window's frame and sighed. Have him first and he'll stop thinking about that guy, my ass. After all, Chinen could have called and screamed so many things... why this name?

Yes, that person did leave some 'scar' on Yuuri. But Takaki and Chinen were lovers who just had sex and the younger of the two almost called another guy's name. How unfair was that? ...Snap out of it, Yuya. Chii is just confused... timing sucked. The tall boy went out of the room to pick up all the clothes sprawled across the place and then, he put his underwear on. He went and sat on the sofa in the living room, his face buried in his palms and his shoulders shaking.

He was not crying, he was laughing.

Laughing because of how ridiculous this was... He could not believe how upset he was getting over this. It was just a mistake, a freak accident. Chinen surely did not call this name on purpose. No, it was not his fault. It was that god forsaken idiot's fault: Hashimoto Ryousuke.

He pulled his cell phone out of his trouser's pockets and flipped it open, looking at the background picture of the very happy looking couple: Chinen and him. He came to a conclusion. I am not letting you ruin this, Hashimoto. He called a number he hadn't called in months, he waited for the person to respond. Yes, it was 3AM but that guy just had to answer.

Takaki got a yawn as an reply. "Listen up, Sanada. It's 3 in the morning, I don't want to go to the movies with you, stop calling." The tired voice came out of Takaki's phone.

Silence for a few instants. Yuya didn't know what pissed him off the most, Hashimoto not recognizing his phone number and caller ID or the fact that he mistook him for Sana-who's-his-face-da?

"Sanada?" The voice asked again.

"This is not Sanada." Takaki said with a groan.

On the other end of the line, a surprised gasp could be heard.

Takaki guessed that the other boy figured out who this was. "Pay attention. I'm only going to ask this once: Stay away from Yuuri. Or else."

Hasshi let out an amused snort. "Oh yeah~ Threaten me, baby. You're totally turning me on." He mocked, laughing at the older guy. "Okay, I will not baby-sit him anymore." Not like this happened recently, the 'kissing scandal after Shounen Club practice' that Yuto spread in the Jimusho was in October.

Takaki was absolutely not thrilled with that answer, "I'm fucking serious, slut."

"Watch your damn mouth or you'll be the one regretting it." The younger guy made his own threat. He never heard his ex speak with this tone before, or calling him a slut. It was almost scary. Almost. Hashimoto Ryousuke was far from being impressed by Takaki's 'badass' tone. "And what if I don't listen to you, are you going to punish me?"

An annoyed huff. Hashimoto could totally be a pain to deal with; this reminded him of their infrequent fights. No one knew how bitchy they could get with each other. "Why do you always like what's bad for you, Hashimoto?" Takaki sighed. "Keep away from him, or I will make you regret it. I can hurt you. You know that."

"Got it from liking you..." He answered sarcastically. The only bad thing he ever liked was Takaki. "And... was that a challenge? What do we do if he's the one coming to me? Give him a spanking?" Ryousuke asked, wondering why he didn't hang up already. Maybe he really wanted to know what Takaki was going to say about that punishment. Or he just liked playing with his nerves.

The older boy definitely had it with Hashimoto's 'teasing', doesn't that guy realize that he could get in serious trouble with him?

"If you don't stay away from him, I'm going to kill you."

With that threat, Takaki hung up and went back to sleeping with Chinen. If he saw Hashimoto near his boyfriend, even for work, he knew he'd blow a fuse or two.

"Yuuyan, where were you...?" A sleepy Chinen asked.

The older boy slipped his boxers off, went back under the covers and held his dear, "Had to call someone." He told him, erasing the worry in the little boy's mind.

Chinen had fallen asleep soon after that small dialogue but Takaki wasn't able to close his eyes and sleep peacefully. Someone else didn't either.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 10: Alone with you/What I see when I close my eyes

2008-08-02T20:11:47Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Ten: Alone with you/What I see when I close my eyes.
Pairings: TakaChii, Hasshinen
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: NC-17 for minor slash boi secks.
Warnings : BEWARE OF MY BADLY WRITTEN SMUT. I can't concentrate on ghei buttsecks, so, it totally sucks. There is only one bit that you have to read.
Disclaimer: ~~I only own KinKi Kids~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Mission accomplished?

Soon after the karaoke extravaganza, Chinen and Takaki walked back to the Chinen home. When the smaller boy opened the door, he could feel his heart racing. The night was still young and his mission still had a chance to be accomplished.

"Finally alone..." Takaki sighed as he kicked his shoes off.

Chinen locked the front door and put his jacket away. "Mmm, yeah...?" He replied, trying to sound like he had no idea about what they could do in his place, with no parents around, all doors locked, phones unplugged and no bedtime.

The older male smirked and wrapped his arms around Chinen from behind. Sometimes, he was just too easy to figure out. "Chii... You wanted me to be here for a reason, no...?" He chuckled and pulled the tiny person closer to him, his small smirk turning into a full grin as he picked him up. "We both know why..."

Chinen timidly wrapped his arms and legs around Takaki like a koala on a tree and blushed. "...I... I want to... let's... take the next step?" He muttered against his sweetheart's neck. The petite boy knew that this was his first time and that Yuya was surely pretty far from innocent, that made him feel out of harm's way and somehow frightened. What if he couldn't keep up? What if Takaki didn't think he was good enough?

"Where's your bedroom?"

Chinen got his face out of the warm crook of the older boy's neck, "Upstairs, first door on the right. Bed is the one on the right..." He said in a soft tone. Takaki nodded and began to make his way to the stairs. On their way, various pieces of clothing were shed in the hallway and in the stairs. They were only in their boxers when they were kissing passionately against Chinen's (and his sister's) room's door.

After their make out session, it hadn't been too long before they were in the bedroom... and it took even less time for the both of them to get naked on the small boy's bed. It still embarrassed Chinen... the way Yuya looked at his unclothed body, the way they kissed, the way they touched each other.... and the fact that he saw and felt at the older teenager's thing for the first time.

To Yuuri, this felt completely extreme. It was like the air in the room had gotten much warmer; he felt things in his body that he never even knew about, in places he never even paid attention to. His nostrils were filled with the aroma of that vanilla scented lubricant Yuto got for them, Yuya was using it on him and the small boy was gripping at the sheets and whimpering in pain as the other male did the weirdest things to him...

The brunette left a short kiss on Chinen's lips after the minor 'torture' preparation, "I'll be gentle... I promise, Yuuri..." He whispered, tenderly kissing his boyfriend again. Those words made the little boy feel a bit safer and calmer.

Here goes... here goes. The boy's heart was beating at a crazy rhythm as Takaki lift his legs up higher and spread them wider.

"I'm not afraid, Yuuyan..." A small smile graced the younger guy's traits.

"Alright... Just tell me if it hurts." Takaki replied.

That was when Chinen felt the weirdest but greatest thing ever: Yuya getting inside of him and fitting into the small space there. "Ah! Yuya!" This hurt a bit more than the preparation...but the pain only lasted for a bit.

Soon enough, they were rocking to the cadence of their love-making. Moaning, panting, sweating, whimpering, begging for more, calling each other's names and even screaming in pleasure. Chinen's mind had been thrown away to some place and he didn't want it back before a while. He was thinking about thousands of things and about nothing at the same time. It was crazy how he'd never felt anything close to that. Yes, maybe once. The closest thing to that was that time when Hashi-- no, that was a topic he shouldn't think about.

At some point, the bottom boy almost spoke the name of the person he just thought about and didn't want to think about at the same time, "Hash--" But he was silenced by Takaki's lips over his, locking the words inside that heated kiss. Safe. Chinen wanted to throw himself out the nearest window. Why did he even think about that other person? This was an intimate moment between lovers!

This being Chinen's first time, he didn't last too long. Though that was okay. Almost as soon as the smaller one came, Takaki did too. "Yuyaaaa~!" He wailed out before ribbons of white shot out of his very private place.

"Nnnn... Yuuri..." The sight of Chinen reaching climax sent Takaki over the edge too and he poured his passion into his lover, since they both forgot about the condom... This was something Takaki did not worry about much because he knew he was clean, and Chinen probably was, since he was pure until now.

It felt like everything stopped moving around them for a few moments.

"Yuu...yan...." Chinen was panting and so was the young man over him. Yuya looked so good like that, with the moonlight from the window shining on his sweaty body and his face radiating with afterglow.

Takaki just kissed the boy again. "...yeah?" He replied as he lay next to Chinen, pulling the sheets over their nude bodies and cuddling with the teenager he took in his arms.

"I love you."

That made the older boy's heart jump in his chest. "I love you, too." He told him as he watched the little one snuggling against him.

They shared a few more kisses and then slowly fell asleep holding each other.

Mission accomplished.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 9: Love Machine

2008-07-27T21:35:40Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Nine: Love Machine
Pairings: TakaChii, MatsuInoo, YaMei, Hikaru x OC (Avril Lavigne?! D:)
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~I am Johnny's affair~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Teens at karaoke! And random special appearances of Chester Bennington and Avril Lavigne!
Beta-chan: Kira! ~~AND YES, I SUCK. I'M SO CHANGING MAJORS.~~

Flashback: Chinen and Takaki had a date today and the younger of the two had a plan to make this Friday night the night where they'd make love for the first time. But the problem was Chinen didn't know that Takaki was taking him to karaoke and he didn't know with whom! What the heck were all those other Johnny's guys doing here?? He could count almost ten people in that box!

"Maaaah, Avril dear, it was about time you showed up," Hikaru said, petting his lap. The girl who led Takaki and Chinen here went and sat in Hikaru's lap.

"Sorry Chester, but Sparky over here bites when someone touches his chew toy," she replied to Hikaru.

"...you make it sound so...inappropriate," Yabu remarked.

"You call that inappropriate? We'll show you inappropriate!" the girl said before French kissing Hikaru.

A few whistles could be heard from another corner. "Kouhei, stop whistling like that! That's embarrassing..." Inoo scolded his boyfriend and pulled the older guy's hat over his eyes.

"Hahaha, you Johnny's aren't allowed to have fun..." Kouhei teased.

"Damn straight, Matsumoto!" It was that loud girl talking again.

At the use of the word straight, most of the boys cleared their throats, looked away or asked each other if talking about this was in their policy. Chinen even asked what that word was supposed to mean.

Kouhei shook his head at what Hikaru's girlfriend said, "No not straight at all. My boyfriend here knows that all too well. After all he goes all anal-retentive on all kinds of silly details of my personality and what not. Details obsession much, Kei?" The former Johnny’s boy asked, making said boyfriend blush furiously.

"Am not anal-retentive..."

A random hat flew to Inoo's face. "Heck yes, you are!" Kamei said from where he was sitting by Yabu's side before getting the hat thrown back at him by Inoo.

"He can really get obsessed with details, ne..." Arioka chuckled.

Chinen blinked. "WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TWO?!" He pointed at the girl in Hikaru's lap and the guy with Inoo.

Hikaru laughed at Chinen, "Okay, group intro time. The couples this evening are..." He made a dramatic pause in which one would usually expect something like a drum roll. "The one and only awesome Yaotome 'Chester' Hikaru and the beautiful, most special and best girlfriend in the world...Monaka 'Avril' Rurina!"

Rurina grinned and flashed everyone in the round twin peace-signs. "That's us!"

"And over there, the 'couple that took too long to find each other but finally did by accident' ...JUMP's one and only Captain-kun and red-maniac Yabu Kouta! And his very personal pet tiger, Kamei Taku!" Hikaru continued, completely unfazed by the complaints he got from said couple about their 'nicknames'.

"Then, we have our perfect, 'Pre Pre Pretty combination', with years and years and YEARS of experience... Former Johnny's Juniors star member, Matsumoto Kouhei!"

Kouhei stood up and did a small 'I iz awesome!' dance at that before getting pulled back by Inoo.

"And Hey!Say!JUMP's resident anal-retentive brainiac... Inoo Kei!"

"I am NOT anal-retentive!"

Ignoring Inoo's indignant outcry, the 'spotlight' moved on. “And over here, in the right corner, we see HSJ No.1 narcissist pretty boy and Akanishi-senpai’s absolute No.1 fan, Takaki Yuya! Along with his little jailbait acrobat boyfriend, who is Ohno Satoshi’s No.1 fanboy... let me introduce, Chinen Yuuri!”

After this, Hikaru took a moment to take a deep breath before moving to the 'grand finale'. "And last but not least, a big round of applause for Arioka Daiki! ...and his dateless-shortness!" he finished the introductions with a big dorky, trademark Yaotome Hikaru grin.

"Hey! Yamada couldn't come and sit with me so I'll have someone to talk to when you'll all be making out," The date-less boy said. "Besides, you guys know my girlfriend was exterminated by the Johnny's mafia, or whatever Johnny did. Her home phone line was cut and her keitai number doesn't exist anymore," The boy sighed. Why did he come here in the first place?

"Yo, instead of listening to Daiki's lonely wolf cry, let's get this started?" Takaki asked as he sat down between Matsumoto and Arioka, pulling Chinen on his lap once he was seated.

"Let's set some rules first. NO ONE sings Ultra Music Power." Inoo said, not really feeling like jumping to his dream.

"Let's let... uhm. Chinen start." The said little boy shook his head at Hikaru's suggestion.

"But we're half doing this for your birthday!" The only girl of the room said.

"I say Yabu starts." Chinen suggested.

"Yeah!!" Yabu bounced up and grabbed the mic. He loved singing. Before he could get started though, he had to do something. He turned to Kamei. "Ne, no matter what I do this evening, will you still love me?" He asked.

Taku blinked in confusion, "Of course. And if it's too extreme I'll just go by the 'what happens here stays here' rule." He replied.

Yabu grinned and set the machine to play a song he apparently knew the number by heart of. Soon after, the beat of a really popular song started to play and Yabu started to dance like he was crazy. Or very hyper.

"He picked.... Love Machine....?" Arioka couldn't believe it. This was almost as unnatural as Rurina's hair color.

"Dance, dancing all of the night~!" The older BEST member sang. He wasn't a one of a kind performer for nothing, but this... had nothing that even resembled his usual performances. Hikaru and Kouhei got up to join Yabu in his dance fever and they seriously put Morning Musume to shame, at least in Arioka's opinion.

Better short than crazy. The youngest BEST member thought.

Inoo was clapping his hands, trying hard to not get freaked out by the fact that the three of them knew the real dance, Rurina was whistling at them and Takaki busted a lung by laughing so hard. Kamei had his hands over his face but was staring through his slightly parted fingers... Chinen was pretty much in the same state as Kamei. But for entirely different reasons.

What... is... this? He wouldn't be able to respect Yabu like he usually did anymore.

"Love machine~" Yabu finally was finished with ~~butchering~~ his version of the famous Momusu song. He sat back down next to Kamei, who was still shocked and wondering if his boyfriend was sober.

"Okay, who the hell spiked Kouta's drink?" Kamei asked everyone before asking his boyfriend to stand on one leg, count to 100 and then walk in a straight line.

"My turn!" Takaki waved. The mic was handed to him and boy, this was an entirely different mood. He chose Deep in your heart by Domoto Koichi, his most respected senpai.

Whoa... Chinen knew it was a 'sexy' song, but, he wasn't sure he knew what sexy meant until now. There was Takaki, singing and 'dancing' in all his Akanishi-ero-wannabe glory. Chinen slouched low in his seat, thinking Yuya should get arrested for doing hip-rolls.

"Wooooh, sexy~! Take the shirt off!!" Rurina cheered.

Loud freak woman, Chinen thought.

"The pants off too while you're at it!" Inoo's boyfriend added, waving a 1000 yen bill and laughing.

Even louder freak dude! Chinen glared. He sort of wished Takaki would do that closer to him and only for him...

"Chinen, you okay?" Inoo asked.

"Yes, why?" He replied.

"Because you're drooling." Inoo pointed the little trickle of saliva at the side of Chinen's mouth.

The little boy wiped it off fast, blushing.

At the end, Takaki showed everyone a dorky smile and bowed. "You liked?" He asked as he sat back with Chinen, letting him crawl back in his lap once he was seated.

"Yeah...really liked it..." Chinen hid his face in the crook of his dear boyfriend's neck, mainly to stop himself from saying what he thought about this, detailedly.

The real killer performances of the evening were pretty much Mona singing that talkin' 2 myself Ayu song and getting praised by the others so much that Hikaru felt the need to take one of his socks off and stuff it in Arioka's mouth, which he did.

After that, Arioka pretty much murdered Lonely in Gorgeous by Tommyfebruary6, which made everyone group hug him.

Inoo then sang Nakagawa Shoko's Strawberry melody which got Kouhei squealing and kissing Inoo because he adores Shokotan and loves Inoo, so it totally won his heart.

Kamei and his energy made everyone sing along to his version of Weeeek, and Yabu complained that he couldn't hear Kamei's voice because of all those morons.

Following this was Hikaru's Daite senorita imitation, although he would never admit it, the part where he dropped the mic really was an accident and not part of his imitation gig.

And last but not least the really energetic and entirely rule-breaking performance Ultra Music Power by Kouhei, who was joined by Kamei and Rurina, the other non-HSJ people, as his back-up singers.

Chinen sang many Arashi songs but he didn't think of his performances as anything close to how epic the others had been. Chinen filmed them with his phone a lot. Yuto would totally love this and Yama-chan could use a laugh.

Of course performances of epic-ness took their toll on people's energy and soon enough everyone was putting on their hats and sunglasses, some swapping phone numbers and mail addresses.

Chinen was amazed at how Hikaru's girlfriend still looked like she had some look at me! sign over her head. Her outfit was colorful and her diva glasses didn't help... poor Hikaru, he was going to get Friday'd for sure.

Rurina and Hikaru then left in her car, whispering stuff each other. Stuff, which probably no one else wanted to hear. Yabu, Kamei, Inoo, Matsumoto and Arioka had a train to catch and disappeared down the street quickly, which left Chinen and Takaki alone again.

"Walk me home?" Chinen asked hopefully and looked up to his much taller boyfriend.

"Of course I will. And I'm staying over, too, remember?" Takaki replied, smiling down at Yuuri. Chinen gulped and blushed.

The operation was still on!

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 8: Hey!Say!7's Chii-Love-Love Operation, GO!

2008-07-27T20:56:06Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Eight: Hey!Say!7's Chii-Love-Love Operation, GO!
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~I am Johnny's affair~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: The date doesn't really go as Chinen thought it would.

Today was that Friday Chinen had marked on his calendar with a big orange heart. He hated orange, but it was Takaki's favorite color and that was the only reason why he chose that color. Whatever. He still didn't know about the date in question, where? What? Still a mystery Takaki kept to himself.

Chinen was in his room, doing a last check up on his self. Hair was okay, breath was fresh, clothes... the clothes. Yuto had chosen this outfit with Kamenashi and it was... really Kamenashi-esque. Chinen could swear he saw this outfit on Kame before. Black tank top, a brown jacket, dark jeans, boots and some black fedora hat Yuto added for style. Those jeans were tight and Yuto had told Chinen to go commando when wearing them, but, no way! It was November, no way Chinen was going to go without underwear, he'd freeze... and that was very classless, anyways. Even if the way his briefs' waistband stuck out wasn't all that classy either. He pulled his top over it again.

He checked his bedside table. Yuto's mood candles were on it, the condoms and lube were in the drawer. He'd have to thank Yamada for showing him how to use those, even if he had trouble imagining Takaki's thing as green, huge and edible. Chinen wouldn't be able to eat cucumbers for a bit, and they were his second favorite food...

Ding dong.

The bell rang and Chinen's heart stopped.

HE'S THERE!!!

He grabbed the necklace Takaki bought him on their first month anniversary, made sure he was wearing his ring (he never took it off, anyways), grabbed the hat and his sunglasses and rushed downstairs. He finished putting the necklace around his neck and opened the door. "Hi, Yuya!" He smiled at the person on his porch. There stood Takaki Yuya, in one of his cool and very Akanishi-esque outfits, though, unlike Chinen, Takaki didn't dress up, that was just how he dressed.

"Hey there, Chii." Takaki raised his sunglasses, to wink at his boyfriend but instead he blinked as Chinen closed the door behind him. He stared at him a bit. "...cool outfit. It's from...don't tell me." Yuya pouted in thought. "Kamenashi Kazuya, 2006, Tatta hitotsu no koi time in.... I don't remember what magazine? Real nice on you, though." Takaki said, recognizing the outfit. "I like the hat, too."

"Thanks..." Chinen blushed and really felt stupid for listening to Yuto, of course Yuya would know, he had stalked Kame's wardrobe for a while, trying to figure out what would make Akanishi-senpai look at him.

Takaki leaned down to kiss Chinen and when he broke the kiss, a few seconds later, he nuzzled their noses together. "Let's go? We're already late." He said.

"Okay..." Chinen said and opened the door again, he put his hat and glasses on. They walked out the house.Sadly for Chinen, they couldn't hold hands and had to act like mere 'friends', talking and laughing about trivial things.

After a bit, Takaki pointed forward, "We're here." He said when they stopped at a place that said karaoke. Takaki held the door for him and they went in. Chinen was confused, they sing all the time at work and now Yuya took him singing for a date?

"Takaki! 'the hell have you been?! I was waiting!" A girl with blond hair and bright clothing tugged at Takaki's sleeve.

WHO the HECK is THAT!? Chinen's Takaki-senses were tingling!

"Back off if you know what's good for you, woman!!" Chinen pulled Takaki back to him, glaring at the young woman.

"Relax, Chii, Ruu is just taking us to the party room." Yuya told his possessive little boyfriend.

"Party room?" Chinen asked as he was carried by Yuya, bridal style, to the said room. They followed this.... obvious Avril Lavigne wannabe.

When she opened the door, Chinen squealed.

Abort mission! Abort mission!

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 7.7: Bathroom Business.

2008-07-20T06:10:03Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 7.7: Bathroom Business.
Pairings: None, really.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~*pulls covers over Yasu*~~ Me no ownie, ignore the Kanjani8 member in my bed.
Summary: Yuto and Yamada do funky stuff in the washroom.

Hey!Say!JUMP and a whole bunch of Juniors were finally done with a singing practice and most people were packing their stuff to leave. Hashimoto Ryousuke, on his end, was waiting for his friend Kamei Taku, who had been kissing his new boyfriend Yabu Kouta for the last 5 minutes or so. Every time Hasshi thought they were done, one of them called the other's first name, the said other 'melted' and they went at it again.

So....pathetic. Though that was what he thought, he remembered that he pulled the exact same stunt at Kamei a few months ago, with a different boyfriend but still the same.

Hasshi decided that he didn't want to torture himself with more of this and went to the washroom. He went to wash his face and when he turned the tap off, he heard something weird from a toilet stall.

"Yuto, I am NOT doing this." He heard a first voice, Yamada Ryosuke's, for sure.

"Come on! You did it last night and you were so pro, why not now?" The second voice, Nakajima Yuto's, asked.

"Because it was with a cucumber last night and I was so tired and weak... You abused of my weaknesses! Again!" Yamada accused. Hasshi held his stomach, he wasn't sure his lunch was going to stay in there too long. A cucumber. Yamada did something with a cucumber. Yuto abused Yamada with a cucumber?

Oh, god, that's some twisted shit over there. His head was spinning, jumping to conclusions was bad for an active 14 years old mind.

"So, what? It's just a different fruit, Yama-chan. Now put it on my banana or I'm not your best friend anymore." Yuto said.

"Fine. We're so not best friends anymore." Yamada said.

"Yama-cha~n. Think about Chii! We're doing this for Chii, so you'll show him how. I provide the stuff and, you show him how to have safe sex. That was our deal," Yuto told, "Besides, you know I'd mess everything up, Yama-chan... Please, for Chii~" Yuto whined.

A long sigh from Yamada, "Yuto, you suck... Fine, I'll do it." Yamada groaned, annoyed, "Just for Chii, though, and because I didn't spend last night reading up on this with you for nothing... here I go..."

Yuto giggled like a girl, Yamada told him to shut up a few times and Hasshi was wondering why the heck he was still around.

Maybe because he wanted the answer to this question: ... Why does Chinen need to be thought how to have safe sex...?

"Alright, this is way too weird! I'm out of here!" Yamada got out of the stall, throwing his arms up in the air.

Yuto giggled, "But you just put that condom on my banana like a pro!" He told his best friend and showed him a real banana that had a rubber over it.

"Please don't eat this, I'd die," Yamada groaned, this was way too embarrassing, "And I swear, if someone learns that I put condoms on food, I swear I'm going to kil--"

"Hi, Hashimoto-kun." Yuto cut Yamada's drama sequence and waved at Hasshi with a smile on his face.

Yamada stared at the Junior boy and his face went scarlet. "You never saw us... We weren't here... Yuto, let's beat it!!" Yamada dashed out of the bathroom, wishing that this was a bad dream and that he'd wake up somewhere else. Yuto trashed his condom-banana and ran after the other boy.

"....Freaks." Hasshi sighed. Still... why would Chinen need to know how to do this...? He thought about it and when the idea formed in his mind, he felt sick to his stomach.

No way... Takaki and Chinen wanted to do it.

He felt something welling up in him...the need to vomit. Which he fulfilled in the toilet of the stall where the 'Yamajima' duo were. His stomach had rejected its content, out of disgust, out of anger, out of that familiar feeling of jealousy.

He knew he was jealous, he was realistic enough to notice that, but the question was...

Who was he really jealous of?

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 7.5: Destiny ka?

2008-07-16T19:58:14Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 7.5: Destiny ka?
Pairings: YaMei only in this one. ^^
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~*hides Pink Fluff Batallion in suitcase*~~ Nooo, me no ownie.
Summary: Yes, Yuto wasn't wrong about Kamei.
Warnings : Because I swore I'd write that for Kira. ^^

Today's practice's theme was Johnny's Ultra Music Power, in other words, Hey!Say!JUMP and their brand new hit single, Ultra Music Power. Sensei was choosing the juniors or junior units who were to dance as back ups for the future performances of Ultra Music Power at the end of this month and honestly, no one really wanted to do it since Hey!Say!JUMP was everywhere and most of the juniors, although most would not admit it, were jealous of those 10 boys.

Jumping to my dream, setsunai kono kokoro de

Every junior in the practice room wished it would end, it had been about 20 times they did it over and over again, everyone was waiting for this practice to end. Unlucky little Kyomoto Taiga fell on the floor after the 12th time and didn't got up again until Casey Anderson came and helped him up to get him out of there, with sensei's permission, of course. The poor boy was crying and complaining he had cramps everywhere.

J, Johnny's! U, Ultra! M, Music! P, Power!

When finally lunch time came, sensei said that she will choose the juniors or units later and wished them a good day. Everyone started to leave the practice room, and after showers, most of them headed to the small cafeteria on the first floor while some left for various restaurants around the building.

"If I hear Ultra Music Power once more, I'm killing someone with a pair of chopsticks." Nozawa Yuuki told to his 'band'-mates, Sanada Yuuma, Hashimoto Ryousuke, Kamei Taku and Kato Kan after swallowing some of his curry, "I mean, if they had their debut and all, why do they still appear on Shokura? It's the Juniors show. Do you see, I don't know, Arashi in Shokura? No. Debuted groups don't belong here." Really, Nozawa just wanted his own camera time, with all the stage-hogs gone, it was about time he shone too, no?

Kato nodded. "Yeah... It's unfair, J.J.Express ceased to exist because of them and who knows what's going to happen to Yamashita-kun and Ayukawa-kun, now."

Hasshi looked at Kan weirdly.

Sanada understood faster, "I think you shouldn't mention that, Kato-kun, you weren't even a member." He said, looking up from the 3 nen B gumi Kinpachi-sensei 8 script he had on his lap.

"Still, he's right," Nozawa said, "Don't you think so, Kamei-kun?"

Kamei was sitting at the other end of the table, fiddling with his cell phone on his lap, "Yeah. Whatever you say, Sanada-kun." He said.

"Nozawa." The boy corrected, "You have nothing against JUMP in Shokura, Kamei-kun?"

Taku shook his head, "Me? No. They seem promising and Ultra Music Power is really catchy, I bought it." Kamei communicated his opinion without looking up even once, "I think it's very good that they're still on Shokura, too. Fans really appreciate it. Just be happy for them instead of being jealous, it'll make you feel tons better... Besides, I have other things to think about, Kinpachi and stuff." Taku smiled before turning his attention back to his phone.

Traitor, Nozawa thought.

Hashimoto threw Kamei a piece of broccoli from his lunch. "Stuff to think about? Daydreaming about Captain-kun, you mean!" He snorted. "You seriously just bought the many editions of the single to stare at your beloved captain on the jacket~" He poked Kamei.

"...shut up, okay? Or I'll go all Taisho at your ass." The older glared.

"You still have that crush Nakajima told us all about? About time you tell him, man... and are you going to finish this?" Sanada pointed the still intact sandwich in front of Kamei.

"Choke on it if you want, mate." Kamei told his 'drama-mate' and pushed the sandwich to him.

Kato pointed the other side of the room where Yabu Kouta and Ayukawa Taiyou were talking, he grinned. "Ne, ne, Captain-kun is right over there, too."

Taiyou was still eating and Yabu was just yapping about whatever. Kamei looked up, saw Yabu laughing with Taiyou for some reason, started to blush and looked down again.

Ah, he's so cute when he laughs like that... Kamei thought about his dreamy captain...

"He's looking over here, too. I think he's looking at Kamei-chan~!" When he heard Hasshi, Kamei looked up again and his eyes met Yabu's almost instantly. 'Captain-kun' gave him a small wave and a smile.

Oh, dammit, he saw me. Taku squeaked, shyly waved back and looked for a hole in the ground to hide in while the others around him all waved at Yabu with stupid grins on their faces.

"...I hate you guys so much." Kamei hit his head on the table about three times.

On the other side of the room, Yabu was blinking in confusion.

"Yabucchi? Hey, when will we go? End the sentence, I gotta know, I have to tell my mom about it if we want to go! Yo! Say something." Taiyou shook him but in vain. The tall boy then noticed the bunch of Juniors looking at them, and one who looked like he wanted to kill himself.

"Him again, huh?" Taiyou teased when Yabu was looking straight at that guy with his head on the table.

"...what are you talking about, Tai-chan?" Kouta asked.

"You're so looking at him again." The younger guy waggled his eyebrows.

"I'm not looking at Kamei-chan, okay? Get this out of your mind." Yabu insisted, wishing Taiyou would just leave him alone.

"Gotcha! I never even mentioned him!" Taiyou lightly punched his friend's shoulder, "And you call him Kamei-chan, too? Haha, I don't need to be Einstein to figure out that there's something between you guys..." The taller one poked the older boy.

"There's nothing... it's just that my eyes always find red stuff? Like his shirt?" Which looks totally fabulous. The blushing captain boy snapped out of his thoughts. "Besides, Tai-chan, who are you to tell things like that?" Yabu poked his tall friend back.

"Your best friend and ex-boyfriend, I guess? Plus, you're more than obvious, Yabu Kouta." Ayukawa snorted.

"...point. But... Argh, Taiyou! Stop it, okay?" Yabu picked up some of the other boy's pudding with a spoon and put some on the tip of Taiyou's nose.

"Hey! If you're going to spoil it, get your own food!"

Back on the 'Hasshi and friends' side, everyone was chuckling at Kamei.

"Oh, did you all see that?" Kato asked.

"Kamei, it's so obvious he likes you!" Nozawa sighed, hopeless guys were always so...well, hopeless.

Ryousuke looked at his bandmate with a serious expression. "Kamei Taku, I swear that if you don't ask him out today, I'm ripping your Kuroki Meisa poster." He threatened.

"Shut up, that's exactly what I'm doing!!" Kamei yelled at him and raised his phone, annoyed.

...oh, crap. That was surely Kamei's smoothest move today. Not.

"Oh, reaaally~?" Hashimoto looked at the said phone that had a message on it, ready to be sent. It looked complete, Kamei's name was at the bottom already. "Now, the question is: who's sending this, you or me?" The former J.J.Express member pointed at Kamei and at himself.

The boy blinked, holding his phone tighter. What was going on in his bandmate's head?

"Everyone, get him."

Taku gulped and a second later, all four guys pinned him to his chair.

"Now, surrender and give me that phone." The young 'leader boy' of the group demanded.

"Never!" Kamei held his arm away from them.

"Oh, come on!" Hasshi said, trying to get the phone.

After a bit of 'wrestling' between the 5 boys, Kamei accidently dropped his phone to the floor, it got hit by someone's foot and slid away from them.

Kamei stared at his phone in horror as it slid all the way to a very dangerous destination, Please don't....

"Huh?" Yabu Kouta looked under the table when he felt something hitting his shoe. The captain of the Jounetsu Rainbows picked the phone up from the floor.

"Whose phone is this?" Taiyou asked, this wasn't Yabu's slide-phone after all.

"No idea." Kouta shrugged. It had a mail already written on it, so, he decided to look at the sender's name, so he could give it back. It said To: Yabu Kouta. From: Kamei Taku. Yabu blinked, Kamei was sending him a text? He couldn't do anything about his peaked curiosity, so he read it. It couldn't be a crime, since it was going to be sent to him, anyways.

From: Kamei Taku
To: Yabu Kouta

G'day Yabu-kun. Kamei here.
Say, mate, I've been thinking.
We've been in the same team for a while and we talk often after Shokura, we even walk and talk together all the way to the train station at times...

And I realized that I really enjoy being around you and that I really... like you...
(You can ignore this but please don't delete this now)
So, I wondered, since we get along maybe we could see each other outside of work?

What do you think?
Please give me an answer, mate. Bye.
- Kamei

After reading, Yabu looked at the horrified Kamei, who was staring with wide eyes and shaking like a leaf. "Uhm, I'll see you later, Taiyou?" Yabu told his friend as he pressed send on Kamei's phone and got up. His own phone rang but he decided to ignore it.

CRAP. He's coming over here, what do I do? Kamei wanted to run away but with the other guys all over him, he couldn't.

"Here." Yabu gave him his phone back and said nothing more before leaving the cafeteria. Kamei stared, his heart felt like it was shrinking in his chest, painfully getting squeezed into a little lump of nothingness.

He didn't even say a thing and he just left like that.... He blinked, stunned for an instant before he pushed his mates to the floor, going all Taisho at their asses like he says. "I got rejected!" Kamei yelled, "And that's all your fault, bastards! Better start running now, because I'm going to kick your as--"

Suddenly, HONEY RIDER by KinKi Kids started to play from Kamei's phone. Who the hell was calling him now? This definitely wasn't the moment.

Taku picked up, "What?" He grunt.

"Kamei-chan?"

Kamei's pissed off expression turned into shock when he recognized the caller's voice.

"It's Yabu. I'm sorry I kind of left like that but I'm, uhm, shy and I wasn't able to answer you in a room full of people... so I went to the hallway." Yabu's voice came out of the phone, "But... uhm... what I wanted to say is... I kind of... uhm, I like you, too.... and I'd love hanging out with you more." Yabu said, mostly bashfully muttering.

"Ee?" Kamei blinked in surprise. This wasn't happening, was it?

"How about we go shopping together soon or something? I totally love that red shirt you're wearing and I kind of wanted to know where you bought it..."

Kamei couldn't believe what he heard. Yabu liked him? He wanted to go out with Kamei? He liked the red shirt?! He'd have to thank Hasshi later and mark this day on his calendar as best day of his life.

"I'd love to..." Taku was pinching himself, to make sure he wasn't dreaming.

"Then, it's a date. Now... I noticed Sanada has your sandwich. You hungry? How about you come and have lunch with me? My treat~" The older boy chuckled, "I'm right out the door, you can't really miss me."

A... daaaaate! This needed to be highlighted with a victory dance. Later.

"Of course! See you there!" Kamei hung up, yelled something no one really understood and ran out of the room, everyone staring at him.

"...Dudes, I think he went bananas." Nozawa blinked.

"Kamei!" The four boys ran after him, all feeling bad that the phone went to Yabu and they worried about Kamei doing something stupid, like all guys do after being rejected.

When they were outside, Sanada, who was the first in the four boy's line, stopped. Nozawa bumped into him, followed by Kato and when the last boy bumped into the rest of them, they all fell to the floor in the corridor.

When Yuuma looked up, his jaw dropped. "Whoa." All the others reacted the same when they saw what he saw. They soon figured out that there was nothing to worry about as they saw Yabu and Kamei, kissing in the hallway.

Hasshi gave a low whistle, "Ain't someone going a little fast, here~? Haha, you guys are gross, get a room."

All the others chuckled at them.

"Oh, shut u---" Kamei was about to tell them to shut up, but just ended up blushing and smiling like a dork because Kouta took his hand.

"...Hashimoto-kun, that's none of your business..." Yabu smiled at them, blushing himself, "Now if you'll excuse us, we have to go eat now, gotta kill the butterflies in my stomach with food, okay?" He told them before going away, Kamei following him with a hand in Yabu's.

Yatta!! Kamei's other hand was behind his back, showing a victory sign to the bunch of dorks on the floor, who were all whistling and smiling at the new couple.

"FINALLY!" The four guys said together.

("Nozawa!" Kato yelled, "Your knee is crushing my balls, damn you!")

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 7: Hey! Say! WHAT!?

2008-07-16T02:17:02Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Seven: Hey! Say what!?
Pairings: TakaChii, Hikaru x OC (Hinted, yo)
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~I'm Hikaru's girlfriend~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Boys talking about marriage. Takaki gets a message from Chinen... and Hikaru has a girlfriend!?

"Okay, seriously. How the heck did marriage become the topic?"

The rest of BEST all turned to Yabu. Usually, when it got down to love-talk, Kei would blabber about his boyfriend Kouhei for hours while Daiki mourned over the fact that Johnny's forced him to leave his girlfriend and Yabu would keep his own love-life a secret.

"Gee, I don't know, Yabucchi..." Hikaru said in a mock tone, "Maybe because we all noticed the ring on Inoo's finger?!" He pointed the said ring.

Kei jumped in surprise. "It's not what you think!" Inoo swatted Hikaru over the head lightly, "It doesn't fit anywhere else..." He explained, blushing.

"Pshaw! Doesn't fit anywhere else, my foot! You have another finger that's exactly the same!" Arioka pointed Inoo's right hand's ring finger.

The half of pre-pre-pretty blushed even more. "Seriously, Inoo, if he asked you to marry him someday... One, you can tell us. Two, put your ring on another finger or on a chain around your neck. Tabloids learn this and you can kiss Johnny's goodbye." Yabu pointed out.

"I said, that's not it! We just bought matching rings and that's all! This country doesn't even legally recognizes marriage between people of the same gender anyways! Leave me alone~" Inoo's face was scarlet, and after a bit they did stop teasing him.

After a silence, Takaki looked up at the ceiling, "Ah, wedding sounds so dreamy, ne..." He stretched on the couch as he started daydreaming, "...promising forever and all that... sounds so nice..." He sighed, those thoughts were pretty, "My wedding... It will be in late spring, outside, in a park, when the flowers are still blooming~ and I'll be in a tuxedo, Yuuri by my side and--"

"EH?"

Takaki turned to the others quickly and saw that he had 4 pair of eyes glued on him. "What?!" He looked at them.

"Takaki... you just talked about wedding." Arioka pointed him.

"Yeah, so what? Not like I never daydreamed aloud and besides, I'm reaching marriageable age soon." Yuya said, scratching the back of his head.

"No, man, we know you live in your own wonderland... but you just talked about a wedding where you marry Chinen! Akira SHOCK!" Hikaru imitated their famous senpai.

"Dude, first, Chinen is 13. Second, you think ahead of your age. Third, you've been together for only a short time, if Inoo wanted to get married, I'd understand. But you?" Yabu just gave his two cents, being a realist in here.

Takaki turned away, "You just can't understand, okay? I love him." He said simply, wondering why he couldn't just dream. They just couldn't understand how much he loved Chinen.

"Say... talking about Chinen, though. How has it been going on between you two? I heard things..." Hikaru asked, poking at Takaki's slender legs.

Yuya lightly kicked that jester who was sitting in front of the couch. "How about you talk about your girlfriend first?"

"EHHH?"

"A girlfriend?"

"You never told me, you butt!"

Everyone else stared and circled around Hikaru. "Takaki! You totally broke boy rules!" Hikaru groaned.

"I don't care~" The older stuck his tongue out at him, being the only one who knew about this, he knew the others would be interested. The others started asking Yaotome all sorts of questions. Hikaru ended up pulling his phone out and showing a few pictures of Monaka Rurina, or simply Mona, as she called herself. BEST blinked in surprise. That girl was a...special one.

Inoo squealed happily. "She looks so...adorably weird, and very pretty... Is she a rocker, like you? Tell me more~" He asked, since she was the one holding the guitar in one picture.

"Not weird, special and original," Hikaru whacked Inoo over the head, "She started a band with her friend Elizabeth, it's called MoNaLiZa. And... she's a year older than me, she's born in Detroit and fluent in English, drives, never runs out of things to say to lift the mood, always in high spirits, she knows when to tell me to shut up and get real, she's adorably sexy and.. her jokes are better than mine, how could I resist her?" Hikaru replied, laughing.

Daiki looked at the pictures more, "Tartan mini skirts, platinum blond hair and fence net hosiery... Just asking, does she like Avril Lavigne?" He asked, an eyebrow raised at the outfits the girl wore in the pictures.

"How'd you guess?" Hikaru wondered if his bandmate already knew his girlfriend.

"Just a feeling."

Hikaru was showing off the super sweet messages his girlfriend left him, when they heard a familiar song playing. Love so sweet by Arashi. Everyone turned to Takaki, he was the only one with an Arashi ring-tone here, it was Chinen's special ring-tone.

"What!?" He asked as he pulled his phone out and flipped it open.

"Nothing~ Read your wife's message." Arioka teased.

"Shut u--- hah?" The tall brunette stared at his phone for a bit, saying nothing for a while.

The others looked at each other, puzzled. "What is it? Did he use so many emoticons your brain melted? Lemme help you decipher it, then." Hikaru sat up and grabbed the phone before Takaki could do anything.

"No, wait!" Takaki protested as Hikaru sat on another couch, reading the message aloud.

"Yuuyan, heart. I've wanted to do something with you since forever, heart. Are you free this weekend? My parents aren't home this weekend and I'll be lonely at night, sad face. But not if you're by my side, heart. So, I thought, let's go on a date, super happy face. Then... you can spend a romantic night or two with me, it'll be only you and I, doing all those very intimate things we can't do in public, wink. You know... take the next step? I'm finally ready for you, blush. Mail me back, I'll be waiting... I love you, heart. Yuuri. heart, heart, heart."

"SAY WHAT?"

Everyone was shocked.

"...Takaki, you're absolutely disgusting, stop corrupting 13 years old, damn you." Yabu was turning green for some reason.

"What have I done?" The second oldest member of BEST asked.

"Already? Wow, that's fast...?" Inoo said, not sure if he should congratulate him or be ashamed of him.

"He didn't do it yet, Inoo..." Daiki shook his head.

Takaki stared at them, "What the heck are you guys on about?" He asked. Hikaru sighed, throwing Takaki's phone back at him.

"Isn't it obvious? Chinen wants to have sex with you, you twat." The joker of the group said.

"Sex...?" Yuya blinked about a billion times.

3 minutes silence.

"Oh! That kind of sex!" Takaki exclaimed, like he just figured out the hardest existential question ever.

"Eureka, he's a genius... Of course, that kind, what other kind is there?" Inoo asked, obviously not amused by the fact that Takaki was a dork even when it came to such serious topics.

Hikaru brought his hand to his face and screamed in his palm. Seriously, what were they going to do with that tall idiot? "Man, Takaki, there's being slow and... well, there's being you." He shook his head in disbelief.

Takaki snorted and pointed Hikaru with his perfectly manicured forefinger, "I'm sorry, mister I-did-it-on-my-girlfriend's-car's-backseat but I've been dry for 5 months and stopped thinking about those things, for Yuuri's sake. He's only 13, ne." He announced proudly while the others stared at Hikaru with wide eyes.

Hikaru flailed, "Stop staring, dorks! I like it funky, okay?"

The younger Hey!Say!BEST member fold his arms over his chest and looked up at Chinen's boyfriend. "Okay, chaste monk Takaki. What are you going to do about this?" Arioka asked, half-curious about it and half not wanting to know anything about it.

"Dude, calling him a monk in this situation is so, so, so wrong." Yabu commented, his tone as dry as the Sahara.

The other former Ya-ya-yah member patted the captain boy, "Hey, can we do something about it if Takaki likes them young and tight?" Everyone turned to Hikaru again.

"...you never said that." The rest of BEST told him in unison.

While everyone seemed disgusted by something he didn't register in his mind, Yuya thought about it. He didn't even touch anyone after that day when he broke up with Hashimoto Ryousuke and that was a while ago, when he decided to make his relationship with Chinen official and leave Hasshi for good, because, the first week of his relationship with Chinen was also the last one of his relationship with Hasshi. He dated both at the same time, in a way.

Takaki played with a brown lock of his hair, his thinking pose of some sort. So, the question was, was he going to do it with Chinen? Was that boy really ready? They've been in love for a bit now... And the older boy thought was ready. He did think about his beloved little Yuuri in inappropriate ways before but never mentionned it because he felt a little dirty for wanting the little guy this way some times. But since Chinen apparently wanted him back... It was all good, no? Besides... there was still someone who left his mark on Chinen and it was about time Takaki erases that freak accident for good with something even more powerful...

"Yeah, we're ready." Yuya said, "Gonna do it if he really wants it. I know I wanna."

The others looked at him.

Yabu sighed. "Takaki, you're gross. I don't want to hear about this anymore..." The older boy said, shaking his head.

"Like I was going to tell you about it, pervert!" Takaki threw his shoe at Yabu.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 6: Take it to the next step!

2008-07-14T03:24:31Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Six: Take it to the next step!
Pairings: Hinted pairings, yo.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~I have Hey!Say! cereals~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Yuto comes up with the ultimate plan for Chinen.

Fighting Hey!Say!7 was something tough to do, Chinen thought. Usually, his puppy eyes could make evil plans fall like a house of cards! But when the evil mastermind was Nakajima Yuto, it wasn't as easy. Yuto had that stupid for the little one, imposing his help as he often does. In a matter of minutes, the rest of 7 was on Yuto's side, most of them thinking they'll be helping Chinen. They were carrying him against his will to the 'common' room where BEST were all talking about various things and they were going to make him do it!

Chinen shook his head vehemently, wiggling and trying to pry all the other members' of Hey!Say!7 off of him.

"Come on! Hey!Say!7's Chii-Love-Love Operation, goooooo!" Yuto cheered.

"Shut up, Yuto! BEST will hear you!" Yamada said as he did his best to hold Chinen up, he had tagged along, clueless.

"Sooner you do it, sooner it's over. Don't worry, Chinen-kun." Keito tried to cheer him up, whatever that plan was, it could be good, no?

Ryutaro groaned, this was too much trouble for nothing. "Can we dump him now? He's kind of heavy." The youngest member complained. At first, Ryutaro saw this as his chance to finally bully Chinen back, but that hallway was getting long.

"Ryutaro~!!" They all looked at him, scowling.

Chinen took this moment of inattention to try and free himself. "I said, I don't want to!!" The little acrobat protested, flailing and kicking and (un)luckily, one of his hands ended up hitting Keito' face and a foot hit Yuto's back.

"Ittaaaai!" Yuto fell on the floor and Keito put a hand to the cheek where he got the smack. Yamada and Ryutaro ended up dropping Chinen.

They all circled around him and looked down at the groaning little guy laid on the floor before Yamada helped him up. The smallest boy rubbed his rump a little, glaring up at the others.

"And why will you not do it, exactly?" Yuto asked, as he slowly got up again and ended up squealing in surprise when he heard his back bones make some clack sound, "I think you broke my back!" He yelled, exaggerating as always.

Keito shook his head. Crazy Japanese people. "He didn't break it, Nakajima-kun. Just don't dance or do anymore stupid stunts for today. This happens to me all the time in dance practice." The daisenpai son sighed, thinking that he'd love to have a practice in which he wouldn't end up falling on his back.

"Your plans always suck eggs, Yuto!" Chinen said, exasperated with his friend's persistent behavior and wild imagination.

Yuto poked the small boy's cheek with his forefinger. "No, it doesn't suck at all. It really rocks, thank you very much." He shook his head, still rubbing at his lower back.

"What's that plan anyways?" The 'English' boy asked.

"Shut up, Keito. That was my question!" Ryutaro looked up at Okamoto who bowed his head down and muttered a quick apology.

"Eee, I thought we were just pushing Chinen into getting the courage to do something he chose to do, Yuto, you tricked me again and pulled us in your crooked plans again!" Yamada pointed at Yuto's face and his finger was right on the boy's nose.

"But my plan is flawless~!" Yuto whined and caught Yamada's finger between his teeth.

"Wah! Why are you always trying to eat my meat?" Yamada used his other hand to tickle him so he'd open his mouth.

"Wahaha!" Yuto laughed and let go of the finger, before hugging his best friend for no apparent reason, making the two of them start giggling together.

The three others sighed, "Just date already!" They said all at the same time. Really, it wouldn't surprise anyone if those two secretly liked each other, well, Yuto liking Yamada would be less surprising since Yamada was still after some girl from his class who didn't want him and after Chinen's sister, like his best friend was. Go figure.

Yuto poked Chinen again. "Next weekend, your parents and your sister aren't home, right?" Chinen nodded at that, it was true, his folks were going away for two days for his sister's figure skating competition in Sapporo, "And you still didn't get to kiss Takaki properly, ne~" Yuto said. The little one blushed at that, he and Yuya shared kisses daily, now that he was more comfortable with it since they've been dating since the end of July and it was now early November and also because he thought that he should get over the Hashimoto incident.... But still, what Yuto said embarrassed him since what Yuto meant by kiss Takaki properly was making out with Takaki.

"So, what I'm saying is this. Have a date together in the daytime then invite him to your place in the evening... A romantic evening. I can lend you a DVD, candles, romantic music and stuff, if you want." Yuto winked.

"Seriously, stop watching girl movies." Keito wondered why Yuto would need those, the guy was single.

"That is so tacky..." Morimoto complained.

"How do you come up with such cheap cliche plans." Yamada asked.

"Hey!" Yuto pouted, "The movie is just an excuse to sit together, snuggle and sit in Takaki's lap! Then, the candles, which will have some sweet smell will set the mood and Takaki will realize how good Chii looks in that kind of lighting and he won't be able to stop himself~" Yuto narrated a little story that made no sense to the others. "And they'll kiss, over and over again, intense, hot, passionate kisses, hands all over each other... And soon enough, they'll go a little further and close the door of Chii's room behind them and do stuff Ryutaro can't hear about..." Yuto sighed, this sounded kind of dreamy to him, "My plan can't fail, the mood will be perfect for love-making~"

The others blinked, stared with wide eyes and their mouths agape.

"WHAT?!" They all yelled in unison.

"...okay, I'm leaving." Ryutaro left quickly, headed for the dressing room to get a manga he left in his pocket, shaking his head. The others didn't even notice the youngest member leaving, as they were still in shock. Especially Chinen, since, contrary to popular belief, he knew what that meant.

"Wasn't he just supposed to kiss Takaki to reverse the Hasshi spell?!" Yamada stuttered.

Keito blinked, confused. "Hasshi spell? As in that junior who makes fans literally die in their seats during Shounen Club? Hashiomoto-smaller-version-of-KAT-TUN-in-one-boy?" He asked, but got ignored by the still shocked Chinen and the bickering Yamajima duo.

"Didn't you follow the plan? He does kiss him in it!" Yuto said, "Just that, well, Hashimoto-kun took his first kiss and... well... Takaki could have that other first time." He whispered and made quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

"Hashimoto-kun took Chinen-kun's first kiss?" Keito asked, why was he always the last one who learns things like that?

"...so you want Chii to have sex? At 13?" Ryosuke asked, still blinking like an idiot.

"Kinda?" Yuto nodded, "Besides, he's 14 at the end of the month." He turned to Chinen, "I'll give you internet links that have all you need to know, ne." He winked.

"...are you completely daft, bloke? He can't learn from the internet. It's totally different... I think. My dad says so, anyways." Keito said, thinking about it for a second, but his still very innocent mind went blank when he tried to think about this in details, "Anyways, when it comes to plans, you're a complete douche bag." The English-y boy added.

"Seriously, if I was Chinen, I'd punch you really hard. Sex isn't a joke, you know?" Yamada pointed Yuto with an accusing finger. "Pervert, you're corrupting everyone again."

The gossip-master was insulted. "Am NOT a pervert! I'm trying to help, and I don't see you try, you bunch of m--" Yuto protested but got interrupted by his unhappy best friend.

"Bunch of what? Morons? That would make three of us, since you're definitely being one right now and I'll be dam--" Yamada stopped scolding when he felt Chinen pulling at the hem of his shirt, "Chii?"

They all looked at the petite boy, "It's okay, Yama-chan. I understand that you're a bit horrified by this, ne..." Chinen said, "This... isn't such a bad plan, na." He said, smiling weakly.

"What are you saying, Chinen?" Keito asked and looked at the little boy

"Not like I didn't want my first time to be with Yuuyan anyways, and we've been together for a bit, so it's not exactly rushing," The little one replied, "I wouldn't want to do it with anyone else...and if it has to happen that day, then, I think I'd be ready. I told Yuya I'd give myself to him completely and... that's part of it, too, yes... I... thought about it a few times, actually..." Yuuri looked down at the floor.

"Yeah, I still think it's a miracle that he didn't jump or dump you already, I mean, 5 months without sex is pretty long and... this is Takaki-kun." Yuto stopped when he realized that Chinen was glaring at him. Yamada and Keito both whacked Yuto over the head and that made Chinen smile. Ah, it was so easy to make people do what he wants to do without saying anything.

"How the heck would you know anyways?" Yamada asked and raised an intrigued eyebrow, his hands on his hips.

"Well, I talked with Kamenashi-senpai when Akanishi-senpai was gone, he said it was long and felt that he had needs to fill and that he really needed to fu--..." Yuto got his best friend's hand covering his mouth before he could finish.

"Too much information. Stop hanging around him, I tell you." Yamada kept his hand over the older boy's mouth. Making Yuto unable to speak for a bit was surely the best thing to do right now.

"So... what are you going to do about this, Chinen-kun?" Keito asked, wondering if he should worry over this or anything like that.

The acrobat boy shrugged. "I think I should worry about how comfortable we are when we're talking about sex?" Chinen shook his head and giggled, pulling his cell phone out, "I'm going to text him..."

He went to a corner, to write his text message. His heart was pounding as he wrote the few lines that were to lead Takaki to spend a night with him. Not like he needed to go along with Yuto's plan, he'd be happy if they just spent time together anyways. They never even talked about sex together, so, thinking about going straight for it was surely a bad idea.

We'll just see... I'm turning 14, it's been 5 months. If it is to happen, I'll be ready... after reading up about this, maybe I'll be even more ready...and... Hashimoto can go to hell!

Chinen gulped and pressed the send button.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 5: Impossibilities are overrated.

2008-07-11T23:50:03Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Five: Impossibilities are overrated.
Pairings: Hints.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~I am Johnny's affair~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Hasshi and Kamei go shopping and talk about stuff.

Today, the former J.J.Express' members had decided to go shopping. Inoo, Fukazawa and Daiki couldn't make it, since Inoo was in the hospital for a check up and Daiki's mother won't let him come out before his room was clean, which wasn't about to happen, since Daiki flipped the place over to find his favorite belt for that outing. Fukazawa had some studying to do and Takaki's presence was out of question, so it was only Kamei and Hashimoto.

In a clothing store, Hasshi was checking himself out in the mirror, deciding if he should or should not buy this outfit. It was the kind of clothing his mother and sister wouldn't totally agree on because they were far from a nearly fourteen year old boy's clothes. They lacked color and they really highlighted his more mature traits that made him look a lot older than he was. He thought he looked kind of cool.

"Kamei?" Hasshi blinked when his friend came out of the dressing stall he was in. This was about the twentieth shirt Kamei tried today and still, he didn't find what he wanted. Hasshi noticed something about the shirts Taku tried, they were all red, "Dude, you're not going to try every red shirt they have, right?" Hasshi asked his band mate.

"No, not everything. I just really want a red shirt but I can't find one I want." The other answered, sighing because the one he was wearing wasn't good enough.

"How about yo--- haah?" Kamei looked at his friend and blinked, jaw dropped, "Dressing to impress someone, Hashimoto?" He asked, looking at the other from head to toes.

Hasshi shrugged. "Maybe?" He answered, "And how about you? Why do you want a red shirt so badly?"

Kamei raised an eyebrow, "Because I noticed I have none that still fit me?" The older male answered.

"Aa." Ryousuke nodded, still paying attention to himself in the mirror. Takaki would totally eat his heart out if he saw me like this. He smirked to himself, thinking that someone else he knew could enjoy seeing him in such an outfit.

Kamei was looking in the mirror, too, looking at Hasshi's reflection instead of his own. That guy had changed in the last weeks, he spent a lot of time talking to himself aloud, smirking randomly and he obviously was starting to realize how good he looked because he showed it a lot. More than that and he'd get a 12 feet tall neon sign that says I'm hot."Hm, got something to ask you, mate." Kamei asked. He'd heard stuff at the jimusho, and checking wouldn't hurt. Really, Hasshi had been talking to him only little lately.

"Go on, I'm listening." The younger boy said.

Taku thought that this needed some kind of intro since going straight for the goal would be weird. "Ne, lately... You've been... distant." He started, "You've changed, too. You talk differently, act differently, dress differently... Is it.... is it because of... Takaki?" He whispered the name of he-who-should-not-be-named.

Hasshi didn't cringe like he usually does when hearing the name, "Yuya? Of course not, he moved on and so did I, we're over." He answered.

"So, you have your eyes on someone else?" Kamei asked.

"No..." Hashimoto turned to his friend, "Are you suspecting me of something, dude?" He could see how Kamei didn't sound really comfortable with the situation.

"No..." Kamei said, shaking his head. "...yes." He sighed. He wasn't too good with lying.

"What is it?" Ryousuke asked, "If you have something to ask, just ask."

"It's just... I heard some stuff about you in the jimusho... I just... can't believe Yuto this time. Tell me it's not true." The older said. Hasshi shrugged as he went back in the stall and closed the curtain.

"Whatever. It's not true. I said it. Satisfied?" He answered from behind the curtain. Kamei went to change out of the red shirt himself, in the stall right next to Hasshi's.

"Of course I'm not, mate! You don't even know what I'm talking about and you don't care." Taku protested.

"You're right. I don't know what the hell you're on about and I don't really care." Hasshi shrugged as he slipped his own jeans back on himself.

Oh, no, you won't ignore me. Kamei came out of his cubicle and just butt into Hasshi's cubicle, this was a private conversation and he didn't want the world to know about this.

"What the heck are you doing?" The younger but taller one complained.

"Listen, mate. I hate Nakajima's gossips, but he's never been wrong about the crap he says, so answer me," Kamei whispered as he pointed at Hasshi's face. "Is it true that you kissed Chinen, in front of his boyfriend who happens to be your ex?" He asked.

How does he know that?? Hasshi did what he could to keep a straight face. "No, I didn't." He lied at his friend's face. That wasn't in his habits but the last thing he needed was his friend worrying about him or getting involved in this. "Yuto's not always right, Kamei, you know? Especially when the rumors are about you." Hasshi said.

Kamei blinked at that. Yuto gossiped about him? "Unless it's true that you own a life-size Kuroki Meisa poster, or that you have a crush on the Jounetsu Rainbows leader." The younger shrugged, remembering that stuff Yuto said but that he never bothered with.

Kamei's eyes widen, "I do NOT." His voice squeaked when he said it. Ryousuke shrugged.

"See? He's not always right, so, yeah. Don't believe all you hear from the little mouse." Hasshi stepped out of there when he was dressed again and was soon followed by Kamei, who noticed a male sales clerk chuckling at them.

"And by the way," Hasshi took a red shirt from a clothes rack, "That one looked real good on you. Buy it." He threw it at him.

"...okay?" Kamei blinked.

"And... you're a very bad liar. Don't you know that I know who that person who likes red is?" Hasshi snorted, "You'll catch his attention with that shirt, for sure." The younger guy winked at him and poked his side.

"Oh! Shut up!"

They went and paid for their stuff, both thinking that the other knows maybe a bit too much...or that Yuto might be thrown down a high building in a near future.

ジタバタ純情- Chapter 4: Communication is the key! pt.2

2008-07-06T19:54:33Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Four: Communication is the key! pt.2
Pairings: Hints.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~You're talking to Mrs. Kitagawa here. OF COURSE THEY'RE MINE.~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: YamaJimaChii pajama party, 'nuff said.

A sleepover. This was probably the smartest thing Chinen did in ages.... It was him, the basement, Yama-chan, Yuto, a lot of sweets and every DVD in his collection. This was the perfect plan to get the last few days off of his mind. Everything was perfect until...

"Here, boys. I made cookies and I thought you'd like them." His older sister came downstairs and put a platter of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and three glasses of milk on the little table in the middle. Chinen pouted, because he knew that everyone who met her instantly had a crush on her, it wasn't the first time Yamada and Nakajima saw her and they were under the spell since a bit. That witch.

"Thank you, Saya-san~" The 'Yamajima' duo said together while Chinen grumbled.

"You're welcome, boys." And she did it. That wink that makes them all turn to goo in an instant. Chinen watched as the two of them melted in front of his sister. What was so awesome about her? She wasn't sexy at all, she looked like a child and looked a lot like him, really. If he started wearing pigtails, no one would be able to tell the difference... Unless Chinen starts bullying Ryutaro, because his sister was too sweet for that.

"Thanks, Saya, now can you disappear or something?" Yuuri asked, folding his arms on his chest.

"She can stay. No reason to leave." Yamada said, taking one of the cookies.

"Yesh, I shay sho choomph. (Yes, I say so too.)" Yuto added, with a cookie already stuffed in his mouth.

"Oishiiiiiii!" The both of them squealed. Chinen thought there was some kind of poison in the cookies so he didn't touch his share.

Yuuri looked at his older sister, "I know you're here for some sly reason, witch woman, leave." He shooed his sister away.

"Ne, Yuuri, how is it going on with Takaki-kun?" The girl asked with a raised eyebrow and a smirk on her face. Making her little brother shut up and blush was an art for her.

That witch!! The smaller Chinen didn't want to talk about that.

"Yeah, that's a good question, you don't blabber about Takaki as much as before." Yamada said, between two bites. The smaller boy cringed at that.

Play it natural, Yuuri. He told himself. "We're fine. We're... great. Lately, we bought matching rings." Chinen showed the ring on his left hand's ring finger proudly, smiling.

The three others gasped. "On this finger!?"

Chinen didn't get it. "It's just a finger, want me to show you guys another one that's not as nice?" He glared at them. What was going on this time?

"What did he say when he gave it to you?" Saya asked.

"'Be mine, Chii.' Why?" Chinen rose his eyebrows at all the giggling and whispering between them.

Yuto pointed him, "He so proposed to you!!"

"Huh, what? No way! We're just 13 and 17, he didn't! You make no sense, dork!" He sent a pillow flying to Yuto's face. "I... I wouldn't feel worthy of this, anyways." Chinen added, sadness in his voice. He pouted and put his teddy bear, Satoshi-chan, over his face.

"Why not? You love him, and you told me a million times that you'd marry him and bear his child anytime if you could." Yamada tilted his head to the side. Chinen was blushing, thinking about the reason why he felt so unworthy...and the reason why he talked about such things with Yamada.

"What happens at a sleepover..." The smallest male started.

"Stays at the sleepover." Two out of the three of the others answered him.

He sat up on the couch and looked at them. "The other day, after practice... I had... my first kiss." Yuuri admitted in a small voice then hid his face in shame.

Saya squealed and Yamada pouted, wondering when the heck he'd get his first kiss... He sure hoped he was going to get it from Chinen's sister.

"Oh.... really...?" Yuto blanched, this was familiar. Too familiar.

"Oh my god. So Takaki-kun finally kissed you? That's great! How was it?" The older Chinen shot questions at her brother at the speed of light.

"Not...really... how I imagined it?" Chinen answered, stammering. "Since...it...wasn't with Yuuyan..."

"WHAT?" Two of the others gasped in shock. Yuto just stared.

"...who, then?" Saya asked.

Chinen remembered but didn't want to remember him for some reason. "Hashimoto-kun." He muttered.

More gasps.

"Hashimoto? THE Hashimoto Ryousuke who makes all of us older fan girls go to hell one by one?" Saya asked. Chinen nodded at his older sister. She couldn't believe it, "Wow. How was it, Yuuri? He's a good kisser? I bet he is. Was there any tongue action~?" She asked.

"It was...strange. Yes and... yes." Takaki's little boyfriend answered each question with a word.

More gasping.

"You mean, you kissed another guy and you liked it?" Yamada asked, dropping his cookie.

Chinen hid in Satoshi-chan's plushy belly more. "...yeah? I mean, I never kissed anyone before that and.... it wasn't as gross as I thought it would be?" The little acrobat mused, "And because I liked it.... I don't think I'm very good for Yuya, right now..."

The others looked at each other.

"Kiss Takaki, then," Yuto said.

Chinen squealed and blushed furiously. "But what if I don't like it as much as I liked it with Hashimoto-kun!? I'm afraid! I don't want to risk that!" He started to shoot pillows at all of them. He didn't want his relationship to go wrong. He shouldn't think about another guy's lips.

"Well, since you love Takaki, it should be better..." Yuto said.

"Yeah, that's actually a good idea." Yamada agreed.

"Right! And talking, boys. Communication is the key." Saya added.

Chinen grumbled. "How would you guys know? You're all single..." He groaned, then screamed in Satoshi-chan's belly. Why am I so dumb!?!

The little Ohno fan pulled a blanket over his head and hugged his plush toy tightly. "Okay, end of conversation, I don't wanna talk about it anymore, my mistake. I'm tired. Yawn, yawn, YAWN. GOOD NIGHT." Yuuri decided to close the topic. This wasn't something he wanted to talk about tonight.

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 3: Communication is the key!

2008-07-05T18:19:36Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Three: Communication is the key!
Pairings: TakaHasshi, TakaChii, Hasshinen, hinted MatsuInoo
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~You're talking to Mrs. Kitagawa here. OF COURSE THEY'RE MINE.~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Takaki getting horny over a recent 'accident'?

"Otsukare-chan, everyone!" Koyama cheered at the exhausted boys.

Backstage after this month's Shounen Club, boys were changing and talking to each other, complaining about how they could have been better on the stage and some were boasting about this being their best performance to date. Some weren't happy because this was J.J.Express's last Shounen club, seeing that there were only two members remaining from the Hey! Say! slaughter since Kamei and Hashimoto weren't chosen and Fukazawa had decided that he was leaving.

On a chair, in his corner, Takaki Yuya was staring at the ceiling. He couldn't think about Shounen Club or about the fact that he'll debut in exactly a month. There was something printed on his mind, an image from a not so distant past. It was Chinen and Hasshi kissing on that practice day. Each time he thought about it, his cheeks turned pink because he was frustrated about the fact that Hasshi stole Chinen's first kiss, because he felt ashamed that he didn't have that kiss though it was meant for him and he was embarrassed because that image actually followed him in his dreams at night, which caused a little trouble in the morning.

"Look over there, Takaki! Flying Sasquatches!"

Takaki really did look up, trying to spot a Sasquatch. In the state he was in, he could believe in anything. If Hasshi and Chinen could share a kiss, impossibilities surely couldn't exist.

"Okay, dude. That's the sixth time you fall for this today." Arioka Daiki sat next to the guy who was two times his band mate, followed by Inoo Kei who took the seat at the other side of Takaki.

"What is going on with you exactly?" They asked in unison.

"I'm okay." Takaki sighed and leaned back against his chair, made it tilt back and fell with it. Inoo and Daiki looked at each other, Arioka couldn't help but laughing and Inoo stared at Takaki with wide eyes.

"Yeah, right, man." Daiki held a hand out.

"Guys who are okay don't stare at the ceiling for hours, fall for the stupid flying sasquatches thing or fall on their bums randomly." Inoo also held a hand out. Takaki took both their hands and accepted their help. Once he was up again, he picked his chair up and set it down to sit on it again.

"You worry us, dude." Daiki told him. Takaki looked down at his feet, wondering if he should share what his problem was, especially with all those people around.

"Does it have something to do with Chinen-kun?" Inoo asked, worry in his eyes.

Takaki turned to him with wide eyes, how could he get it right in one shot? "Yeah..." Takaki sighed.

"Waah, already a couple matter." Daiki said, awed at how little time it took.

"Whatever it is, we can listen, we're buddies, ne." Inoo smiled at him, "Besides, My boyfriend and I have been together for almost four years now, if I can't help you, I don't know who will." Inoo chuckled.

"Four... years?" The two others stared, impressed. Daiki had been with his girlfriend for what? 4 months? And Takaki and Chinen still counted their relationship in weeks, to make it sound longer.

Takaki decided that he should maybe talk about it. It was no good to keep it for himself, after all. He looked left and right, in case someone was paying attention to them. He talked in a small voice. "Yuuri... Hasshi... took his first kiss. Right in front of me. After practice." He told them. Inoo stared with eyes as wide as ping-pong balls and Daiki's fell off of his seat.

"WHAT?!" They exclaimed in sync.

"Shhhh!" Takaki shushed them as he pulled his shorter band mate up.

"This is... unexpected." Inoo said, "Talked about it with, uhm, either of them?"

Takaki nodded at this. "With Chii, yes. He kept on saying it was a freak accident and that he didn't do it. He said that he didn't want to talk about it and that I should forget it... I don't even know what to think about it." The oldest said, sighing. "He's avoiding me, too."

Inoo looked at Daiki, and mouthed Say something!.

"No, you say something, mister It's-been-almost-four-years!" Arioka pointed him.

"Well, I'm dating someone much manlier than Chinen, so I can't guess what's in his head easily. You're dating a girl and that's the closest thing to Chinen, say something!" Inoo pointed back at Daiki and got Takaki growling and glaring at him. Inoo muttered a quick apology but still meant everything he just said.

"I don't know... kiss Chinen and everything will be back in place?" Daiki suggested.

"You really think so?" Takaki asked. "I mean... I kind of want to know what in this world made Hasshi do that, Yuuri is mine, after all..." Yuya pouted.

"Just a question like that, man, uhm, how did, uhm, seeing Chinen making out with your ex made you feel?" Daiki asked.

"They weren't making out! Uh, I don't know, really. It was kind of dark..." Takaki hit his face with his palm 6 times.

"Still... answer me, instead of mutilating yourself." The younger boy insisted, even if Inoo was shaking his head 'no' and making an 'X' with his arms.

Takaki blushed again, thinking about it.

"Don't tell me you got horny over it, perv." Inoo shook his head.

"He surely even had a wet dream of two about it, too..." Daiki sighed.

"Shut up, you two! It's... after the anger and confusion... and fear.... you know what kicks in next, no? You would have thought the same way!" Takaki tried to defend himself.

"Sure, I'd get horny over Hasshi and Chinen... when they won't be 13 or something?" Daiki snorted.

"Shut up, Dai-chan." Inoo cut, "Okay... I think you're mentally deranged for thinking this was hot, because I think I'd cry if Macchan kissed someone else." Inoo shivered at the thought. "But, there is only one advice I can give... talk to them. Both of them. Probably not at the same time, but do try." He said.

"Yeah, and kiss Chinen." Arioka pinched Takaki's cheek.

"...shut up, Dai, I'm not done." Inoo said, "Really, I think Hasshi is trying to make you jealous... or something." He scratched the back of his head to find a logical reason why Hasshi would do that.

"Or, he's trying to steal him away from you?" Daiki said.

Silence between the three. "You really think he'd do that?" Takaki gulped.

"Hasshi can be cold but he's not a bastard. The guy has quite a pure heart, still very innocent and far from mean, ne. Only a kid, too." Daiki said.

"Hashimoto Ryousuke? Innocent? You've never been locked in a closet with him. He can really s---" The older boy found Inoo's hand over his mouth, silencing him.

"Stop corrupting minors. And I'm talking about Dai-chan and I, in that case. If something like this happens with Chinen, please spare us the details." Inoo was getting paler, if they weren't talking about those kids in the NHK Hall backstage, he maybe would have let Takaki go on. "Like I said. Talk about it. And kiss Chinen. Whatever. Communication is the key, okay?" Inoo said and took his hand away from the guy's mouth.

"Let's beat it, now." Daiki said.

"Alright... thanks, guys." Takaki smiled, he felt lighter already. Talking had really been a good idea...

When the three now Hey! Say! Jump boys went away, something came out from under Inoo's chair. That something was actually someone from Hey! Say! JUMP called Nakajima Yuto and he had been under that chair since a bit and he heard all about Takaki's little matter.

Must... not... spread...

Fresh, juicy gossip with all the crunchy details. How could Yuto resist? He bit his lip, thinking about the fact that Yamada said that he didn't like it when Yuto spread rumors through the jimusho. Yuto's gossiping moved too fast and someone could always end up hurt because of this, Yamada once told. Those weren't rumors! They were facts, Nakajima Yuto maybe does like to gossip but he always checks his sources and this came straight from the source!

Too bad for Yama-chan.

The hyperactive Hey!Say!7 member bounced to the first person he found. "Kamei-kun! Kamei-kun! You'll never guessed what I heard, my sources are excellent as always." He started. The now former J.J.Express member sighed. He didn't feel like talking to any of the 10 JUMP members. He felt like his time in J.J.Express had been a waste of time, since JE didn't judge that his talent was good enough for debut...

"I have no time for this, mate. I have to--"

"Hashimoto-kun kissed Chinen-kun after practice the other day, right in front of Takaki-kun!"

Before Kamei could reply to this in any way, Yuto already ran away to tell someone else, who will tell someone else and so on, until the circle is complete.

This is not good.

Kamei shook his head, hoping that Yuto just heard wrong and that was going to be over soon....

ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 2: Where it all begins

2008-07-05T02:16:39Z

Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling pure heart") - Chapter Two: Where it all begins.
Pairings: TakaHasshi, TakaChii, Hasshinen
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now.
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: ~~You're talking to Mrs. Kitagawa here. OF COURSE THEY'RE MINE.~~ Me no ownie.
Summary: Takaki makes a choice. Hasshi doesn't like it and he will let him know it. In a very evil way.
Note: Hey! Say! Jump exists starting from here, not debuted, yet, though.

Shounen club practice - 10:00 AM.

That was what the huge letters on Hashimoto Ryousuke's schedule said this morning, and also what he saw at 9:52 this morning. The start of another beautiful day...

No time for breakfast. Showering, brushing teeth, putting eye contacts on, putting clothes on and taking his bag were enough. "Bye mom, I love you!" He said as he walked out the door, running excessively fast to catch the train. Once in the train, which he caught with a dash, he could relax. He was going to be be major late, not like he cared so much anyways, he could learn everything they had to teach him in a matter of minutes... Now, do not fall asleep. Last thing he needed was missing his stop. He did find a solution to this, it worked only one time on three, but it did. X-JAPAN + iPod + Full volume = no sleep.

Once at his stop, he got out of the train station and walked to the building where the practice was taking place and to the stage area inside it, where the juniors and Hey!Say!Jump were having their last practice before the next Shounen Club. There was no use for running, he was already late. He went in, trying to make himself almost invisible as he walked to the stage... Careful now, slowly... I'm almost there...

"Hasshi!" Kamei called out. Oh, dammit. Couldn't he be sick for another week?

If there were a few things Hasshi hated about massive Shounen Club practices, lately, they were: One, the fact that the dressing rooms are always a mess. Two, the fact that he is always late. Three, the fact that even if he sneaks in like a shadow, he always gets spotted by someone.

Hasshi turned to his band mate with a forced smile and wondered who'd be faster at reaching him, Kamei or the mad dance instructor? Of course, with his luck, it was the dance instructor who gave him a round of "This is the last time you're arriving late on my practice, blah, blah, blah." She then clapped her hands to attract the attention of all the juniors and told them that they'll start practice all over again, all thanks to 'dear Hashimoto-kun'. There were sighs of complaints all over from various junior members.

"Way to go, Hashimoto!" Nikaido Takashi called from his place.

She made them go through an intense dance session with no break. Soon enough, every Junior was thinking about some way to commit suicide to finally stop suffering.

"Okay, over. Good job, everyone, I hope you'll do the same on Shounen Club." The woman told them, clapping her hands, "Except for Takaki-kun, you stay. Oh, and Hashimoto-kun, I need to talk to you after this." The teacher said.

"Why Takaki-kun, sensei?" A little being asked from Takaki's lap.

"Because he's really stiff and I don't want him to be like that on stage." The teacher said.

Takaki was trying to get up but the little person in his lap didn't want to leave his lap. "Chi~ne~n Yuu~ri." Takaki whined, "Get off of me... I have to dance..." Takaki sighed, not really feeling like redoing the whole Shakalaka thing.

"But... I don't want to be alone...and... you're still going to walk me home, right?!" Chinen asked him with his big puppy eyes.

"Sure, I will. Now go borrow Yamada-kun's lap, alright? I'll be back soon." Takaki said when Chinen finally got up and let him get up.

Yamada, who was about to leave with his best friend Yuto, turned when he was mentioned. He shook his head, took Chinen's hand and pulled him to the seats, where Hasshi had settled down with his iPod in the center of second row. Yamada cleared his throat.

"Hashimoto-kun? Uhm, I have a kind of problem, here..." He started.

"Oh, well, I predict that you're going to have another one soon." Hasshi replied dryly to the boy with whom he shared a first name.

Yamada winced, Hasshi was not in the mood, apparently. "Well, okay, listen. This is my band mate Chinen Yuuri, he really is a spoilt kid and he needs a lap to sit on or he'll start crying and stuff, there will be snot all over the hall. No, he doesn't sit on chairs like normal people." Yamada explained, "Please let him sit on your lap for a bit? Since I really have to leave now! Please! You'd save my life and I'd totally owe you one..." Yamada bowed. Although he liked Chinen, he didn't like his spoilt child attitude. It was very annoying at times, especially when he was about to go shopping with Yuto.

Hasshi sighed. He could make Yamada go through some kind of hell later so, why not? The Chinen kid couldn't be all that bad and he was kind of cute in the right lighting. "Fine! And don't forget you owe me one." He pet his lap.

"Thank you, Hashimoto-kun!" Yamada said before leaving with Yuto. Chinen immediately sat on the offered lap, smiling and wrapping one of Hasshi's arms around his waist, like it was a car's seat belt.

Luckily, Hasshi's view was blocked by little Chinen, that surely was the bright side of the situation. He wouldn't have to see Takaki's failed excuse for a hip-roll.

"So... Chinen-kun? How old are you? Surely too old to sit in laps, right?" Hasshi asked, trying to distract himself from the imminent boredom.

"I'm just 13." The little one replied, pulling something out of his pocket.

No way, he can't be my age! Hasshi couldn't believe it, this little bit of a person was as old as he was.

Hashimoto was about to try and make Chinen admit that he really was 6 years old when something caught his attention, something Chinen was doing. The little guy in Hasshi's lap was holding a colorful little item and looked like he was gradually making it longer.

"What's this?" He asked. Chinen looked back at him and dangled the thing in front of the slightly older boy's face.

"A scoubidou." Chinen said, "My sister showed me how to do them. I just got the hang of the tornado stitch. I can't stop anymore!" He giggled and continued with his stitching. "This one is for Yama-chan and I'll make a bracelet for him!" Chinen said, proudly. "Do you want me to make one for you, too, Hashimoto-kun?"

Hasshi stared. Where did I see that before? He saw an image from before that had something to do with those scoubidou things. A scoubidou, pink, heart, keys... No way. He squeezed Chinen a bit tighter. He gulped. If what he was thinking about was right, Hasshi would feel like shooting himself. Or shooting Takaki.

He tried to relax. "Oh, why not?" He said, looking over at that thing that was to belong to Yamada soon.

"Alright, what color do you want it? Name two to three colors." Chinen asked, smiling.

"Purple, blue, red." He said randomly.

"Okay~ I'll make one for you!" Chinen replied.

Hasshi followed his intuition and asked. "Ne, Chinen, are you able to make it into a heart shape?"

Chinen giggled. "I am! But.. do you mind if I don't make a heart for you? I only make hearts for my..." Chinen blushed and muttered the last word.

"Huh?" Hasshi raised an eyebrow, squeezing Chinen even more, making the boy wince.

"...For my boyfriend..." Chinen pointed Takaki on the stage with the teacher.

At that, Hasshi felt like his heart shattered into pieces, once more. That person Takaki left him for a few months ago... it was Chinen! This puny little person! The little runt who acted like he was 6 instead of 13! Hasshi felt like crushing the little boy in his lap, blowing him to pieces... but only for a second before he started thinking.

So, he's that person who makes Takaki all that happy, huh? Ryousuke felt like puking only thinking about it. He got his heart broken and stomped over for this little brat?!

Suddenly, something clicked in Hasshi's brain. Chinen + Takaki = Happy Takaki, so, Takaki - Chinen = Unhappy Takaki? This was the meanest thing he ever thought of, and weirdly, he liked it. His ex-boyfriend suffering sounded really nice, to him, at least. Especially after that fake love he gave him and giving him a taste of his own poison surely can't be too bad... What better weapon is there than the enemy's? Conquer it, use it against him, destroy him. Perfect.

Hasshi smirked to himself, thinking that there is no better time than now for this. "Chinen-kun, I think I have something on my face, could you take a look?" Hasshi asked.

The little lad in his lap turned around, "It's kind of dark, I can't see i---" Chinen's squinting eyes went wide with surprise as he felt... a pair of lips over his. He was frozen with surprise, what's going on?! He barely knew Hashimoto and he just kissed him, like that? This was a bit too weird for him.

On the stage, the dance instructor turned, leaving Takaki to his dancing so she could find Hasshi. "Hashimoto-ku-- whoa." The woman gasped as she saw something that should not be happening. "Takaki-kun?"

Takaki looked at her. "Yes, sensei?" He answered.

"Isn't Chinen-kun your boyfriend?" She asked, staring, not sure of how the boy will react.

"Yes, why?" Yuya asked, following her eyes to see what she was looking at.

Yuya's jaw dropped. He stopped breathing and became completely red. What was his ex doing, kissing his boyfriend? "What...?!" Takaki jumped off the stage, which, luckily, wasn't too high. He went to the second row, in the center, where the two boys were... kissing.

"What the hell is going on!?" Takaki asked. That was when Hasshi's lips left a stuttering Chinen's. The little boy looked deeply disturbed by this and Takaki thought Hasshi had gone completely insane! Takaki was going to send Hashimoto to hell or something when suddenly...

"This... wasn't meant to happen!! It's a mistake!!" Chinen yelled in an utterly high pitched tone. Takaki and Hasshi jumped in surprise. The little boy's eyes were filled with tears and he started sniffing, "This... this was my first kiss!!! I was saving it for Yuya!! I won't forgive you!" With that, the short boy jumped off of Hasshi. He broke into a run and wailed his way out of there.

Takaki looked between the running Chinen and Hasshi, taking a few steps back. "You. We'll talk about this. Later." He pointed Hasshi, then he ran after his quick little boyfriend. "Yuuri, wait for me!"

Still in his seat, Hasshi was smirking and not really caring about the scolding he was about to get from his dance teacher about his tardiness. It was so nice to see Chinen running in tears because of him and Takaki fearing him. He was almost satisfied with what he had done....

Almost satisfied.