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ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 19: The Bachelor! 
12th-Dec-2008 11:49 pm
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Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 19: The Bachelor!
Pairings: A few.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: Boys in love with each other?
Disclaimer: HAAHAHAHAHHAHAA. No.
Summary: Yabu and Hikaru try hard. Too hard at times. And you have a say in this story, reader-chan.


That was it. Yabu Kouta and his partner-forever Yaotome Hikaru had it. They were tired of Takaki. Fed up, sick and couldn’t stand him anymore... especially if he was going to stay like that. Always staring at Chinen when he was texting someone, when he was talking on the phone with Hasshi (they guessed it was Hasshi because the only other 'Ryousuke' they knew of was Yamada and most of the time, Yamada was in the same room or close enough, so it wasn't him) or when Chinen and Hasshi were leaving together to who-knows-where...

So, they went boyfriend hunting. Willing or not, Takaki Yuya was going to have someone. A boyfriend, a fake boyfriend, a new best friend, a butt-slut, whatever! He just needed someone so he'd be less annoying; Takaki's mood was killing the JUMP dynamism.

"Hey there, looking for a boyfriend?"

"A dorky and smart person?"

"A cute and sexy dude?"

"A stylish and hot guy?"

"A children lover? A funny brother?"

"A snazzy boy who can rock our world?"

"Well, we have a deal for you! A boy you can't refuse, JUMP's one and only Takaki Yuya!"


...but it wasn't so great. Hikaru and Yabu put full effort into matching Takaki with someone, exposing all his good sides and how good it was to date him. They went to see everyone. They even tried to add some 'extras' to Takaki, like Yabu's watch or Hikaru's guitar... but the results weren't satisfying.

"What a waste of time!" Hikaru groaned after his shower, "How come NO ONE wants to date Takaki?!"

"Took a look at him, lately? He looks horrible. That's why." Kouta, who was already halfway dressed in the 'locker room', was messing with his phone. "We're not doing it the right way." He added, not looking up from his cell phone a second. "Falling in love happens, no one makes it happen. It just does."

"Thanks for the wise words, Dalai-Lama, but that didn't get Takaki anyone." The younger of the two said. "No one said yes!"

The leader didn't look up but still answered his pal, "Yes, some people did accept the offer, but you had too much junk in your ears to hear it." He replied, "You should pay attention."

The other boy, who was trying to remember where his locker was, swore a few times. He wished they didn't stay so long after practice to call people about this, he wished they left earlier so he could have dropped by his girlfriend's place of work... and he wished Arioka was here, Hikaru didn't remember where his locker was when the guy wasn't here since Daiki's was next to his and now there were no shorties to orientate him. "Who said yes?" He asked, observing lockers.

Yabu finally pressed the 'send' button on his phone and put it in his bag, "We have Kitayama-kun, Shoon, Tegoshi-kun, Yama-chan, Dai-chan, Funabiki, Kyomoto and weirdly, Nozawa." He said, "Can I vote against Nozawa? He wants to sabotage our group." Or so said Kamei, whatever, Yabu trusted his boyfriend more than he trusted Nozawa.

"Agreed." Hikaru said. "Who else?"

They were going to eliminate people like this until they found something appropriate... or not.

"I wouldn't be able to stomach Shoon with Takaki," Yabu said, making a gesture like he was about to vomit. Just the thought of this made him feel ill.

Hikaru agreed, "Yeah, and he'd try to sex Takaki up, too." He added but then noticed that his buddy looked a little green, so he changed topic now. "Who else is out?"

"Yama-chan. I think he's in love, too... so I vote against him. I bet he's secretly dating someone or something..." Yabu said. He knew about this girl the young boy had been interested in but Yamada recently said that it wasn't really love and that someone else caught his attention. Kouta was not really sure about the truth about Yamada's love life, but he knew the boy wasn't really alone, he had a feeling...

Hikaru snorted, "Secretly dating Yuto, you mean. I'd be surprised if those two weren't dating." He replied, then went back to topic. "I vote against Kitayama-kun, he's Hashimoto-kun's close friend, he'd blow it all."

The older boy agreed. This wasn't going to work well if they chose someone too close to the 'opposing team'. "So, no to Dai-chan, too. He's very close to Chinen." Yabu pointed out, "Although that would be kind of good for him to be with someone again... still, that's a bad idea."

"Rats, man, I wanted Shorty to be it. Takaki wouldn't mind dating a small person again..." The other boy said, sighing because he wasn't about to win that bet he made with Yuto. He had to find Daiki someone as fast as possible and before the Gossip King or he'd have to face defeat. Yaotome Hikaru wasn't a loser, especially not to Nakajima Yuto. That brat.

"...and he won't again if I have a say in it. That's why I decide that Kyomoto is out." Yabu was really protective of the smaller ones. He didn't want to send another innocent little sheep to the Big Bad Wolf... Okay, Takaki wasn't all that bad, but Yabu really thought innocence was important and he didn't want Taiga to end up with a broken heart without even getting a real romance, yet. That would just be a waste.

"Tegoshi is left." Yaotome said, remembering their list.

The taller of the two made a face at that, "Yeah, but no..."

"Why not?" Hikaru questioned. The match didn't seem too bad. "They already know each other from Shabake, Tegoshi is over 14 and they have a point in common." He said, finally finding his locker, opening it and shoving his hands in it, looking for his clothes.

"Other than acting in Shabake? What?" Yabu asked, continuing to change. He was pretty surprised that those two could ever share something.

The jester snorted, "Their first name. It's Yuya."

"Idiot." Kouta whacked his comrade over the head, "Look, we can't. Tegoshi is... well... uhm.. He's really... much of..."

"You mean, he's..."

"...A sluuuuuuuuut." They completed together, really without meaning to say the same thing as the other, but it was to be expected. Tegoshi's 'sluttiness’ was now legendary in the jimusho. Yabu wasn't sure he wanted to expose Takaki and maybe other members of JUMP to that level of lewdness. Takaki was far from innocent, but there were things he probably didn't need to learn from Tegoshi.

"Then we're out of contestants." Hikaru concluded, throwing his hands up. "Game Over!"

Yabu groaned, "That's because we can't agree on someone because it's Takaki and we both imagine the same person with him... Chinen, and that's because that's who Takaki wants." He said. It was true, he couldn't imagine someone else than Chinen with that guy. "Chinen isn't an option so we're all screwed on this one."

"....yeah. But you know what? If we can't make a choice, let's not make it."

The leader boy looked up with a huge grin on his face, "Heeey, you listened to me! We're going to let Takaki fall in love and not interfere! Giving up can be such a mature idea! I'm proud of you! And surprised, actually." Yabu cheered.

"Give up? Are you stupid?" Hikaru replied and pulled his phone out of his locker after finishing with dressing up, "Let's ask a randomly chosen outsider." He composed a number and waited for the person on the other line to answer.

Yabu, on his end, almost tripped on his half-pulled up pants. "What are you doing?!"

"Shh." The younger said, "Hi, there, my beautiful Avril~" He greeted. "... I know you're working... but I don't want to talk to you, I want to talk to your sister. You’re babysitting her right now, right? The younger one, I mean. " A loud "EEEEEEE?" was heard from the phone after he asked this."Is she breaking stuff in the back store or something? ...isn’t this what four years old do for fun? Can I talk to her, then?" He asked. "Thanks, Baby, I love you." He waited for his girlfriend to give the phone to the child.

No way... Yabu couldn't believe his friend was asking a four years old child to help them on this one. He walked to his friend to listen to what the little girl was to say, though. The best ideas come from children after all, even if they aren't always the most rational ones.

"Sea-chan~ Hi. It's Hikka~" He started talking in a high-pitched voice to the kid who was giggling in the phone, "Sea, I'm going to name you a few name and tell me which one sounds like a prince charming's name, okay?" He told her, and then started to name the guys who were 'candidates' to be Takaki's partner.

"Hmmmm..." Sea was thinking about it, swinging her tiny legs while sitting on a high stool next to her older sister's cash register in the music store she worked at. "The mostest prince charming name is...."

-★- ☆ -★-Poll closed! Thanks for voting!-★- ☆ -★-
Comments 
14th-Dec-2008 07:34 am (UTC)
Heehee... read like all 19 chapters at once. *brain melts yet wants to read more* XD
I seriously love it so far! It made me laugh, sad, happy... just a bunch of different emotions! XD You practically have all the genres here! XD But awesome job on this and I look forward to the next chappy! ♥
This fic has been the most amusing one I have ever read!
14th-Dec-2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
All nineteen at once!? Are you insane, woman?! XD

Though, I'm happy you ♥ it!

...the most amusing? .////. Thank you very much for reading~ I hope I can close the poll soon to post the next chapter soon. Did you vote?
14th-Dec-2008 10:38 am (UTC)
huwaaa........Finally...It took almost 3 hours for me to read everything....^_^...But huwaaa...the ending..the ending so sad.....Why??..why??....T-T.....I cant wait for the next chapter...Hope I can read it soon..haha...^_^...Great chapter I told you...^_^...

p/s : ILUSM for this chapter..^_^
14th-Dec-2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
Three hours? O_O

Oh, yeah, the next chapter should come soon. When I close the poll, and I don't even know when I will close it.
14th-Dec-2008 12:24 pm (UTC)
looking at the polling results I guess the TakaYama fans on this community rule supreme behind the TakaChii ones? lol that's uncreative! (btw you should have put up a box saying "Other - Please Specify in Comments" just to see what people would come up with *fufu*)



awesome chapter X3
and uh yeah I'm procrastinating...
*will go back to studying in a minute*

btw my inner Kouhei just came up with the idea of a "Boyfriend for Sale" or "Boyfriend Auction" or something...involving someone going "Ugh, I'll give you 5000yen if you shut up!" - "And then you'll get this spiffy young chap for free!" - "Whatever..." - "Here you go!" - "What the...who mentioned having him handcuffed to me??" - "See it as a little help from the god of love!" - "What the fuck are you on?? HEY!" - "SAY!JUMP!" - "Oh fuck you....."
14th-Dec-2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
OMGLOLILU. <3
14th-Dec-2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
This chapter was funny!!!
Since the lasts chapters, I thought longer about Yabu with Kamei, and now I loooove! I'm going to reread and appreciate even more!

I wanted Yuya back with Hasshi... But a takaHiro or a Kitahiro would be unusual and very interessant!
*happy to see the competition between Tegoshi and Yamada*

And it is a great idea to do this poll!! =]
I wish you to have fun writing the end :)
14th-Dec-2008 07:17 pm (UTC)
You like Yabu and Kamei? GREAT. NOW SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE GENIUS IN THIS PAIRING.

So, you voted for Kitayama? (Esther, on dit 'interesting' en Anglais, 'interessant' c'est en Français, en passant.)

Of course~ Thanks for reading~ And it's actually not the end yet, just that I ran out of idea and I wanted people to have a say in the story.
15th-Dec-2008 01:34 am (UTC)
← Special icon for this comment!! (o^_^o)
I just read all 19 chapters
*wants to read more xD*
Looks like Yamada Ryosuke is in the lead.
Sorry, I'm a bit biased when it comes to Yamada Ryosuke OTPS
*gets shot*

Please update soon ne~?

15th-Dec-2008 03:01 am (UTC)
Cute icon!

No worries, I'll close the poll soon and get to writing the next chapter. I'm already writing it actually, many version, depending on the winner.

Weirdly, Yamada isn't leading anymore. O_O This will change by tomorrow, I'm pretty sure. XD I'd be amazed if someone like Kyomoto won. XD
15th-Dec-2008 02:37 am (UTC)
Like some other people, I read all 19 chapters at once xD ♥

Hikaru agreed, "Yeah, and he'd try to sex Takaki up, too." He added but then noticed that his buddy looked a little green, so he changed topic now.

...*o* i never thought of Takaki x Shoon pairing, but that would seem hot. LOL~ ♥
15th-Dec-2008 02:44 am (UTC)
Woooo~ Liked it?

And, yeah. That could be hot. LOL.
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15th-Dec-2008 02:58 am (UTC)
Hmm... I might make your JE world complete some day? XD I don't know how I'll do it, but I think I'll give it a try.
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15th-Dec-2008 04:12 am (UTC)
Ne ne, sorry about the poll thingy, my bro likes to mess around with my stuff @_@; He's kinda really stupid in a way...*is furious at bro and sighs*
15th-Dec-2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
It's okay?
15th-Dec-2008 05:02 pm (UTC)
Now, I feel so bad and a faily musume! I haven't actually read all the chapters. Mostly...because I really don't like reading TakaChii. Playing, yes. But reading it makes me feel funky...idk why.

ANYWHOS, I just have to say, I'm going for Nozawa Yuuki. I'll have to tell you why later~ Gotta catch you on IM.

BTW, Takaki says it's not his fault that he's an emoing mess. XD

And I love the whole YabuHika trying to 'sell' Takaki XDDD that was funny.
15th-Dec-2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
No hating TakaChii, prz. And... no readie if you no wantie. But I wanted musume to read mama's work. *pout*

Nozawa. o.o
15th-Dec-2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
this is really disappointing for me xD takaki and chinen broke up :( takachii is one of my best otp but it was fun reading takachii. i really hope they will be together again. *crosses fingers* the point is it really hurts me seeing chinen get hurt in any way either physically or mentally after all chinen is my #1 fav johnny
15th-Dec-2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
Nawww, TakaChii are cute. But yeah, they broke up over Hasshi's mail, sadly. There's always hope they'll be back together, I guess? *not planned* And don't worry, Chinen won't suffer too long.
7th-Jan-2009 03:52 am (UTC)
HAHAH. I vote Tegoshi, just because I feel like subjecting Takaki to him and all his slutty glory *evil laugh* (oh, yeah and I totally heard about Tegoshi going to a love hotel with two girls or something, but that is probably widely known. and it was aaaages ago, too.)
8th-Jan-2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
NICOLE! Find more people to vote. >D

LOL, I LOVE YOUR REASON. XDDD

And... omg, did you vote for Shoon, too? He's even with Yamada, now! ... I s hould set a date for when this poll ends. Blargh. (And... ew. I heard about this before and closed my computer right after.)
21st-Jan-2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
I love your fanfic:X:X it's sooo great:D(i wanted to read all the chapters in 1 day,but i didn't have time,so i read them in 2 days^^')
I'm supporting Takahasshi^^ i hope they'll get together<33 Takaki,you meanie:-l ^^
i love your writing style:d Yuto is so funny:X:X yay for him!
hasshi T.T he's kinda mature,unlike his real personality :D :))
yabu x kamei wow this is the first time i heard of this pairing:D it's actually good.
hikaru having a girlfriend..maa i like her,though:D (lol i wanted a fully yaoi fanfic:)) ignore me inner yaoi fangirl)
24th-Jan-2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
OMG, I'm so happy you like it!! And there I still thought my fic sucked really bad. XD

Takahasshi fangirl, huh? I see, lol. I must make them interact at some point. And FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO LIKES MY YUTO! *cheers* I have so much fun writing him.

Oh, and it's absolutely normal that it's the first time you hear about YabuxKamei pairing. Kira_shadow and I are the founders of this pairing and she and I are the only people (that I know of) who write them together. You can visit her LJ, she has an awesome fic called Oretachi no Seishun that pretty much revolves around them, check it out, yo!

And, about Hikaru's girlfriend... I base her off my younger sister a bit, so, it's a good thing if you like the crazy girl. XD And... uh, sorry for your Yaoi fangirl-ness? I just can't picture Hikaru with a guy for some reason that I can't figure out. XD
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24th-Jan-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
...Woah. You make my fic sound like some kind of drug. XD

Uhm. Takaki and Chinen broke up because Takaki is chou berry jealous and doesn't take the time to understand what he sees/hears. Yes, he does love Chinen but, yeah, he's a dunce.

And, OMG, don't hate Hasshi. I make him really mean in this fic, but he's super cute for real. Though, I have a reason for writting him the way I do, that's going to be explained to you guys in another chapter.
26th-Jan-2009 04:53 am (UTC)
Took me a while to figure out what you needed me to vote on and then figured it had to be over here. XDDD

But yeah, I voted?
26th-Jan-2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
...

XD

You know, I asked you to vote because I actually wanted a winner. Shoon and Yamada are tying, that's why. And ficcie = hiatus until I know which one is the winner.
27th-Jan-2009 10:13 am (UTC)
8Dv
27th-Jan-2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
XDDDDD ILUSM.
26th-Feb-2009 11:48 am (UTC)
umm..may i ask when you will update the fic??
i'm sorry if i disturb you..^^
26th-Feb-2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
I'm working on it right now, I'm sorry about the hiatus. m(_ _)m
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