| ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 13: Rumors (pt. 2) |
[Sep. 6th, 2008|02:11 am] |
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Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Thirteen: Rumors (pt. 2)
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Nope. Can you make a difference? I'd love that.
Summary: Yuto the Gossip King strikes again and it makes Hasshi go to the Dark Side.
Sometimes, Hasshi couldn't understand why some guys went totally female when it comes to being in a couple. They shopped more often, got their hair dyed and styled the way their partners liked it, learned to cook for them, spent 24 hours on the phone with them, took an insane number of pictures with them... or, in the case of his good friend Kamei Taku, he was gone in one of the 'shove-it-in' closets with his oh-so-wonderful boyfriend Yabu.
The 'shove-it-in' closets were the famous storage rooms in the Johnny's complex and in practice sites nobody really cared about since they held the most hideous costumes in the history of Johnny's Entertainment and those who get in the rooms must never turn the lights on, or their eyes will burn. Hashimoto always thought that this was the reason why his eyesight was bad, he turned the lights on in the room where the infamous pink and fluffy costumes were and ever since, he needed glasses in school... But when the lights were off, or dimmed, the 'shove-it-in' closets are the best place to make out or have a quickie. Hasshi knew, he and Takaki spent almost all their time there and even stayed after Johnny's business hours once and came out the next morning, looking dead.
Seriously, he barely even saw Kamei at work lately and JUMP members have been complaining that Yabu always arrives either late, with a hickey or two, has zero concentration, or he just disappears in the middle of practice. Hasshi understood JUMP's problem, he had the same with his 'band' mate.
"Oi, seriously, Kamei!" Ryousuke knocked on the door hard enough to make it fall, "It's been 3 hours you've been in here! Practice is LONG OVER. Come OUT or I will come in there with a camera phone and plaster you making out with Yabu on the net!" He threatened, Sanada and Nozawa patting his back and trying to make Hasshi settle down.
Today wasn't his best day and stuff like that made Hasshi feel like kicking random old people, puppies and Morimoto Shintaro, which was very unlike himself.
The waiting trio heard a giggle. Hasshi involuntarily made a retching sound, Nozawa covered his ears and Sanada stared at the door. Kamei Taku giggled, this was just wrong.
A few instants later, the door opened and the boy they were waiting for poked his head out of the closet,
"Hiya, mates." He tried to smile at them, panting a little, with his hair all over his face. The other's faces showed something between disgust and shock while Kamei was straightening the jacket he was wearing ove his shirt, which happened to actually be Yabu's. "I didn't see the time, I had no idea practice was over."
Yabu came out, looking like nothing really happened. Maybe because he was wearing a turtleneck sweater and a hat. To hide the love bites and the mussed hair, and fight the November cold! Simple genius or expertise?
"Uhm... I have to go now, Kouta." Kamei said, blushing and obviously not really tempted by the thought of leaving his boyfriend.
The older in the couple leaned down so his forehead was against Kamei's, "It's okay, Taku." He said before planting a soft and short kiss on Kamei's lips. "Just one thing... You won't forget our date, right?"
Taku shook his head in negation, "Never. I'll be there for sure, I swear." He promised. He had no Kinpachi shooting on that day and he really, really wanted to spend time with Yabu and for once, their schedules didn't suck too much.
They stared in each other's eyes for a bit, told each other that three word sentence people in love tell each other, kissed once more and then Yabu left, muttering that he was late for something.... As if they weren't cheesy enough, when the JUMP 'leader' was about to disappear in either direction at the other end of the hall, he turned and blew a kiss to Kamei, mouthing 'I love you'.
Kamei looked like he got hit by a truck and had gone mentally retarded. Or hit by something equally powerful: love. The hearts in his eyes were almost actually visible.
Two out of the three boys around them rose eyebrows and went like 'Eeee~' together in that way audiences in variety shows do. But the third one wasn't so amazed.
"That. Was. Gross." Hasshi destroyed the lovey-dovey mood, wondering why the heck he didn't do that earlier and randomly kick Yabu in the balls just to spare himself the need to vomit he had at the moment. "Can we go now, or do I have to puke in your ugly hat first?" He pointed the thing on his friend's head.
Wow. Hasshi's not in the mood...and there I thought PMS was only for girls. Kamei shook his head and looked at his black handmade beanie, "Not ugly. Hand-knit with a lot of love." He sighed, staring at the ceiling, gone in lala-land again.
"Crap, he knits?" Sanada said, not believing it. Maybe Yabu was one of the unlucky Johnny's boys who had the 'old fart' syndrome, like the others who enjoy stuff like fishing or horse races and stuff that they aren't supposed to like before a few more decades.
Nozawa looked at the time on his phone, "I don't know about you three, but I kind of remember us having a ride, you know?"
Hasshi couldn't believe himself. He forgot about that. "CRAP. HIROPPI." He dashed off to the exit to get out as fast as he could.
Today, since he and the boys had to get a ride to Kamei's place, he abused the fact that Kitayama Hiromitsu was always spoiling him and asked him to drive them there. Hasshi didn't exactly like to take advantage of the fact that he had a senpai doting on him, but he did it a few times! Without meaning to, at times.
When the whole gang got to Kitayama's car, they saw a pouting 22 years old young man behind the wheel.
"Do you guys have any idea how long I waited?" Kis-my-ft2's oldest member complained. "I was going to leave you guys. Seriously..." He grumbled, "In fact I'm not even letting you in."
The four boys all pointed Kamei in a 'it's YOUR fault' way.
"But... Hiroppi~!" Hasshi whined, "Kamei was too busy making out with Yabu and we all waited after him!" He said exactly what everyone wanted to say. "So... forgive us, please?" He tilted his head to the side, his hair falling over his eyes slightly and pouted a little, making puppy eyes.
"Ugh." How weird was it that a junior so much younger than Hiromitsu was so much taller and still looked absolutely adorable when he pouted. "Get in." The oldest male unlocked his doors and let the boys get in. Sanada, Kamei and Nozawa were on the backseat (not too squeezed because Johnny's boys were all painfully thin and they could fit in a can of sardines) and Ryousuke had the front passenger seat because he was the spoilt junior here.
During the ride, Sanada and Nozawa, who were sitting at either side of Kamei, were counting the hickeys on the boy's neck while Hasshi was forced to sing the 'Hiromitsu is so super great and handsome~ I am nothing compared to a guy this awesome~ Please, please save my unworthy bum~' song that can be sometimes heard from the Kisumai dressing room when Kitayama is right and everyone else is wrong. It boosted his ego, too.
On the radio, Ultra Music Power started to play and Hiromitsu turned it down. If he heard it again, his head would explode.
"So, guys, what's all the secret meeting about?" He asked them, mainly to distract himself from the music. He was feeling rather lazy and tripping the station was too much of an effort.
"Kamei is being a girl and he needs advice on what to wear for a date." Sanada said, snorting at how Kamei was blushing.
Nozawa nodded, "Yeah, usually, he can choose his clothes on his own fine but now he needs all THREE of us."
Hiromitsu snorted and looked in the rear-view mirror and saw a blushing Taku. Poor kid. The guys were picking at him non-stop when he needed their help... Who needed enemies with buddies like those! And he was the older of the four boys, too, right? Though Kitayama tended to forget their age. Kids. They change age all the time and some look older when they were actually much younger, like Hasshi. And others looked younger than what they were, like Hiromitsu. Or so said the nice lady who lived next door to the Kitayamas' place. Anyways.
"So... It's the date, huh, Kamei?" The oldest male in the car questioned. A mumbled 'yes' came from the backseat. The driver simply smirked, "Don't sweat it, it's gonna be fine. Just wear whatever that can be taken off easily."
"WHOA. You guys are in the 'shove-it-in's forever and it never happened?!" Hasshi turned and stared at Kamei with wide eyes
The boy in the middle on the backseat wished he could disappear in some magic smoke screen like magicians do in Las Vegas but he couldn't Johnny's budget was too low to afford that so he just slouched lower in his seat, embarrassed.
"I.... don't get that." Nozawa admitted.
"That's because you're stupid." Kamei muttered.
Sanada, who heard what his band-mate mumbled, decided that it might be wise to do not tell Nozawa (who obviously didn't hear) what the other boy said. Yuuki and Taku weren't exactly very buddy-buddy since a while, maybe because the older boy was going out with a Hey!Say!JUMP member and that Nozawa hated the newly debuted group and wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, like all the members had black plague. He admitted to Sanada that he considered Taku as a traitor and that he wanted to break Kamei and Yabu up, but upon hearing that, Sanada hit Nozawa with a rolled up magazine saying that he'd break all three of the guy's legs before letting him ruin his friend's happiness. Kamei was happy and that was a good thing, no? Yuuma wanted this to be respected, because love is... respectable? He didn't know, he's never really felt more than crushes there and there.
Then suddenly, four different ringtones started to play in the car. '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7--' 'SI, oretachi wa--' 'Jumping to my---''Feeeeeeeveeeeeeeer'
Ryousuke knew what it meant when more than two Johnny's boys' phones rang at the same time. It meant it was time for Yuto's weekly rumor spreading mails.
"Not again...! Why does he have new material every week?" Hasshi made a disinterested face and put his hands behind his neck and rested on them, muttering about how many times he'd kick Yuto's ass if those rumors ever were about him.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!?! Sanada Shock!"
"MAN, what the hell?! Way TOO MUCH information!"
"How come people actually tell HIM stuff like that! That's being suicidal!"
There came the Shock Trio, expressing their bewilderment all at the same time.
"What? What? Tell me!" Kitayama asked. As long as they weren't about him, Yuto's gossiping could make him laugh, then make him feel like giving the boy a lesson. He had a loud mouth and that wasn't so good for an idol... But that was surely why Johnny kept Yuto and would never allow him to quit. If that guy ever got fired or quit Hey!Say!JUMP, he was prone to start a very promising career as a gossip reporter for Bubka, Friday or about any gossip magazine! For vengeance, fun, or because that was just what he was meant to do? His stuff was always accurate, too. He could ruin the old man!
The three boys looked at each other and Sanada, who decided that someone had to say something, kicked the back of the passenger seat lightly.
"Can I really say it out loud...? You don't mind?"
Hashimoto shrugged, "Like I care? Yuto's life fails." He commented, "The guy's life is so boring, he always talks about everyone else's. Why should I worry about you saying it? I'm going to hear it from someone else soon enough, anyways." He said, thinking about the fact that the said person would surely be the gossipy guy himself, and that he's probably introduce Yuto a very nice finger of his as a form of thanks... or maybe all five and a fist.
"Whoa, whoa. What's with the crankiness, Hasshi? Calm down and let the others talk." Kitayama said, remembering that Kamei's house was just a few blocks away now.
The teenager next to the driver nodded and pouted a bit.
Good boy, he understood the message. The older Kisumai member could fit in the younger crowd, could play with them and have fun with them but when someone brings the mood down, someone has to bring it back up, no?
"I'm... not sure, you all want to hear it, really? All of it?" Nozawa said, actually talking to only one of the two males on the front seats.
Ryousuke sighed, turned a bit and took the first cellphone in his reach, ignoring that the boy was calling him names and protesting. It was the second time Hasshi took his phone for nothing too good and that was kind of bad, now that the gizmo contained a few kind of incriminating pictures. If anyone found those, Kamei should move back to Australia and change his name to Joe Makaronee.
So, the youngest boy in the car finally got to read the text, that was weirdly not sent to him. What was it about if even Nozawa, who usually got a kick out of these most of the time, couldn't say it? Was is this bad? That shocking? It was Yuto, he could find anything... Maybe it was that he finally heard from 'good sources' that Kamenashi-senpai only hung out with him out of pity and Yuto wanted to share how shitty he was with the world?
"From: Nakajima Yuto
Subject: Y-Shock corner! Σ(O_O;)
Hey, everyone! (^-^)
It's Yuto's weekly 'Y-Shock!' corner~' Your best source for underground jimusho news.
I changed the title! It used to be '(ﾟoﾟ;) What you didn't know about Johnny's!'
But Y-Shock is shorter. And cooler!
I have something juicy for you, this week! d(*^o^*)b
You all know HSJ's CY-kun and TY-kun, right? They are very in love, na~
Well, last weekend, they made love for the first time~ ♥
Yes! They had sex, after an almost half a year old relationship! Yay for them! *\(^o^)/*
But this is not very shocking news, ne. I'm getting to the scoop.
While C-kun and T-kun were shakin' the sheets,
C-kun was moaning, a little like this: (*´Д`) "Oh, Yuuyan~"
But.
He moaned another guy's name at some point.
Something like this: (*´Д`) "Hash--"
Don't you all think he was about to say Johnny's Junior's HR-kun's name?
As in Hash...imoto Ryousuke-kun?
Yes~! Pinpon! But T-kun cut C-kun off!
Safe! ... Well, almost... not. I dunno, really. ┐(-_-；)┌
( o_O) "Eeeeee?", you say?
That's not even the juiciest part!
"We want to know more, Yuto! Feed our ignorant brains! щ(ﾟДﾟщ)", you say? Okay!
Remember about how horrible H-kun ('H' can stand for what-you-think, too) was in October? Kissing C-kun in front of T-kun and making him so confused! So shameful!
Wanna know what he did to them? Well, T&C are going to break up! Next week!
T-kun said it's all H-kun's fault! It so is!
Well, it will be a 'break'. I hope. Not a 'forever' break-up!
But it's still so sad for the both of them, ne~ I fear the tears!(´;ω;)
Let's all comfort them, okay~?
(Anyone who has an eye on either of them, here's your chaaaaaaance~ ;D)
*I never said this.
All the people in this message aren't getting it, so you never heard it from me. You just did and that's your business, now, don't put my stuff out on the street and keep it in the jimusho or the JE Mafia will get you~ Thank you!
Most name have been changed for privacy, teehee~*
- See you next week!
Your best source, NY(CT)."
Hasshi threw the phone back to Kamei. Sanada was starting a countdown, waiting for a reaction, Nozawa was covering his ears and Kamei was checking if his phone didn't break from getting thrown like that.
Hiromitsu, who had found the oldest teenager's house's street (because, no, he didn't count as a teenager anymore) and tried to find the Kamei residence when, out of the blue, the young man on the front passenger seat opened his door.
"WHOA." The driver hit the brakes and everyone jumped in their seats a little, "What's the deal, Hasshi? Don't open the door when I'm driving, stupid! You could have hurt yourself!" He reprimanded the boy. He deserved at least to be told that this was a moron move. Who knows? He could have hit someone, or another car, he could have trashed Hiro's car, even could have fallen off his seat and get flattened... or worse!
Ryousuke said nothing to that. He undid his seat-belt and left the car, walking away with haste and heading to his house, which wasn't too far from here, anyways. Kamei and the two others would have to do without him because he wasn't in a good mood today, not that he was super happy starting from this morning because he woke up too late, but now the day was just ruined. He had no more patience and he was afraid he's end up hurting someone with his bad mood because it was as sharp as a knife and he could easily kill all of his 'band' mates with it.
Knowing his limit with his occasional short temper, he decided it was best to leave. Always consider the others, that was what he was doing. If he wasn't with his friends, he couldn't be mean to them and let all the anger out at them. He wouldn't be a friend if he did this to them.
What. The. Hell.
He thought as he started to walk even faster, thinking that a few rounds of the gory game 'Mortal Kombat' might save him and suppress his need to murder someone who just wasn't able to shut up long enough to notice that he made people go crazy and caused trouble around him whenever he opened his mouth.
Stupid Yuto. Stupid Takaki. Stupid Chinen. Stupid, stupid, stupid....
Now what was he going to do? The sugary and slightly pederastic couple was about to break up and Yuto spread the word that Takaki said it was all Hasshi's fault. Everyone was going to hate him, now. Everyone approved Takaki and Chinen's relationship more than they ever approved the one Ryousuke had with the BEST member just because Chinen was so cute and they were so in love and whatever else, Ryousuke didn't care...
So, maybe what Yuto was gossiping about explained the weird call in the middle of the night, last weekend. It was that Takaki was surely jealous and pissed off because Chinen seemed to think about Hasshi when in bed with him? The midget boy secretly fantasized about him? Who knew?
Who cared? That wasn't the essential.
Takaki - Chinen = Unhappy Takaki.
He remembered something he had thought about back in October when he kissed Chinen after Shokura practice.... He thought about that but never really thought that he could make that happen, but now he had evidence that he could make little Yuuri think about him and probably want him... Oh, Yuya was going to pay for using him, for threatening him, for helping Yuto spread that he was the bad guy in the story when Takaki was the one who was failing hardcore.
If Yuya wanted a bad guy in this, he really was about to get one... |
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yay hiroppi~
XD
and lol YaMei *giggles and shakes head*
I love the way you write their relationship ♥
and kekeke...evil!hasshi...
totally looking forward to how this will develop =3
you've made the start of my weekend a really good one ^^~
hope to see you tonight?
wasn't able to stay up long enough yesterday because uni = kills bunny and sleeping time T.T
*glompchu*
Taiyou: *ews at the YaMei and swears never to read this again*
Omg.
Hasshi should jump into Hiromitsu's arms like "I've always been loving you!" XD
I hope hasshi will not suffer anymore...
These days, I hated him for his joining ABC i Shoon's place...
Now I'm appreciating him more and more...
All thanks to the author ^^ | |
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