| ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 12: Want me, want you. |
[Aug. 30th, 2008|11:54 pm] |
| [ | ★ - feels |
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| [ | ♪ - jiving to |
| | 安室奈美恵で「WANT ME, WANT ME」 | ] |
Title:ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Twelve: Want me, want you.
Pairings: TakaChii
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 (A lot of sex references! O:)
Warnings : Boys in love with each other? References to boi secks!?
Disclaimer: Can I AT LEAST rent them?
Summary: Takaki gets killed by the Super Saiyajin Yabumama. Boys talking about boy stuff.
Takaki had been running around in the whole building, trying to find a hiding place. He was out of breath and his heart was racing.
Finally, lost him... He thought as he rested his back against a wall, panting. That crazy leader wanted him dead for a reason he didn't even know and Takaki managed to shake him off by yelling 'Oh, hey, Kamei!' Oldest trick in the world but it worked. At least he could breathe now...
"Ah, so that's where you are..."
Takaki looked up and slid down the wall, falling on his behind. His face was blanching as he stared in fear at the guy walking toward him with an expression as cold as death. Yabu Kouta in all his scary protectiveness.
Don't hurt me. Please. Takaki gulped when the older boy walked even closer. He held his breath and closed his eyes. What was to be the poor prey's fate? Oh, the suspense!
Yabu extended his arm and a hand was now in front of Takaki's face. That was more than what the boy could handle.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, YABU!" He begged, screaming like a prepubescent girl who saw a big bug and clinging to the other boy's pants, "I'm too young to die!"
The older of the two almost fell over, "Relax, man, I just wanted to help you up so we could talk." He replied, thinking Takaki was way too jumpy over nothing.
Takaki got up and dusted his pants. "I knew that." He nodded to himself, "I was just trying to make you laugh, ne."
"Uh-uh. Sure." Yabu rolled his eyes, leaning against the wall, too. "Seriously, though. I want to talk to you."
The younger of the two looked at the other boy, "About what?"
... Maybe he is an imbecile after all? Yabu thought. Wasn't it just obvious?
"Last weekend.... with Chinen. How did it go?" He asked, "He said he got sick to his stomach after eating cucumber maki and got the wrong medicine for it."
Yuya stared in confusion. His boyfriend didn't get sick at all, they spent the whole weekend together and Chinen was really lively, as always. They didn't even eat cucumber, since when Takaki suggested it, his younger sweetheart yelled that he'd prefer getting naked, wearing his underwear on his head and run around Tokyo a than eat it. What was Yabu yapping about?
"No, he didn't get sick. We didn't even eat cucumber!"
"Huh??" Yabu looked at the other, "Then what the heck happened?"
A half-smirk appeared on Takaki's face, "Chinen lost his virginity before Kamei did."
Yabu punched Yuya's shoulder. "Cheap shot." The other boy was not amused by this comment at all. "We'll do it when the time is right, fool."
It was just mean of Takaki to even compare Kamei and Chinen, because, well, Kamei was simply the most perfect person in the universe while Chinen was a spoilt little kid and... Anyways, Yabu's boyfriend's current sex-life (or his) was not really the topic. But Takaki's was.
"After wedding, jii-chan?" The younger asked playfully.
Before Yabu could answer, they heard someone laughing. Really loudly. That was a familiar laughter too.
"....Hikaru, come out." He said, "Inoo, you too."
The said boys came out of behind the vending machine in the hallway, looking like boys going to the Principal's office after getting in trouble with a teacher for reason X or Y.
"Busteeeeeeeed." Inoo said as he pulled Hikaru along with him.
"Guys, I was trying to talk to Takaki, here?" Yabu said, pointing at the boy he was having a discussion with.
Hikaru poked their 'leader' a few times, making some random monkey face at him. "We, Daiki and Morimoto split to find you. They're on the bottom floor." He pointed down. "So, it's just the Hey!Say!BEST Boyfriends association..." Hikaru announced. He called them that when they talked about 'serious' stuff. Arioka wasn't in it anymore/yet because he was single. Too bad for him. Hikaru thought BEST's shortest member should make an effort to find someone new, anyways, so he'll be in the 'association' again.
"That name sucks," Takaki commented.
The jester boy nodded at that, "Yeah, it does~!" He agreed and smirked, "Does Chinen suck too? Or does he shut up, spread 'em and take it?"
"WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT." Yabu and Inoo yelled together before Takaki could answer. The conceited grin on his face was already telling a bit too much about what Chinen's boyfriend could have said. But too late, Hikaru and Takaki started on a very detailed and dirty bedroom discussion, though they didn't really have the same sexual orientation, they could talk about stuff like that. The two others turned and covered each other's ears because hearing about Chinen Yuuri having a sex-life was way too much and hearing about how Hikaru can get rid of a bra with his teeth was just heavily disturbing.
"He WHAT?!"
Even Inoo and Kouta heard that shocked exclamation from Yaotome, which made them drop their 'anti-perversion shields', which were useless because they heard the guy's scream.
"You heard me, man, he almost moaned Hasshi's name." Takaki continued talking to his band mate, "I think he thinks I don't know, but I really don't know what to think of this.... ever happened to you?"
The slightly younger male shook his head, "No, man. I just told you what I do to Rurina, right? She thinks I'm the best damn thing ever and I'm on her mind 24/7. She even calls me at night to tell me that she needs me, with a lot of details, if you see what I mean." Hikaru waggled his eyebrows, of course referring to something NC-17. "But yeah, before she had her ex boyfriend Kevin on her mind and she wanted a guy more like him... and we went in all that 'try to make the other jealous' thing... and she came back crawling back to me... or well, we both did."
Noticing the interested look on Takaki's face, Inoo decided to interrupt. The fact that he was the one with the longer running relationship was telling him to intervene. "Hikaru, don't give him your weird advice. Jealousy is not the key."
"Inoo, you say that because you never had to do it." Yabu commented. "I mean. I did it with Shoon when he was being a dick and it worked fine..."
The pre-pre-pretty boy glared at the older guy, "Oh yeah? Tell me, are you still with Yamashita-kun?" Pause. "No. He didn't stay with you. So I don't think it works so well, itoshi no playboy."
"Well, it worked for a while! Besides, Shoon wasn't really faithful even after that and it pissed me off." Yabu decided to clear that out for the others, because he was sick of being called a playboy by them when they just didn't know what really happened with him and his tragic past relationships. "Besides. I changed. Taku is the one, really..."
Takaki raised his hands to get some attention. "Back to ME, please!"
Hikaru had been distracted by Yabu and Inoo, trying to figure out why he was the only Ya-ya-yah member Yabu never tried to date. Okay, he was absolutely certain he was completely straight but sometimes he wondered why the average gay/bi Johnny couldn't be interested in him. Mystery.
"Okay, so, yah." Hikaru resumed, "What I did was hanging out with her friend Midori...and she dated a guy from AMUSE. I... hated it all and crashed in every single one of their dates... and when we ended up going to the same party, I talked to the guy. She thought I was trying to... get him... and she kissed a girl."
The others all stared. That guy's girlfriend was definitely something.
"Yeah, then we talked. Made up and made out. It was just... yeah. We really are hooked on each other, you know. Let them go and if they come back, they really are yours. Just make them want you... in fact, you taught me that," Hikaru pointed Yabu, who started grumbling.
Inoo was still saying 'no' to this, this made no sense. Why did they need to make each other jealous? When Inoo had doubts before, in the first year of his relationship with Kouhei, he'd just have a talk with his boyfriend and set things straight. No need to break up and make up for no reason, they had an on-going relationship and it was just fine!
Ah, so immature. Kei kept that comment to himself, not many people had an almost four years old relationship. They couldn't understand.
Takaki thought about it. If Chinen got jealous, all he'd think about is getting his boyfriend back. If the little guy saw him with someone else, he'd come begging on his knees for some love and attention. Not that it usually took a lot of effort for Yuuri to get all he wants from Yuya but the older guy shouldn't break under the pressure. No giving in. Even to the puppy eyes.
"But guys. His birthday is soon and there's Christmas and the Christmas party, soon... I can't break up now!"
Inoo made a face that expressed how annoyed he was of hearing about this, "Listen. There's his birthday, Winter solstice, Christmas, New Year, Yabu's birthday, Valentines, White Day, Spring, your birthday, graduation, summer, my birthday.... There's never a good time to break up or anything. Just do it if that's what you want to do.... though I still think it's an awful idea and--"
"You suck donkey balls, Inoo." Yaotome said, thinking Inoo needed a chill pill. "If your boyfriend ever moaned another guy's name while he's ploughing your butt, you wouldn't know what to do and we'd have to scrape your depressed ass off the train tracks."
Kei looked at Yabu, waiting for him to say something about this, but Yabu had the 'let the kids make mistakes, they will learn' face.
He looked down, "Whatev'. Don't cry to me when this fails." With that, Inoo stormed off, angry, about to cry, about to call his boyfriend just to hear him say that he loves him. Because he knows that this is true.
When the unhappy boy left, Hikaru and Yabu started giving their advice.
"Best thing. Essential. Find a boyfriend or a girlfriend before him. You can pretend with someone... Just don't do like me and fall in love with the said person." The older of the remaining three said, referring to the fact that after trying to 'tame' Shoon by making him jealous and pretending with Taiyou, he really fell in love with Taiyou... but then realized later that they were better off as best friends.
"Yeah, call Kato Rubi back. It'll piss him off to be replaced by a girl." Hikaru added.
"Wait, wait. First off, Rubosu was destroyed by the Johnny's mafia. Her phone number is no more and I think she moved." Takaki said, "Second, I'm not replacing him for real! I'm just pretending to ask for a fake break and getting a real fake new partner to pretend having a real relationship that is really fake to make Yuuri jealous of my really fake feelings for someone else who is a real person but not my real partner because it's still really Yuuri, for real, but.... will his jealousy be real?"
The two former Ya-ya-yah members stared at him like he had an antenna coming out of his head. The resident pretty boy couldn't be all that dumb, right?
"Start by the beginning." Kouta said, patting the guy's shoulder. The poor guy's mother surely dropped him when he was born because being that stupid was just more than unbelievable.
"Alright, guys. I'm breaking up with Chii." |
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Hasshi: *kicks the st00pid*
*kicks the st00pid too*
Taiyou: *definitely better off as more than just Yabu's best friend* ♥ *but appreciates the mention*
aw Inoo~ ♥
poor guy will have to clean up multiple messes around him I fear? *pets him* the fate of being the one with all the brainz in a group of 10? XD
lol...Takaki...if you managed to understand what you just said yourself I'd be so proud of you can I have some real-fake MiuraxTakaki prz? XDDD
and I love the part where Hikaru's contemplating for 2 secons why he's the only one Yabu hasn't hit on in Ya-Ya-Yah XDDDD that made me laugh so much.
hehe Johnny's Mafi FTW.
destroying an entire existence and moving them to America to "start a new life" *cough* XD I wonder where they bury all the corpses...eeep
inoo ~~~~
♥
lol...you're so good
For one time, Yabu acts bad... But I can anderstand, to get shoon back I'd do anything desperate too XD
And aw this story is getting more and more funny..
"Yabu had the 'let the kids make mistakes, they will learn' face" > I love that one! | |
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