| ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 9: Love Machine |
[Jul. 27th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
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| | モーニング娘。で ｢Loveマシーン｣ | ] |
Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter Nine: Love Machine
Pairings: TakaChii, MatsuInoo, YaMei, Hikaru x OC (Avril Lavigne?! D:)
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: I am Johnny's affair Me no ownie.
Summary: Teens at karaoke! And random special appearances of Chester Bennington and Avril Lavigne!
Beta-chan: Kira! AND YES, I SUCK. I'M SO CHANGING MAJORS.
Flashback: Chinen and Takaki had a date today and the younger of the two had a plan to make this Friday night the night where they'd make love for the first time. But the problem was Chinen didn't know that Takaki was taking him to karaoke and he didn't know with whom! What the heck were all those other Johnny's guys doing here?? He could count almost ten people in that box!
"Maaaah, Avril dear, it was about time you showed up," Hikaru said, petting his lap. The girl who led Takaki and Chinen here went and sat in Hikaru's lap.
"Sorry Chester, but Sparky over here bites when someone touches his chew toy," she replied to Hikaru.
"...you make it sound so...inappropriate," Yabu remarked.
"You call that inappropriate? We'll show you inappropriate!" the girl said before French kissing Hikaru.
A few whistles could be heard from another corner. "Kouhei, stop whistling like that! That's embarrassing..." Inoo scolded his boyfriend and pulled the older guy's hat over his eyes.
"Hahaha, you Johnny's aren't allowed to have fun..." Kouhei teased.
"Damn straight, Matsumoto!" It was that loud girl talking again.
At the use of the word straight, most of the boys cleared their throats, looked away or asked each other if talking about this was in their policy. Chinen even asked what that word was supposed to mean.
Kouhei shook his head at what Hikaru's girlfriend said, "No not straight at all. My boyfriend here knows that all too well. After all he goes all anal-retentive on all kinds of silly details of my personality and what not. Details obsession much, Kei?" The former Johnny’s boy asked, making said boyfriend blush furiously.
"Am not anal-retentive..."
A random hat flew to Inoo's face. "Heck yes, you are!" Kamei said from where he was sitting by Yabu's side before getting the hat thrown back at him by Inoo.
"He can really get obsessed with details, ne..." Arioka chuckled.
Chinen blinked. "WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TWO?!" He pointed at the girl in Hikaru's lap and the guy with Inoo.
Hikaru laughed at Chinen, "Okay, group intro time. The couples this evening are..." He made a dramatic pause in which one would usually expect something like a drum roll. "The one and only awesome Yaotome 'Chester' Hikaru and the beautiful, most special and best girlfriend in the world...Monaka 'Avril' Rurina!"
Rurina grinned and flashed everyone in the round twin peace-signs. "That's us!"
"And over there, the 'couple that took too long to find each other but finally did by accident' ...JUMP's one and only Captain-kun and red-maniac Yabu Kouta! And his very personal pet tiger, Kamei Taku!" Hikaru continued, completely unfazed by the complaints he got from said couple about their 'nicknames'.
"Then, we have our perfect, 'Pre Pre Pretty combination', with years and years and YEARS of experience... Former Johnny's Juniors star member, Matsumoto Kouhei!"
Kouhei stood up and did a small 'I iz awesome!' dance at that before getting pulled back by Inoo.
"And Hey!Say!JUMP's resident anal-retentive brainiac... Inoo Kei!"
"I am NOT anal-retentive!"
Ignoring Inoo's indignant outcry, the 'spotlight' moved on. “And over here, in the right corner, we see HSJ No.1 narcissist pretty boy and Akanishi-senpai’s absolute No.1 fan, Takaki Yuya! Along with his little jailbait acrobat boyfriend, who is Ohno Satoshi’s No.1 fanboy... let me introduce, Chinen Yuuri!”
After this, Hikaru took a moment to take a deep breath before moving to the 'grand finale'. "And last but not least, a big round of applause for Arioka Daiki! ...and his dateless-shortness!" he finished the introductions with a big dorky, trademark Yaotome Hikaru grin.
"Hey! Yamada couldn't come and sit with me so I'll have someone to talk to when you'll all be making out," The date-less boy said. "Besides, you guys know my girlfriend was exterminated by the Johnny's mafia, or whatever Johnny did. Her home phone line was cut and her keitai number doesn't exist anymore," The boy sighed. Why did he come here in the first place?
"Yo, instead of listening to Daiki's lonely wolf cry, let's get this started?" Takaki asked as he sat down between Matsumoto and Arioka, pulling Chinen on his lap once he was seated.
"Let's set some rules first. NO ONE sings Ultra Music Power." Inoo said, not really feeling like jumping to his dream.
"Let's let... uhm. Chinen start." The said little boy shook his head at Hikaru's suggestion.
"But we're half doing this for your birthday!" The only girl of the room said.
"I say Yabu starts." Chinen suggested.
"Yeah!!" Yabu bounced up and grabbed the mic. He loved singing. Before he could get started though, he had to do something. He turned to Kamei. "Ne, no matter what I do this evening, will you still love me?" He asked.
Taku blinked in confusion, "Of course. And if it's too extreme I'll just go by the 'what happens here stays here' rule." He replied.
Yabu grinned and set the machine to play a song he apparently knew the number by heart of. Soon after, the beat of a really popular song started to play and Yabu started to dance like he was crazy. Or very hyper.
"He picked.... Love Machine....?" Arioka couldn't believe it. This was almost as unnatural as Rurina's hair color.
"Dance, dancing all of the night~!" The older BEST member sang. He wasn't a one of a kind performer for nothing, but this... had nothing that even resembled his usual performances. Hikaru and Kouhei got up to join Yabu in his dance fever and they seriously put Morning Musume to shame, at least in Arioka's opinion.
Better short than crazy. The youngest BEST member thought.
Inoo was clapping his hands, trying hard to not get freaked out by the fact that the three of them knew the real dance, Rurina was whistling at them and Takaki busted a lung by laughing so hard. Kamei had his hands over his face but was staring through his slightly parted fingers... Chinen was pretty much in the same state as Kamei. But for entirely different reasons.
What... is... this? He wouldn't be able to respect Yabu like he usually did anymore.
"Love machine~" Yabu finally was finished with butchering his version of the famous Momusu song. He sat back down next to Kamei, who was still shocked and wondering if his boyfriend was sober.
"Okay, who the hell spiked Kouta's drink?" Kamei asked everyone before asking his boyfriend to stand on one leg, count to 100 and then walk in a straight line.
"My turn!" Takaki waved. The mic was handed to him and boy, this was an entirely different mood. He chose Deep in your heart by Domoto Koichi, his most respected senpai.
Whoa... Chinen knew it was a 'sexy' song, but, he wasn't sure he knew what sexy meant until now. There was Takaki, singing and 'dancing' in all his Akanishi-ero-wannabe glory. Chinen slouched low in his seat, thinking Yuya should get arrested for doing hip-rolls.
"Wooooh, sexy~! Take the shirt off!!" Rurina cheered.
Loud freak woman, Chinen thought.
"The pants off too while you're at it!" Inoo's boyfriend added, waving a 1000 yen bill and laughing.
Even louder freak dude! Chinen glared. He sort of wished Takaki would do that closer to him and only for him...
"Chinen, you okay?" Inoo asked.
"Yes, why?" He replied.
"Because you're drooling." Inoo pointed the little trickle of saliva at the side of Chinen's mouth.
The little boy wiped it off fast, blushing.
At the end, Takaki showed everyone a dorky smile and bowed. "You liked?" He asked as he sat back with Chinen, letting him crawl back in his lap once he was seated.
"Yeah...really liked it..." Chinen hid his face in the crook of his dear boyfriend's neck, mainly to stop himself from saying what he thought about this, detailedly.
The real killer performances of the evening were pretty much Mona singing that talkin' 2 myself Ayu song and getting praised by the others so much that Hikaru felt the need to take one of his socks off and stuff it in Arioka's mouth, which he did.
After that, Arioka pretty much murdered Lonely in Gorgeous by Tommyfebruary6, which made everyone group hug him.
Inoo then sang Nakagawa Shoko's Strawberry melody which got Kouhei squealing and kissing Inoo because he adores Shokotan and loves Inoo, so it totally won his heart.
Kamei and his energy made everyone sing along to his version of Weeeek, and Yabu complained that he couldn't hear Kamei's voice because of all those morons.
Following this was Hikaru's Daite senorita imitation, although he would never admit it, the part where he dropped the mic really was an accident and not part of his imitation gig.
And last but not least the really energetic and entirely rule-breaking performance Ultra Music Power by Kouhei, who was joined by Kamei and Rurina, the other non-HSJ people, as his back-up singers.
Chinen sang many Arashi songs but he didn't think of his performances as anything close to how epic the others had been. Chinen filmed them with his phone a lot. Yuto would totally love this and Yama-chan could use a laugh.
Of course performances of epic-ness took their toll on people's energy and soon enough everyone was putting on their hats and sunglasses, some swapping phone numbers and mail addresses.
Chinen was amazed at how Hikaru's girlfriend still looked like she had some look at me! sign over her head. Her outfit was colorful and her diva glasses didn't help... poor Hikaru, he was going to get Friday'd for sure.
Rurina and Hikaru then left in her car, whispering stuff each other. Stuff, which probably no one else wanted to hear. Yabu, Kamei, Inoo, Matsumoto and Arioka had a train to catch and disappeared down the street quickly, which left Chinen and Takaki alone again.
"Walk me home?" Chinen asked hopefully and looked up to his much taller boyfriend.
"Of course I will. And I'm staying over, too, remember?" Takaki replied, smiling down at Yuuri. Chinen gulped and blushed.
The operation was still on! |
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Love Machine~
*wiggles eyebrows*
XD
this was epic winz
Taiyou:*cries inside* *clings to his riida*
Hasshi/Aki: *headdesk* That's just entirely too much ghei all at once.
But, but, but.... it's the ghei chapter of gheiness! and the gheiest thing in it is Takaki, anyways. Because... it's Takaki.
Ohh.. by "ruu" I directly thought about takaki's rubi XD
Sorry for the last chapter's misunderstanding...
Arioka > DATE ME!!!!! + DAITE XD
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