| ジタバタ純情 - Chapter 7.7: Bathroom Business. |
[Jul. 20th, 2008|02:11 am] |
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Title: ジタバタ純情 ("Struggling Pure Heart.") - Chapter 7.7: Bathroom Business.
Pairings: None, really.
Fandom: Hey!Say! JUMP, Johnny's Junior
Genre: Angst, fluff
Rating: PG-15 for now (References)
Warnings : Boys in love? With each other?
Disclaimer: *pulls covers over Yasu* Me no ownie, ignore the Kanjani8 member in my bed.
Summary: Yuto and Yamada do funky stuff in the washroom.
Hey!Say!JUMP and a whole bunch of Juniors were finally done with a singing practice and most people were packing their stuff to leave. Hashimoto Ryousuke, on his end, was waiting for his friend Kamei Taku, who had been kissing his new boyfriend Yabu Kouta for the last 5 minutes or so. Every time Hasshi thought they were done, one of them called the other's first name, the said other 'melted' and they went at it again.
So....pathetic. Though that was what he thought, he remembered that he pulled the exact same stunt at Kamei a few months ago, with a different boyfriend but still the same.
Hasshi decided that he didn't want to torture himself with more of this and went to the washroom. He went to wash his face and when he turned the tap off, he heard something weird from a toilet stall.
"Yuto, I am NOT doing this." He heard a first voice, Yamada Ryosuke's, for sure.
"Come on! You did it last night and you were so pro, why not now?" The second voice, Nakajima Yuto's, asked.
"Because it was with a cucumber last night and I was so tired and weak... You abused of my weaknesses! Again!" Yamada accused. Hasshi held his stomach, he wasn't sure his lunch was going to stay in there too long. A cucumber. Yamada did something with a cucumber. Yuto abused Yamada with a cucumber?
Oh, god, that's some twisted shit over there. His head was spinning, jumping to conclusions was bad for an active 14 years old mind.
"So, what? It's just a different fruit, Yama-chan. Now put it on my banana or I'm not your best friend anymore." Yuto said.
"Fine. We're so not best friends anymore." Yamada said.
"Yama-cha~n. Think about Chii! We're doing this for Chii, so you'll show him how. I provide the stuff and, you show him how to have safe sex. That was our deal," Yuto told, "Besides, you know I'd mess everything up, Yama-chan... Please, for Chii~" Yuto whined.
A long sigh from Yamada, "Yuto, you suck... Fine, I'll do it." Yamada groaned, annoyed, "Just for Chii, though, and because I didn't spend last night reading up on this with you for nothing... here I go..."
Yuto giggled like a girl, Yamada told him to shut up a few times and Hasshi was wondering why the heck he was still around.
Maybe because he wanted the answer to this question: ... Why does Chinen need to be thought how to have safe sex...?
"Alright, this is way too weird! I'm out of here!" Yamada got out of the stall, throwing his arms up in the air.
Yuto giggled, "But you just put that condom on my banana like a pro!" He told his best friend and showed him a real banana that had a rubber over it.
"Please don't eat this, I'd die," Yamada groaned, this was way too embarrassing, "And I swear, if someone learns that I put condoms on food, I swear I'm going to kil--"
"Hi, Hashimoto-kun." Yuto cut Yamada's drama sequence and waved at Hasshi with a smile on his face.
Yamada stared at the Junior boy and his face went scarlet. "You never saw us... We weren't here... Yuto, let's beat it!!" Yamada dashed out of the bathroom, wishing that this was a bad dream and that he'd wake up somewhere else. Yuto trashed his condom-banana and ran after the other boy.
"....Freaks." Hasshi sighed. Still... why would Chinen need to know how to do this...? He thought about it and when the idea formed in his mind, he felt sick to his stomach.
No way... Takaki and Chinen wanted to do it.
He felt something welling up in him...the need to vomit. Which he fulfilled in the toilet of the stall where the 'Yamajima' duo were. His stomach had rejected its content, out of disgust, out of anger, out of that familiar feeling of jealousy.
He knew he was jealous, he was realistic enough to notice that, but the question was...
Who was he really jealous of? |
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| Comments: |
Taiyou: *JEALOUSOMG* *throws shoe at Kamei*
Hasshi: *knows who . . .?*
hehehehe, yay for vomiting and God does Yuuto suck.
First I was disgusted with yuto's unreveled actions (because it was about yuto mostly XD), but for Chinen, it was like worse...
*afraid... Yuto's such a pervert...*
Kota!!!!!!!!! *sing: come back- To meee!* | |
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